Okay, okay spoilers ahead so you know... make sure you've either watched the movie or you don't plan to. Also, I would recommend it. It's a good movie, but you should watch the first one first obviously-
*hyperventilating* WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Okay, let's go through this one by one.
Existential sad Billy.
Existential sad Freddy.
Pedro's gay.
Darla is awesome as always.
Mary did little to nothing... again. (Litsen, I get her thing is like the wisdom of Solomon or something but still)
Eugene was just Eugene again.
Wonder Woman face reveal.
The Wizard isn't dead.
Weird, creepy, uncomfortable romance between a 6000 year old God and a 17 year old human boy. That's a 5983 year age difference. Yeah, not weird at all, that's just normal haha...
Still waiting for half-blind caillou to do something but maybe next movie.
Billy died for 2 minutes and I was one more minute away from throwing a temper tantrum over it. But it's good, he's back, he's fine.
You know if Billy did actually die, I would've actually said that this was a horrible movie, not jokingly from like being sad that he's dead, like genuinely. Because killing him would've been an illegal move. I was sad in Spider-man 3 when Harry died, okay, I was really sad. But I understood why he had to. It just had to happen. But Billy? Billy didn't deserve or need to die. So if he did... that's just garbage. So it's a good thing he's back.
Also, dude, awesome stuff.
Existential sad Billy and existential sad Freddy were very well executed, I mean I wish it would've been explored more in some way idk but still really good.
Oh and it was funny. That's good humor if you ask me.
Love the way they're all still dumber than each other and yet also smarter than each other at the same time. Never gets old.
Favorite scene?
"TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFU-"
I love it so much it's not even funny. Like who even cares that it's just advertising for skittles basically, I just love it.
Darla is the best and if anything happens to her I will actually destroy the entire universe.
Someone please stop miss An-whatever he face was cause that's seriously creepy, leave Freddy alone please, creepy ahh lady. You're 6000 years old, get help. Literally like 6000 and he's 17. Please stop, it's weird.
Give me a longer movie please, I want more interaction between the Shagang. (SHAZAM+gang) I want some more, it's fun to see.
Also- no shazamming indoors-
Not a like sensational over the top best movie ever thing, but it's a good movie, I enjoyed it and I'm definitely watching the next movie as well. I never really payed much attention to DC, I don't hate it or anything, I've just not really been super into their stuff. Idk I just didn't really... care. Shazam though, Shazam got my attention. I really liked it and I think you should watch it.
Anyway, I'm gonna go barf now cause I just ate two croissants on an empty stomach with a buncha water which I don't think was a super great idea now so... yeah. Peace out.
My sister doesn't want me use her laptop so I cannot watch OFMD even tho I really want to cause I see it everywhere and it seems interesting and I wanna watch it but I can't cause I don't have my computer rn and I have no way to find it on the tv cause it's not like I can open google on it and go pirate OFMD somewhere-
maybe I have better luck when I ask tomorrow hopefully.
obligatory "you know what it's like when you don't know anything at all and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one person" meme. (90% sure I already used this one but I can't think straight rn so-)
shiiiiiiiiiiiiii-
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
SKHSKWHSIQ THERES A CHOREOGRAPHER FOR SEASON 2
A GODDAMN CHOREOGRAPHER
THERE'S GONNA BE FUCKING DANCING
DANCINGGGGGG THEYRE GONNA DANCE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THERE WILL BE DANCING IN SEASON 2 OF GOOD OMENS AND CROWLEY AND AZIRAPHALE JUST MIGHT DANCE TOGETHER AND IM GONNA CRY AND SCREAM AND COMMIT HOMICIDE IF THEY DO BECAUSE KAGDKSHAKDHKSJS AAAAAAAA
okay calm down my fangirl is showing.
I have been singing Everyday but Buddy Holly over and over again for the past week-
I JUST CANT LIKE
CHILLS LITERAL CHILLS
AND AN INTIMACY CO-ORDINATOR EXCUSE ME WHAT WHAT WHAT WHO WHAT EXCUSE ME WHAT
IM SORRY WAIT WAIT WHAT
I DONT THINK I CAUGHT THAT WHAT DID YOU SAY WHAT
EXCUSE ME FOR A FEW MOMENTS WHILE I GO HAVE A MENTAL FUCKING BREAKDOWN OVER THIS SHIT
NO WAY WHAT NO NO NO WHAT
HUH WHAT
I KEEP SAYING WHAT BUT ITS ALL I CAN THINK RN LIKE... WHAT
WHO WHY WHAT?
SYSIHDIEHKSHDKSB LITERALLY MY ENTIRE TRAIN FO THROUGHT IS JUST "WHAT" OVER AND OVER MY BRAIN IS LITERALLY FILLED WITH QUESTION MARKS RN
omg okay calm down think of something else. Okay uh...
I DREW POLLUTION
THEYRE SO COOL BRO
I mean I hate pollution like any sane person but Pollution is absolutely amazing. The character.
It's more of a doodle really. Did it while listening to the GOmens soundtrack.
Are they cool or are they cool!
Uh, might re-watch season 1 again. Always cool details to find. And I get to overanalyze every husbands scene for the billionth time. I've overanalyzed these scenes however many times now, idk. I love them. I don't know how I'll survive watching season 2 with my sisters and having to keep in my screaming.
Season one was bad enough and now season two is described as "quiet, gentle, and romantic"
LIKE AAAAAAAAA EXCUSE ME
QUIET, GENTLE, AND ROMANTIC
screaming, shitting, crying, throwing up, literally having a heart attack, I'll never physically, emotionally, mentally recover from this, if I die after season 2, I will die happy, my shit, it's gone, I lost it, I'm like gonna cry rn, no way, bitch, shut the fuck up rn, AAAAAAAASWGWBSGABADSQQDASQFASQAAHAFAHSFDIFAFSDASADGSVQJSBAJAJJAAVUAFAJAJAAAUAHAIEBDIEBJAGAOABAIABAGEGIEOFPGPVKBSJQFSOFBQJSGIWHSHDJAVSH
I did a thing. (The body is stolen from online, it's a plain base body, the dress and stuff are from my brain, you can tell cause it's inconsistent with deciding whether it's flapper inspired or just 1920s inspired. The dress having an identity crisis is a staple in my designs, and one I intend to keep. Also I don'thave my colors rn, so I can't color it.)
Me and my sister were watching a movie I've been begging her to watch for centuries, and she leaves in the middle cause I didn't wanna get up and cook food for her that she could cook herself, refuses to continue watching, and now she comes in at the credits to raise the volume cause SHE LIKES THE SONG.
When we were watching Spider-Man, a movie SHE'S been pestering me to watch for a long time, I had to go make myself food. Take a guess on whether she helped out or not. AND I STILL CONTINUED WATCHING CAUSE IM NOT A PISSY BABY UNLIKE HER APPARENTLY
Like seriously, imagine asking to hire someone, they get no payment, no experience, nothing on their resume, they basically get jack shit for helping you, and then when they refuse you get upset??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME-
(I would say all this to her face but she's only gonna start getting pissy and making dumb points that kill my braincells and I'm not going through that for the billionth time so)
AHHHHH WAIT DONT SAY ANYTHING YET I STILL HAVENT SEEN IT
IS IT GOOD? HOW GOOD IS IT? SHOULD I DITCH MY SISTERS TO WATCH IT OR IS IT SO GOOD THAT IT WOULD SIMPLY BE ILLEGAL FOR ME TO WATCH IT ON MY OWN (I'm not actually gonna watch it on my own that would be like a really assholey thing to do but like just as a measure for how good it is- yk)
I have my phone on silent for lots of reasons, mainly a sensitivity to noise
WHY DOES THE KEYBOARD NEED TO CLIKC CLACK ITS A PHONE A PHONE NOT AN ACTUAL KEYBOARD ITS JUST ASSAULTING MY EARS
But that doesn't mean I don't want a cool ringtone! I want a ringtone I can hear everytime someone calls me even with my phone on silent!
I like ringtones, and I like setting mine to dumb stuff- I would give anything to have an option for you to still hear your ringtone with your phone on silent.
Back to the keyboard tho SERIOUSLY GENUINE QUESTION WHY IN TEH FRICK FRACK DOES IT NEED TO MAKE NOISE
IT WILL NEVER NOT BE ANNOYING TO HEAR I SWEAR IT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO RIP EVERYONES THROAT OUT AND HIVES ME A BAD HEADACHE
LIKE ACTUALLY THE NOISE BRINGS ME TO ACTUAL TEARS
I WAS FORCED TO TAKE MY PHONE OF SILENT ONCE CAUSE I WAS EXPECTING A CALL AND THAT WAS THE WORST THING EVER HAVING TO HEAR THAT KEYBOARD AND HAVING TO LISTEN TO LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE MAKE NOISE FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON WAS JUST SO GODDAMN PAINFUL
I JUST WANTED TO RIP MY EARS OFF AND DRIVE A KNIFE STRAIGHT THROUGH MY EARDRUMS
idk why but that just shattered my entire world view-
Fries are just potatoes in fry oil, potatoes are vegan and fry oil is vegan...
It's logic, I should know this, but like... when you think of vegan food, the last thing you'd think is fries- you'd probably think of like a salad or something along those lines...
I feel so dumb rn, but it's just weird to think about okay
(The thing in the corner you use to write a post, if you hold it and start moving it around it does a thing. I call it the tumblr snake. It's fun and weirdly entrancing)
I have... and I'm not exaggerating... FIFTEEN BLISTERS ON MY FUCKING FEET
FIFTEEN
TEN ON ONE AND FIVE ON THE OTHER
I SHIT YOU NOT I JUST WALKED IN THE MOST BLISTER PRODUCING SHOES EVER MADE WITHOUT ANYTHING TO PROTECT MY FEET FROM BLISTERS EVEN THOUGH I PROBABLY SHOULDVE PUT IT ON SINCE WE LITERALLY HAVE STUFF FOR THIS ITS NOT LIKE WE DONT
AMD NOW MY FEET ARE GONNA BE DYING FOR THE NEXT LIKE WEEK
I THINK I ACTUALLY STARTED BLEEDING AT SOME POINT JUDGING BY THE FUCKING SCABS ON MY FUCKING FEET
THERE ARE ACTUAL FUCKING SCABS
I WAS FUCKING BLEEDING
WHEN I GET MARRIED ITS GONNA BE TO A LIKE 6 FT TALL BUFF ASS MAN SO HE CAN CARRY ME EVERYWHERE AND I NEVER HAVE TO WALK AGAIN BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS JUST NOT IT
LIKE WTF FIFTEEN BLISTERS AND ACTUAL FUCKING BLEEDING TOO
THESE SHOES ARE A DEATH TRAP
THEY WERENT EVEN HEELS OR ANYTHING THEY WERE JUST THE WORLDS MOST UNCOMFORTABLE SHOES
THE REASON THEY'RE LIKE THIS IS BECAUSE THEYRE NEW SO THEY'RE LIKE STILL FRESH AND TOUGH AND NOT SOFT LIKE SHOES BECOME AFTER YOU WEAR THEM FOR A WHILE
SO SINCE THEYRE NEW THEYRE BASICALLY LIKE OUT TO KILL YOU
AND I KNOE THEYRE NEW BUT I DIDNT LIKE PUT ANYTHING ON TO KEEP ME FROM LITERALLY DYING LIKE AN IDIOT
You ever hated someone so much, you just want to literally punch them to hell but tou can't do that cause they're your older sister's friend and also you're in public?
I seriously just wanna actually fight her rn.
Edit: (-2) ๐๐
A half-joking post about a situation you don't even know the context to gets a (-2) ๐
Literally everything pisses people off these days.
I haven't talked about GOmens in way too long and according to the law that's actually illegal so:
obligatory "you know what it's like when you don't know anything at all and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one person" meme.
NEW POSTER CHECKK BABES
WAHOO!
If we take a look-see here, we have 3 cups. A teacup, a mug, and a wine glass.
The caption is "tea for three and three for tea"
Interesting.
We know the wine glass is obviously Crowley, durr.
The teacup has to be Aziraphale.
And the mug is Gabriel.
The wine in the wine glass is shaped like devil horns.
The steam coming from the tea in the teacup is shaped like a halo.
And the steam from the cocoa in the mug is shaped like a heart.
We've got the moving box in the background there.
The matchbox as well.
Can't make out any of the books in the background though it looks like there's stuff written on some of them.
There's a record on the shelves in between the books. Can't tell what it is tho.
Now back to the cups. Heart in between Crowley and Aziraphale anyone?
I mean cmon- THERES A HEART IN BETWEEN THESE TWO DUMB LOSERS AND THEIR 6000 YEAR PINING IM GONNA SCREAM
BUT WHY FROM GABEIEL?????
IT COULD BE NOTHING BUT NOTHING IS NOTHING IN THIS SHOW AS IVE LEARNED SO LIKE YEA
IS HE THE WINGMAN, IS THAT WHAT THIS IS? LMAO
WINGMAN GABRIEL
Oh and "tea for three and three for tea" is probably a reference to 'Tea For Two' the song yk the one.
What's in the moving box tho? WHATS IN THE MOVING BOXXXXX WHATTTTTT
THAT MOVING BOX WHAT DOES IT MEAN
WHATS WITH "this side up"
WHATS WITH ALL THE "up" IMAGERY
ITS A MIRACLE HOW WE HAVE SO MUCH INFO ON SEASON 2 AND YET I STILL CAN'T MAKE SENSE OF WHAT EXACTLY IS GONNA HAPPEN
Also. In the sneak peek-
Aziraphale is this close to strangling Gabriel. He's actually gonna kill him.
ALSO WHAT THING IS IT IN THE MOVING BOX IS THAT IT? IS THAT THE THING HE HAD TO GIVE AZIRAPHALE???? OR IS IT SOMETHING ELSE?????
WHAT IS IT, WHAT IS IT?
WHAT TERRIBLE THING WAS GONNA HAPPEN???????
TELL MEESEEEGRJDJSGDIWHDKGDJA
also also
I'm not done with this one yet, THERES A HEART IN BE-FUCKING-TWEEN THEM
I REPEAT ITS A HEART IN BETWEEN OUR INEFFABLE HUSBANDS
6000 YEARS FOR THIS
IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER IN MY LIFE
LIKE YOU BETTER BE SHITTING ME RN, FINALLY, FUCKING FINALLY
THEYVE BEEN GOING ON DATES AND SAVING ECAH OTHERS ASSES REGULARLY FOR 6000 YEARS FULL OF ENDLESS PINING NOW AND IT TAKES THE ARCHANGEL FUCKING GABRIEL SOMEHOW APPEARING ON EARTH WITH NO MEMORY OF ANYTHING FOR THEM TO FINALLY STOP DANCING AROUND THE FACT THAT THEY LOVE EACH OTHER
SIX THOUSAND YEARS
THESE INEFFABLE DUMBASSES TAKE 6000 YEARS TO ADMIT THEIR LOVE
ARE THEY STUPID OR ARE THEY STUPID
BECAUSE ITS STARTING TO SEEM LIKE THEYRE STUPID
I genuinely love these two. I seriously love them.
I'll just find someone else to do arson with, someone who APPRECIATES my input instead of GOING OFF BY THEMSELVES and not inviting ME even though we're SUPPOSED to burn down buildings TOGETHER.
Someone: "how many times have you re-watched 'Dragons: Race to the Edge'?"
Me: "...yes?"
Want the truth? I lost count ๐
Probably like billions of times by now bro. Netflix is probably so confused as to why I just watch this same show so many freaking times just because.
I just imagine, as I look for Dragons: Race to the Edge, Netflix is just so sick of me like: "stop it... stop... this is the 46th time, please..." and I just keep watching it and Netflix is literally crying in the background while I'm just there smiling.
I don't even know why- I practically have that thing memorized word for word- I just watch it for no real reason other than... I can't even think of a reason-
Gadies and lentlemen. I am here to announce that I am 5 seconds away from having 20 consecutive mental breakdowns.
Anyway yeah, I'm fine, I'm normal, I'm literally so normal. Feeling so normal rn, you don't even know how normal I am.
I'm just absolutely completely ordinary and normal and typical and standard and regular and habitual and wonted and average. This is all perfectly fine.
Me and my sistars have decided that when the Barbie movie comes to cinemas here, we're gonna go watch it decked out in full pink, and I suggest everyone else does the same.
It's illegal not to, sorry, I don't make the rules, it's just the law man.
You don't wanna get arrested? You gotta wear pink, sorry bro./j
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if the new tv โlast kissโ doesnโt have the shaky voice then ion want it, and i want a retake. ๐ญ
guess who just watched Fury of the Gods!
Okay, okay spoilers ahead so you know... make sure you've either watched the movie or you don't plan to. Also, I would recommend it. It's a good movie, but you should watch the first one first obviously-
*hyperventilating* WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Okay, let's go through this one by one.
Existential sad Billy.
Existential sad Freddy.
Pedro's gay.
Darla is awesome as always.
Mary did little to nothing... again. (Litsen, I get her thing is like the wisdom of Solomon or something but still)
Eugene was just Eugene again.
Wonder Woman face reveal.
The Wizard isn't dead.
Weird, creepy, uncomfortable romance between a 6000 year old God and a 17 year old human boy. That's a 5983 year age difference. Yeah, not weird at all, that's just normal haha...
Still waiting for half-blind caillou to do something but maybe next movie.
Billy died for 2 minutes and I was one more minute away from throwing a temper tantrum over it. But it's good, he's back, he's fine.
You know if Billy did actually die, I would've actually said that this was a horrible movie, not jokingly from like being sad that he's dead, like genuinely. Because killing him would've been an illegal move. I was sad in Spider-man 3 when Harry died, okay, I was really sad. But I understood why he had to. It just had to happen. But Billy? Billy didn't deserve or need to die. So if he did... that's just garbage. So it's a good thing he's back.
Also, dude, awesome stuff.
Existential sad Billy and existential sad Freddy were very well executed, I mean I wish it would've been explored more in some way idk but still really good.
Oh and it was funny. That's good humor if you ask me.
Love the way they're all still dumber than each other and yet also smarter than each other at the same time. Never gets old.
Favorite scene?
"TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFU-"
I love it so much it's not even funny. Like who even cares that it's just advertising for skittles basically, I just love it.
Darla is the best and if anything happens to her I will actually destroy the entire universe.
Someone please stop miss An-whatever he face was cause that's seriously creepy, leave Freddy alone please, creepy ahh lady. You're 6000 years old, get help. Literally like 6000 and he's 17. Please stop, it's weird.
Give me a longer movie please, I want more interaction between the Shagang. (SHAZAM+gang) I want some more, it's fun to see.
Also- no shazamming indoors-
Not a like sensational over the top best movie ever thing, but it's a good movie, I enjoyed it and I'm definitely watching the next movie as well. I never really payed much attention to DC, I don't hate it or anything, I've just not really been super into their stuff. Idk I just didn't really... care. Shazam though, Shazam got my attention. I really liked it and I think you should watch it.
Anyway, I'm gonna go barf now cause I just ate two croissants on an empty stomach with a buncha water which I don't think was a super great idea now so... yeah. Peace out.
i know not a lot of people really do like taylor swift here but like the necessity to talk about this stuff is like
yeah
her documentary on netflix, or like her last rep US tour concert will always be one of my favorite concerts
the vocals, the outfits, the dancers, the song choices, the crowd
like it lives up to the fact that this IS taylorโs best era
fight me
we all know that 1989 was a disaster
reputation is a comeback of her ass maturing and showing the fucking world that she proved kanye westโs ass WRONG dude
john mayer
you had taylor laurent praying for you
doesnt THAT saying something?
count your days john
july 7th is coming soon……
I really like Good Omens. I wish gay people were real.
People who like spicy stuff are basically just masochists.
*I say as I eat my Korean spicy noodles with all the sauce in it and with a bag full of spicy noodles and ๋ก๋ณถ์ด (Tteok-bokki) sitting next to me*
How could anyone possibly enjoy just feeling pain? I know I don't.
(I have a very low spice-tolerance. But that will never stop me.)
My sister doesn't want me use her laptop so I cannot watch OFMD even tho I really want to cause I see it everywhere and it seems interesting and I wanna watch it but I can't cause I don't have my computer rn and I have no way to find it on the tv cause it's not like I can open google on it and go pirate OFMD somewhere-
maybe I have better luck when I ask tomorrow hopefully.
And after ofmd, imma watch wwdits. Then I'll be caught up on the big 3 LOL
Screaming, crying, throwing up
GOmens:
obligatory "you know what it's like when you don't know anything at all and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one person" meme. (90% sure I already used this one but I can't think straight rn so-)
shiiiiiiiiiiiiii-
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
SKHSKWHSIQ THERES A CHOREOGRAPHER FOR SEASON 2
A GODDAMN CHOREOGRAPHER
THERE'S GONNA BE FUCKING DANCING
DANCINGGGGGG THEYRE GONNA DANCE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THERE WILL BE DANCING IN SEASON 2 OF GOOD OMENS AND CROWLEY AND AZIRAPHALE JUST MIGHT DANCE TOGETHER AND IM GONNA CRY AND SCREAM AND COMMIT HOMICIDE IF THEY DO BECAUSE KAGDKSHAKDHKSJS AAAAAAAA
okay calm down my fangirl is showing.
I have been singing Everyday but Buddy Holly over and over again for the past week-
I JUST CANT LIKE
CHILLS LITERAL CHILLS
AND AN INTIMACY CO-ORDINATOR EXCUSE ME WHAT WHAT WHAT WHO WHAT EXCUSE ME WHAT
IM SORRY WAIT WAIT WHAT
I DONT THINK I CAUGHT THAT WHAT DID YOU SAY WHAT
EXCUSE ME FOR A FEW MOMENTS WHILE I GO HAVE A MENTAL FUCKING BREAKDOWN OVER THIS SHIT
NO WAY WHAT NO NO NO WHAT
HUH WHAT
I KEEP SAYING WHAT BUT ITS ALL I CAN THINK RN LIKE... WHAT
WHO WHY WHAT?
SYSIHDIEHKSHDKSB LITERALLY MY ENTIRE TRAIN FO THROUGHT IS JUST "WHAT" OVER AND OVER MY BRAIN IS LITERALLY FILLED WITH QUESTION MARKS RN
omg okay calm down think of something else. Okay uh...
I DREW POLLUTION
THEYRE SO COOL BRO
I mean I hate pollution like any sane person but Pollution is absolutely amazing. The character.
It's more of a doodle really. Did it while listening to the GOmens soundtrack.
Are they cool or are they cool!
Uh, might re-watch season 1 again. Always cool details to find. And I get to overanalyze every husbands scene for the billionth time. I've overanalyzed these scenes however many times now, idk. I love them. I don't know how I'll survive watching season 2 with my sisters and having to keep in my screaming.
Season one was bad enough and now season two is described as "quiet, gentle, and romantic"
LIKE AAAAAAAAA EXCUSE ME
QUIET, GENTLE, AND ROMANTIC
screaming, shitting, crying, throwing up, literally having a heart attack, I'll never physically, emotionally, mentally recover from this, if I die after season 2, I will die happy, my shit, it's gone, I lost it, I'm like gonna cry rn, no way, bitch, shut the fuck up rn, AAAAAAAASWGWBSGABADSQQDASQFASQAAHAFAHSFDIFAFSDASADGSVQJSBAJAJJAAVUAFAJAJAAAUAHAIEBDIEBJAGAOABAIABAGEGIEOFPGPVKBSJQFSOFBQJSGIWHSHDJAVSH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
I did a thing. (The body is stolen from online, it's a plain base body, the dress and stuff are from my brain, you can tell cause it's inconsistent with deciding whether it's flapper inspired or just 1920s inspired. The dress having an identity crisis is a staple in my designs, and one I intend to keep. Also I don'thave my colors rn, so I can't color it.)
Listening to the Good Omens season 1 soundtrack.
I feel so giddy- I could not explain to you how this soundtrack makes me feel if I tried.
Me and my sister were watching a movie I've been begging her to watch for centuries, and she leaves in the middle cause I didn't wanna get up and cook food for her that she could cook herself, refuses to continue watching, and now she comes in at the credits to raise the volume cause SHE LIKES THE SONG.
When we were watching Spider-Man, a movie SHE'S been pestering me to watch for a long time, I had to go make myself food. Take a guess on whether she helped out or not. AND I STILL CONTINUED WATCHING CAUSE IM NOT A PISSY BABY UNLIKE HER APPARENTLY
Like seriously, imagine asking to hire someone, they get no payment, no experience, nothing on their resume, they basically get jack shit for helping you, and then when they refuse you get upset??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME-
(I would say all this to her face but she's only gonna start getting pissy and making dumb points that kill my braincells and I'm not going through that for the billionth time so)
SPIDE RKANSHDISJ
MIGIEL
SKAKS
S
SMS
I JUST SAW A JE MOCIE THE OTJER JIHJT AT THE DRIVE IN
I
LOST
MY
SHIR
UAHSJHXISJXJXHXJXJJZHZHSUSJSJSJZNNSNS
AHHHHH WAIT DONT SAY ANYTHING YET I STILL HAVENT SEEN IT
IS IT GOOD? HOW GOOD IS IT? SHOULD I DITCH MY SISTERS TO WATCH IT OR IS IT SO GOOD THAT IT WOULD SIMPLY BE ILLEGAL FOR ME TO WATCH IT ON MY OWN (I'm not actually gonna watch it on my own that would be like a really assholey thing to do but like just as a measure for how good it is- yk)
ITS SO FUCKING GOOD
I MEAN HELLA GOOD
LIKE 10/10
bc miguel is there
daur
BUT DONT WATCH IT WITH UR SISTERS
YOUโLL BE SCREAMING AND KICKING HR FEEY
HES JUST SOMUSHAHSSH
BRO
AJDJSUOQHSKWGQKSBOSBQKSBSKAKSBSKIAGSIQHSJSBDKDHKSBSKDKSKNXJXKDN
I had descended to the abyyss
Cowabummer.
itโs the void
I have my phone on silent for lots of reasons, mainly a sensitivity to noise
WHY DOES THE KEYBOARD NEED TO CLIKC CLACK ITS A PHONE A PHONE NOT AN ACTUAL KEYBOARD ITS JUST ASSAULTING MY EARS
But that doesn't mean I don't want a cool ringtone! I want a ringtone I can hear everytime someone calls me even with my phone on silent!
I like ringtones, and I like setting mine to dumb stuff- I would give anything to have an option for you to still hear your ringtone with your phone on silent.
Back to the keyboard tho SERIOUSLY GENUINE QUESTION WHY IN TEH FRICK FRACK DOES IT NEED TO MAKE NOISE
IT WILL NEVER NOT BE ANNOYING TO HEAR I SWEAR IT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO RIP EVERYONES THROAT OUT AND HIVES ME A BAD HEADACHE
LIKE ACTUALLY THE NOISE BRINGS ME TO ACTUAL TEARS
I WAS FORCED TO TAKE MY PHONE OF SILENT ONCE CAUSE I WAS EXPECTING A CALL AND THAT WAS THE WORST THING EVER HAVING TO HEAR THAT KEYBOARD AND HAVING TO LISTEN TO LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE MAKE NOISE FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON WAS JUST SO GODDAMN PAINFUL
I JUST WANTED TO RIP MY EARS OFF AND DRIVE A KNIFE STRAIGHT THROUGH MY EARDRUMS
Vegans can eat fries...
idk why but that just shattered my entire world view-
Fries are just potatoes in fry oil, potatoes are vegan and fry oil is vegan...
It's logic, I should know this, but like... when you think of vegan food, the last thing you'd think is fries- you'd probably think of like a salad or something along those lines...
I feel so dumb rn, but it's just weird to think about okay
Anatomy, my mortal enemy... we meet again.
์ํ๊ณผ ๊ณ ํต
i cant fucking do this anymore
i asked for an inch
an INCH
NOR GOD DAMN FUCKING 4-5
OH MY GOD
ok but it better be easy to straighten cuz ๐ค
It'll grow back eventually- it's okay, for now you can enjoy the fact that shorter hair is easier to brush?
Also, how dare you be online and not congratulate my cat on turning 6. I am so disappointed.
I donโt brush out my hair because itโs curly/wavy and it turns poofy, so I just donโt touch it, but the more curls, the more shorter it looks..
And did YOU congratulate my dog for turning 5 years old on Christmas Day?
Oh well idk-
Did you mention it? No seriously did you? I have horrible memory I literally don't know.
Itโs fine ๐ญ
YWAH I DID LMFAOAOOA
Oh... sorry for not congratulating your dog?
Ever been bored? Play with the tumblr snake!
(The thing in the corner you use to write a post, if you hold it and start moving it around it does a thing. I call it the tumblr snake. It's fun and weirdly entrancing)
Azrael... are you dead..?
Yeah, yeah, I just quoted the live action Smurfs movie, what're you gonna do abt it?
ATTENTION IMPORTANT INFORMATION:
My cat is the size of a human baby! He's 6 years old now, and the cutest little thing! ๐ฅฐ
He's a grown little man now. I'm so proud of him.
EVERYONE CONGRATULATE SUGAR RN!
Bruhuhdjshdkdh
B R U H
My fries just fell on the FLOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR ๐ญ
i jist chopped off
4-5 inches
of my hair
before my birthday
feel great yall ๐๐
(reference, the wavy hair (the last one))
i had it ro abr 18.
now i have 14.
sheโs emo again-
NOO AROP
I JUST WANTED TO REFRESH MY LAYERS
SORPP
NO
I HAGE SHORT HAIR
but layered short hair doesnโt look bad..
I have that one pic of you tehee
.
OK NO NEED TO BRING THAT UUUUPPPP…๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAH…
SEE YOU CAN ALWAYS DELETE PHOTOSSSS..,
im keeping it as blackmail ๐
I have 3 of them
Iโm not gonna post it on itch
Iโm not that cruel
I have... and I'm not exaggerating... FIFTEEN BLISTERS ON MY FUCKING FEET
FIFTEEN
TEN ON ONE AND FIVE ON THE OTHER
I SHIT YOU NOT I JUST WALKED IN THE MOST BLISTER PRODUCING SHOES EVER MADE WITHOUT ANYTHING TO PROTECT MY FEET FROM BLISTERS EVEN THOUGH I PROBABLY SHOULDVE PUT IT ON SINCE WE LITERALLY HAVE STUFF FOR THIS ITS NOT LIKE WE DONT
AMD NOW MY FEET ARE GONNA BE DYING FOR THE NEXT LIKE WEEK
I THINK I ACTUALLY STARTED BLEEDING AT SOME POINT JUDGING BY THE FUCKING SCABS ON MY FUCKING FEET
THERE ARE ACTUAL FUCKING SCABS
I WAS FUCKING BLEEDING
WHEN I GET MARRIED ITS GONNA BE TO A LIKE 6 FT TALL BUFF ASS MAN SO HE CAN CARRY ME EVERYWHERE AND I NEVER HAVE TO WALK AGAIN BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS JUST NOT IT
LIKE WTF FIFTEEN BLISTERS AND ACTUAL FUCKING BLEEDING TOO
THESE SHOES ARE A DEATH TRAP
THEY WERENT EVEN HEELS OR ANYTHING THEY WERE JUST THE WORLDS MOST UNCOMFORTABLE SHOES
THE REASON THEY'RE LIKE THIS IS BECAUSE THEYRE NEW SO THEY'RE LIKE STILL FRESH AND TOUGH AND NOT SOFT LIKE SHOES BECOME AFTER YOU WEAR THEM FOR A WHILE
SO SINCE THEYRE NEW THEYRE BASICALLY LIKE OUT TO KILL YOU
AND I KNOE THEYRE NEW BUT I DIDNT LIKE PUT ANYTHING ON TO KEEP ME FROM LITERALLY DYING LIKE AN IDIOT
AND NOW IM BLEEDING OR I WAS BLEEDING ANYWAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
You ever hated someone so much, you just want to literally punch them to hell but tou can't do that cause they're your older sister's friend and also you're in public?
I seriously just wanna actually fight her rn.
Edit: (-2) ๐๐
A half-joking post about a situation you don't even know the context to gets a (-2) ๐
Literally everything pisses people off these days.
I haven't talked about GOmens in way too long and according to the law that's actually illegal so:
obligatory "you know what it's like when you don't know anything at all and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one person" meme.
NEW POSTER CHECKK BABES
WAHOO!
If we take a look-see here, we have 3 cups. A teacup, a mug, and a wine glass.
The caption is "tea for three and three for tea"
Interesting.
We know the wine glass is obviously Crowley, durr.
The teacup has to be Aziraphale.
And the mug is Gabriel.
The wine in the wine glass is shaped like devil horns.
The steam coming from the tea in the teacup is shaped like a halo.
And the steam from the cocoa in the mug is shaped like a heart.
We've got the moving box in the background there.
The matchbox as well.
Can't make out any of the books in the background though it looks like there's stuff written on some of them.
There's a record on the shelves in between the books. Can't tell what it is tho.
Now back to the cups. Heart in between Crowley and Aziraphale anyone?
I mean cmon- THERES A HEART IN BETWEEN THESE TWO DUMB LOSERS AND THEIR 6000 YEAR PINING IM GONNA SCREAM
BUT WHY FROM GABEIEL?????
IT COULD BE NOTHING BUT NOTHING IS NOTHING IN THIS SHOW AS IVE LEARNED SO LIKE YEA
IS HE THE WINGMAN, IS THAT WHAT THIS IS? LMAO
WINGMAN GABRIEL
Oh and "tea for three and three for tea" is probably a reference to 'Tea For Two' the song yk the one.
What's in the moving box tho? WHATS IN THE MOVING BOXXXXX WHATTTTTT
THAT MOVING BOX WHAT DOES IT MEAN
WHATS WITH "this side up"
WHATS WITH ALL THE "up" IMAGERY
ITS A MIRACLE HOW WE HAVE SO MUCH INFO ON SEASON 2 AND YET I STILL CAN'T MAKE SENSE OF WHAT EXACTLY IS GONNA HAPPEN
Also. In the sneak peek-
Aziraphale is this close to strangling Gabriel. He's actually gonna kill him.
ALSO WHAT THING IS IT IN THE MOVING BOX IS THAT IT? IS THAT THE THING HE HAD TO GIVE AZIRAPHALE???? OR IS IT SOMETHING ELSE?????
WHAT IS IT, WHAT IS IT?
WHAT TERRIBLE THING WAS GONNA HAPPEN???????
TELL MEESEEEGRJDJSGDIWHDKGDJA
also also
I'm not done with this one yet, THERES A HEART IN BE-FUCKING-TWEEN THEM
I REPEAT ITS A HEART IN BETWEEN OUR INEFFABLE HUSBANDS
6000 YEARS FOR THIS
IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER IN MY LIFE
LIKE YOU BETTER BE SHITTING ME RN, FINALLY, FUCKING FINALLY
THEYVE BEEN GOING ON DATES AND SAVING ECAH OTHERS ASSES REGULARLY FOR 6000 YEARS FULL OF ENDLESS PINING NOW AND IT TAKES THE ARCHANGEL FUCKING GABRIEL SOMEHOW APPEARING ON EARTH WITH NO MEMORY OF ANYTHING FOR THEM TO FINALLY STOP DANCING AROUND THE FACT THAT THEY LOVE EACH OTHER
SIX THOUSAND YEARS
THESE INEFFABLE DUMBASSES TAKE 6000 YEARS TO ADMIT THEIR LOVE
ARE THEY STUPID OR ARE THEY STUPID
BECAUSE ITS STARTING TO SEEM LIKE THEYRE STUPID
I genuinely love these two. I seriously love them.
stealing speak now tv cd even tho itโs not out yet ๐ญ
He is from the future actually yeah... that'show he stole it when it's not out yet... yeah...
He stole it from Taylorโs house probably..broke in, saw the vinyl, made a run for it..
Yeah. Unfortunately he refuses to share his information. Miser.
LMFAOOAO
sleeping with socks on
ILLEGAL
JAIL TIME FOREVER
indeed
Arson
*gasp* how could he do that WITHOUT ME!
fr
Betrayed
I'll never forgive him.
I'll just find someone else to do arson with, someone who APPRECIATES my input instead of GOING OFF BY THEMSELVES and not inviting ME even though we're SUPPOSED to burn down buildings TOGETHER.
I feel so hurt by this rn-
WE can commit arson together
I respect your imput
When I write a book, which I will, I plan to write under a nom de plume. I really don't want anyone to know it was me, especially not my family.
I just really don't want anyone who knows me personally to know that I was the one that wrote a certain book or anything like that.
I'd much rather die, thanks.
If they ever found out, I would cry then yeet myself off every cliff in existence.
some of my favorite messages with my mom from this week
coems ๐ค
Gadies and Lentlemen.
This is me except I usually realize after I've finished the sentence and it's too late.
STOP CALLING ME OUT LIKE THIS
no-
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Natalia is obsessed with Taylor swift
We must put her in confinement
WHAT
NO
WHATT????
no taylor is just relatable thatโs why
side eye.
u tf side eye.
criminal offensive side eye.
BITCHHHH????
Someone: "how many times have you re-watched 'Dragons: Race to the Edge'?"
Me: "...yes?"
Want the truth? I lost count ๐
Probably like billions of times by now bro. Netflix is probably so confused as to why I just watch this same show so many freaking times just because.
I just imagine, as I look for Dragons: Race to the Edge, Netflix is just so sick of me like: "stop it... stop... this is the 46th time, please..." and I just keep watching it and Netflix is literally crying in the background while I'm just there smiling.
I don't even know why- I practically have that thing memorized word for word- I just watch it for no real reason other than... I can't even think of a reason-
I just... I watch it... that's all-
Have you ever drawn something and wondered... "why did I make this? What was the reason?"
Yeah... that's me rn.
I just drew this thing and it's so dumb, you literally have no idea, but I just...
Idk why I even wanted to draw it or where I got the idea or anything I just... I wanted to draw it, idk why or where or when, I just did.
Do u wanna see what I'm talking about, you wanna see what exactly it is I drew that spawned this talk?
Gadies and lentlemen. I am here to announce that I am 5 seconds away from having 20 consecutive mental breakdowns.
Anyway yeah, I'm fine, I'm normal, I'm literally so normal. Feeling so normal rn, you don't even know how normal I am.
I'm just absolutely completely ordinary and normal and typical and standard and regular and habitual and wonted and average. This is all perfectly fine.
Me and my sistars have decided that when the Barbie movie comes to cinemas here, we're gonna go watch it decked out in full pink, and I suggest everyone else does the same.
It's illegal not to, sorry, I don't make the rules, it's just the law man.
You don't wanna get arrested? You gotta wear pink, sorry bro./j