GOmens is so good bro. I just cannot suppress my happiness everytime I think about it.
If anyone didn't know me and saw me looking at something GOmens related on my phone, they would think I was in love.
Unfortunately, for now, the only thing giving me butterflies are compliments from strangers and shows/things I am very obsessed with. Like GOmens.
I mean idk what to tell you- IM JUST SO EXCITED FOR SEASON 2 I NEED IT LIKE RN BROOOO
I feel like I should get this out of the way now. I sincerely apologize for the person I will become when GOmens 2 finally comes out. I'm sorry, but I will be absolutely INSUFFERABLE as soon as it drops. I can't help it. Thank you for understanding.
2. YOURE TELLING ME A ROOM WITH FIVE GIRLS IN IT, ALL OF WHICH LIKE TO WEAR MAKEUP, AND NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THEM BROUGHT CONCEALER!
I HAVE A HUGE ASS THING ON MY CHIN AND LIKE OKAY BEAUTY IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT MADE TO SHAME WOMEN WHO DONT MATCH SOCIETYS DUMB BEAUTY STANDARD FOR SIMPLY EXISTING BUT STILL I MEAN CMON NOT ONE OF THESE PEOPLE THOUGHT "hey, I should bring my concealer with me" LIKE WTF WHAT DO I DO NOW JUST GO OUT LOOKING LIKE A FUCKING SPIDER LAYED ITS FUCKING EGGS INTO MY FUCKING CHIN
JUST GO OUT LOOKING LIKE I HAVE SOME BLOOD SUCKING PARASITE JUST LIVING ON MY FACE AND I JUST FUCKING LET IT
THAT THING IS A DEMON FROM HELL AND IT NEEDS TO DISSAPPEAR AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
I AM NOT GOING TO GO OUT THERE AND JUST LIKE SIT AROUND WITH MY FAMILY AND SHIT AND JUST BE LIKE "haha yeah and this other time like-" AND SHIT LIKE I DONT HAVE A HELL SPAWN MAKING MAKING ITS ENTIRE ASS HOUSE ON MY FUCKING CHIN
BITCH HAS FURNITURE AND EVERYTHING
SHE MIGHT AS WELL INVITE HER FRIENDS OVER WHILE SHES AT IT
BITCH I ALREADY LOOK LIKE I PUT THE ENTIRE THING OF BLUSHER ONTO MY FACE CAUSE OF MY SUNBURN IM NOT TRYNA LOOK LIKE NO FUCKING CLOWN
IM NOT TRYNA BE RUDOLPH THE RED CHINNED REINDEER
LIKE WTF DO U WANT ME TO FUCKING DO π
3. I hate the dress I'm wearing but I'm too lazy to find an outfit so π
I wore this fit that low-key looked a lot like something Monica from FRIENDS would wear.
Also.
There's 104 days of Summer Vacation
And school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Like maybe...
Procrastination
Or watching 10 movies
Then watching another 25-
That's really all I wanted to say, I remember a long time ago I decided to take show intros and then change the lyrics to suit my life and I did FRIENDS and also Phineas and Ferb, I could probably do better if I re-did it now but I'm too lazy.
Under my nails, my skin that is connected to my nails was pulled so hard that a part of it ripped off and got separated from the nail. Yeah it hurts like hell and I hate it. Any injury under your nail is just the worst.
ok so i havw this online friend who lives in cali, santa clara to be specific, and we wanna meer one day (WE EILL LEVIT WE ARENT THHAAATTTT FAR AWAY), bur snyways hes in hawaii right now
bur
legit at first he was like: βion like hawaiiβ
…GIRL..UR IN HAWAII..NO CALIFORNIAN BEACH…HAWAII…
BUT ANYWAYS, LIKE LUCKY MUCH?!?!? my dad was supposed to take me to hawaii this summer but he found a woman that he wants to marry now, ive never met her snd sheβs coming over π
I have not unlocked my sister's laptop since the fucking dark ages and yet I still remember the password by heart and the muscle memory is so perfect I don't even have to so much as glance at what I'm typing to know it's correct.
And yet I don't even remember what I set my password on my Google classroom account as, and I set it like a day ago.
After one of the episodes she asked me what my thoughts were before opening the next episode and I, no joke, just said "penguin."
Like the darkest, most complicated, interesting shit just went down and all I have to say about it? "Penguin" sensational, gadies and lentlemen, I truly think I have a way with words.
my mom always ask me if i want the door shut or open, π€, so i donβt have no issue with her-ITS JUST NY SISTER AND MY DAD, UGH THEYβRE SO ANNOYINGGGGGGG
but yeah i got lucky with my mom, she respects most of my privacy, of course we have boundaries, but, yk π, sheβs slowly understanding π
After watching Prom Pact, I now have a desperate need to be promposed to IMMEDIATELY π
My school doesn't have prom, there is no such thing as promposals, and all the guys here are annoying af, so I'll probably say no anyway, but I don't care, I still want one!
I drew the Corinthian's (The Sandman) eyes but then my sister said something and then I couldn't unsee it so I just scratched out the drawing and pretended it never happened π
pain and suffering. I'm gonna go cry now cause I was really proud of that drawing until she said what she did.
So I'm watching s 2 ep 5 of Helluva Boss and... 5 minutes in, and I've taken out my earphones cause... I just can't listen to this... this much second-hand embarrassment is gonna actually kill me.
I know it's meant to be funny, yk, he's acting the way grown men would write a teenage popular girl, but it's... so embarrassing... and I feel like crawling into a hole so I can shrivel up and die...
I haven't continued the episode, I'm not sure I have the strength to.
On tumblr, I'm scared to say stuff like "I want to yeet myself off a cliff" or "this makes me feel like gouging my own eyes out" or "I'm this close to yeeteng myself out the window cause of this shit"
Cause I know there's people out there that are gonna get all pissy about it like... "you can't say that blah blah blah" and uhm... I kinda don't wanna... be in that situation.
My dad downloaded the Resident Evil Village demo in VR and I was playing it and when you go into the tutorial, or ig the guide of how to use the VR2, you're transported into an endless room that is completely dark except for a single light coming from seemingly nowhere above you.
and me being me... I hate the dark. It's a genuine phobia of mine, and I will actively go out of my way to avoid dark places if it cost me my life. So being in a dark endless room... I was pretty much prepared to die on the spot.
I know it isn't real, I know nothing can happen to me... but let's all remind ourselves that this... is a phobia. When you have a phobia, you don't think straight, you're just SCARED. That thing just S C A R E S Y O U.
Now after I've composed myself, I will try again... later cause I actually just woke up and haven't eaten the whole day, I'm starving, let me eat.
So I was re-watching Rainbow High cause... uh... cause I watch kids shows, okay, get over it, anyway I was watching Rainvow High and I decided to do some commentary because... idk.
Okay so in the most recent season the De'vious twins sing this song, Click Click, and... it gives me physical pain because of the uhm... lyrics. I mean... the entire song is basically just "how do you do fellow kids"
I can't stop laughing at this one line in specific and it's... and I quote... "are these shoes not such a mood" "bet" π« someone kill me. Click Click is one of the most painful experiences of my life.
1. "Mood" basically means "same" so the usage of that word in that sentence trying to relate to "the kiddos" makes me want to step, barefoot, on Legos and stab my own ears.
2. "Bet" means "I agree" which, while the usage isn't technically incorrect, it's still cringe af because no one in the universe would use the word "bet" in that context that is used in the song.
3. STOP TRYING TO BE "cool and hip with the kids" YOURE JUST GIVING EVERYONE ACTUAL PHYSICAL PAIN.
I'm going to gouge my eyes out just because this song exists. Just it existing makes me want to cry.
Everytime I go to a store and something is out of place or organized badly I always fix it.
Then the staff at the store always look at me like:
Once my sister literally had to drag me out of a store because I was fixing stuff and people were looking at me weird but I didn't want to leave until I just finished fixing the item I was fixing
β Return to game
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I'm so sorry to anyone who saw the post I just deleted... π°
deeaaarrrr johnnnnnn
donβt u think i was too young too be messed with
the girl in the dress cried the whole day hole
i shouldβve known π
...I'm gonna take that as an "I didn't see it"
Dude it was horrific I was just so... like shocked and speechless and traumatized... it was horrible. Like no words can describe the shit I saw.
you are an expert at βsorryβ
and keeping lines blurry
never impressed by me acing your test
all the girls that youβve runner dryyy
have tireddd
lifelesss
eyesssss
I can't believe you're singing rn after I just said I've been traumatized ππππ
Go off ig LMAO
OH SHIT
SORRY
I DIDNR
SEE THAT
BUT
i can see you years from now in a bar
talking over a football game, with that SAME big-loud opinion, but NOBODIES listeninggg
washed up and ranting about the same olβ bitter things, drunk and grumbling on how βbout i cant sing
but all you are is mean π€
all you are is mean
and a liar
and pathetic
and ALLOOONNEEEE in life
and mean
and mean
and mean
AND MEANNNN
OH MY GOD
TSITP.
(the summer i turned pretty)
IS THE MOST
TEEN LOVE
DRAMA
SHOW
GOD
IM WATCHING THIS RN SND MY JAWS FROPPING AND IM SAYING: βNONONONOOOOO πππβ
RIP r/place
April 1st 2017- April 3rd 2017/April 1st 2022 - April 3rd 2022/July 20th 2023 - July 26th 2023
These she goes out with a final FUCK SPEZ.
Hopefully I'll see you again some time in the future, r/place. Good bye. π«‘
P.S Spez μ¨λ°©λ
(if you try Google translate it'll just say "Spez bitch" which is infinitely better than what I was trying to write (Spez is a fucking bitch)π)
my friend, texting me: DUDE REPLY TO MY MSGS
Me:
Like- I was GONNA, but now that you say it... I think I'm gonna leave you on read.
I'm evil.
On r/place just tryna draw smthn and bots, the french and the germans just keep destroying all of it.
LIKE YOU HAVE 20 OTHER FLAGS YOU DONT NEED THIS ONE AND IM NOT EVEN GONNA TAKE UP A LOT OF SPACE LIKE WHAT DO YOU WANT
Okay uhhh Place is no longer working-
I fixed it but SOMEONE BEAT ME TO A SURPRISED PIKACHU
GOmens is so good bro. I just cannot suppress my happiness everytime I think about it.
If anyone didn't know me and saw me looking at something GOmens related on my phone, they would think I was in love.
Unfortunately, for now, the only thing giving me butterflies are compliments from strangers and shows/things I am very obsessed with. Like GOmens.
I mean idk what to tell you- IM JUST SO EXCITED FOR SEASON 2 I NEED IT LIKE RN BROOOO
I feel like I should get this out of the way now. I sincerely apologize for the person I will become when GOmens 2 finally comes out. I'm sorry, but I will be absolutely INSUFFERABLE as soon as it drops. I can't help it. Thank you for understanding.
imagine who has a mom who watches magic mike in front of you..
….
yeah
ITS SO FUNNYYYY
ITS
SCARY
IRS
EMBARRASSING
AND ME AMY SISTER ARE JUST WALKING WITH OUR JAWS DROPPED
HELP MEEEE
SHA-NiCE π£π£π£
Ur mouth is ehh ππ€
Movin a LOT like a RAT ππππππ
Yappa π
YaPpa π€
YAppA π€¨
YAPPA π
SHuT it PlEase π€«π€π€
Thank you, Shanice ππ₯°
I'm dying ahahaha... π₯² (I'm in an ungodly amount of physical pain rn)
Help, I suck with children and my cousin's 3(?) year old daughter is interacting with me πππ
WHAT DO I DO
Okay, I'm on vacay with the fam and
1. I feel so nauseous.
2. YOURE TELLING ME A ROOM WITH FIVE GIRLS IN IT, ALL OF WHICH LIKE TO WEAR MAKEUP, AND NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THEM BROUGHT CONCEALER!
I HAVE A HUGE ASS THING ON MY CHIN AND LIKE OKAY BEAUTY IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT MADE TO SHAME WOMEN WHO DONT MATCH SOCIETYS DUMB BEAUTY STANDARD FOR SIMPLY EXISTING BUT STILL I MEAN CMON NOT ONE OF THESE PEOPLE THOUGHT "hey, I should bring my concealer with me" LIKE WTF WHAT DO I DO NOW JUST GO OUT LOOKING LIKE A FUCKING SPIDER LAYED ITS FUCKING EGGS INTO MY FUCKING CHIN
JUST GO OUT LOOKING LIKE I HAVE SOME BLOOD SUCKING PARASITE JUST LIVING ON MY FACE AND I JUST FUCKING LET IT
THAT THING IS A DEMON FROM HELL AND IT NEEDS TO DISSAPPEAR AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
I AM NOT GOING TO GO OUT THERE AND JUST LIKE SIT AROUND WITH MY FAMILY AND SHIT AND JUST BE LIKE "haha yeah and this other time like-" AND SHIT LIKE I DONT HAVE A HELL SPAWN MAKING MAKING ITS ENTIRE ASS HOUSE ON MY FUCKING CHIN
BITCH HAS FURNITURE AND EVERYTHING
SHE MIGHT AS WELL INVITE HER FRIENDS OVER WHILE SHES AT IT
BITCH I ALREADY LOOK LIKE I PUT THE ENTIRE THING OF BLUSHER ONTO MY FACE CAUSE OF MY SUNBURN IM NOT TRYNA LOOK LIKE NO FUCKING CLOWN
IM NOT TRYNA BE RUDOLPH THE RED CHINNED REINDEER
LIKE WTF DO U WANT ME TO FUCKING DO π
3. I hate the dress I'm wearing but I'm too lazy to find an outfit so π
I really think my creator page is truly a work of art.
I wore this fit that low-key looked a lot like something Monica from FRIENDS would wear.
Also.
There's 104 days of Summer Vacation
And school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Like maybe...
Procrastination
Or watching 10 movies
Then watching another 25-
That's really all I wanted to say, I remember a long time ago I decided to take show intros and then change the lyrics to suit my life and I did FRIENDS and also Phineas and Ferb, I could probably do better if I re-did it now but I'm too lazy.
is it just me or do i wish i could scream at my sister for everything shes done to me since she was born..π§ββοΈ
I think my older sisters will agree with you on that. They literally want to punch me so bad, dude, they are this close to strangling me π
Then again, they were equally as mean to me. Like I just exist and they're pissed off at me JUST FOR EXISTING LIKE WTF DID I DO TO YOU π
they're just mad I'm the favorite π
having this 11 year old almost 12 year old in my house makes everything worse
she gives everyone a headache
including my mother
reminds me of my friend's little brother. He's younger than 12 but that doesn't stop him from being a little shi-
Don't worry, eventually she'll grow up and become a 13 year old giving everyone a headache. π
and eventually iβll be driving her around everywhere π€..
You better be, cause as a younger sister with older sisters who refuse to give me rides ANYWHERE cause they SUCK, it's really annoying.
I hurt my thumb. In the worst way possible.
Under my nails, my skin that is connected to my nails was pulled so hard that a part of it ripped off and got separated from the nail. Yeah it hurts like hell and I hate it. Any injury under your nail is just the worst.
Idk what to tell you, I just dress so well. Like, not to toot my on horn or anything, but my outfits are amazing.
turtlenecks r like my life rn
i wear them every single day even in 110+ weather lmfao
Dude, I was literally just thinking about how I wear turtlenecks a lot. like 2 of my outfits in the past 3 days have included turtlenecks.
OMG I THOIGHT IT WAS JUSTCME LMFAOAOAO
i love turtlenecks
theyβre just so
mwa
Right, like idk what it is, but they just LOOK GOOD-
If you're wondering why I haven't posted in a while despite usually posting like 10 different things within the span of a minute.
it's because my life is currently β¨οΈuneventfulβ¨οΈ and all the eventful stuff is β¨οΈprivate informationβ¨οΈ
Also I've been mostly busy with stuff and things.
Also, I've taken up a habit of taking unprompted pictures of my friends and family without then knowing I'm taking said unprompted picture.
I think the pictures turn out better that way, but that's just me.
dads 5th engagement π
this time itβs with a woman iβve never met lmfao and sheβs coming to live here
ok so i havw this online friend who lives in cali, santa clara to be specific, and we wanna meer one day (WE EILL LEVIT WE ARENT THHAAATTTT FAR AWAY), bur snyways hes in hawaii right now
bur
legit at first he was like: βion like hawaiiβ
…GIRL..UR IN HAWAII..NO CALIFORNIAN BEACH…HAWAII…
BUT ANYWAYS, LIKE LUCKY MUCH?!?!? my dad was supposed to take me to hawaii this summer but he found a woman that he wants to marry now, ive never met her snd sheβs coming over π
the rest is swiftie stuff π€
I have not unlocked my sister's laptop since the fucking dark ages and yet I still remember the password by heart and the muscle memory is so perfect I don't even have to so much as glance at what I'm typing to know it's correct.
And yet I don't even remember what I set my password on my Google classroom account as, and I set it like a day ago.
Gotham: ππ€π€βοΈπͺπ€π€πͺβοΈππͺπ€βοΈβοΈπͺπͺ
Me, watching the show: His name is VICTOR'S ASS LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLLOLOLOOOLL
My sister is the one making me watch it and I bet shes so sick of me just not taking it seriously.
she needs to learn that I will never take ANYTHING seriously.
After one of the episodes she asked me what my thoughts were before opening the next episode and I, no joke, just said "penguin."
Like the darkest, most complicated, interesting shit just went down and all I have to say about it? "Penguin" sensational, gadies and lentlemen, I truly think I have a way with words.
IF THESE FUCKERS DON'T STOP LEAVING MY DOOR OPEN WHEN THEY LEAVE MY ROOM I WILL COMMIT CRIMES
OH MY GOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE OBLY ONE
NO BRO I LOSE MY SHIT WHEN SOMEKNE COMES IN AND JUST LEAVES MY DOOR OPEN
ITS AO ANNOYING
LIKE IF YOUR GONNA BARGE INTO MY SPACE
UN ANNOUNCED
AND DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO CLOSE THE DOOR
LIKE DUDE
MY SISTER DOES IR ALL THE TIME
DONT GET ME STARTED WITH MU DAD
ITS SO ANMOSYSIDJSN
ITS MY MOM FOR ME
SHE BREAKS OPEN THE DOOR AND THEN LEAVES IT WIDE OPEN AFTWR SHE LEAVES, SHES GETTING BETTER THO
MY COUISN... HE'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY
BLUD LEAVES MY BATHROOM DOOR OPEN TOO, AND THEN GETS MAD AT ME FOR TELLING HIM TO CLOSE IT-
my mom always ask me if i want the door shut or open, π€, so i donβt have no issue with her-ITS JUST NY SISTER AND MY DAD, UGH THEYβRE SO ANNOYINGGGGGGG
but yeah i got lucky with my mom, she respects most of my privacy, of course we have boundaries, but, yk π, sheβs slowly understanding π
Same.
LIKE WHO TAUGHT YOU TO CLOSE DORS? THE DOOR STOPPER?
NOT EVEN THAT
THEY DONT LEAVE IT CRACKED
THEY LEAVE THAT SHIT WIDE OPEN
I know. A door stopper is supposed to leave the door open. Stop it from closing.
I know what a door stopper is- (not mean)
Oh, I know you know what a door stopper is, I was just saying that I waas saying the exact same thing you were about not closing the door.
The two types of rich orphans:
THE SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS
OH MY GOD
I WAS FORCED TO WATCH THE SHOW WITH MY MOM AT ONE POINT
I watched the show by myself willingly.
Good show tho
My favorite thing abt it is that it just does not take itself seriously-
I don't remember it much
No offense to the show
I forget everything π
I just went on a rant about fruits to someone for no reason... FRUITS
WHY DO I HAVE SUCH RANDOM ASS INFO? I WISH I KNEW, I JUST DO π
me and my sister after she just made my mom yell at me π
After watching Prom Pact, I now have a desperate need to be promposed to IMMEDIATELY π
My school doesn't have prom, there is no such thing as promposals, and all the guys here are annoying af, so I'll probably say no anyway, but I don't care, I still want one!
And I will kill whoever I have to, to get one.
I drew the Corinthian's (The Sandman) eyes but then my sister said something and then I couldn't unsee it so I just scratched out the drawing and pretended it never happened π
pain and suffering. I'm gonna go cry now cause I was really proud of that drawing until she said what she did.
I will fight her
please don't. I cursed her out enough times after that for her to get the message.
WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT π
Lmao
I hate it when that happens, your proud of a drawing and then someone HAS to go and ruin that
Mmmm smamich.
I just realized my last post really shows my non-native english speaker went to a british system school but also most online media is american.
I said "bookstore"(American) and "bookshop"(British)
Like how I say "bin"(British) and "trash can"(American) interchangeably.
Or "full stop"(British) and "period"(American) to name this "."
I can't just pick a lane, no, I'm driving right down the middle.
This is life as a non-native English speaker. My accent is off in it's own world and my vocabulary is having an identity crisis.
AMULET BOOK TWO IS IN MY HANDS RN
IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR 4+ YEARS I EVEN TRIED TO GET IT ONLINE CAUSE I COULDNT FIND IT ANYWHERE
EVERY BOOKSTORE I WENT TO HAD JUST NEVER HEARD OF AMULET
AND NOW... FINALLY... IVE FOUND IT IN A SMALL UNKNOWN BOOKSHOP... AND ITS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IVE EVER SEEN
THE COVER IS STILL SHINY
ITS SO NEW IT GAVE ME A PAPERCUT
MY FIRST AMULET BOOK WAS STOLEN FROM THE SCHOOL LIBRARY SO IT WAS WORN OUT AND DESTROYED BY CHILDREN BUT THIS...
THIS IS FRESH... ITS SO BEAUTIFUL... THIS IS THE EMBODIMENT OF MY HOPES AND DREAMS FOR THE PAST 4 LONG LONG YEARS
I CAN FINALLY CONTINUE THE STORY
FINALLY KNOW WHAT HAPPENS... I COULD CRY
ITS SO CRISP AND SMOOTH...
Ah hello amulet fan here may I give you a spoiler?
(Emily goes insane and her stone takes control of her ehe :))
yeah I had a feeling.
I think I killed my leg.
Just made a summer bucket list
So I'm watching s 2 ep 5 of Helluva Boss and... 5 minutes in, and I've taken out my earphones cause... I just can't listen to this... this much second-hand embarrassment is gonna actually kill me.
I know it's meant to be funny, yk, he's acting the way grown men would write a teenage popular girl, but it's... so embarrassing... and I feel like crawling into a hole so I can shrivel up and die...
I haven't continued the episode, I'm not sure I have the strength to.
Maybe later.
Me fr
Bro should have just listened to his wife..
Idk if I have the strength to finish it
On tumblr, I'm scared to say stuff like "I want to yeet myself off a cliff" or "this makes me feel like gouging my own eyes out" or "I'm this close to yeeteng myself out the window cause of this shit"
Cause I know there's people out there that are gonna get all pissy about it like... "you can't say that blah blah blah" and uhm... I kinda don't wanna... be in that situation.
My dad downloaded the Resident Evil Village demo in VR and I was playing it and when you go into the tutorial, or ig the guide of how to use the VR2, you're transported into an endless room that is completely dark except for a single light coming from seemingly nowhere above you.
and me being me... I hate the dark. It's a genuine phobia of mine, and I will actively go out of my way to avoid dark places if it cost me my life. So being in a dark endless room... I was pretty much prepared to die on the spot.
I know it isn't real, I know nothing can happen to me... but let's all remind ourselves that this... is a phobia. When you have a phobia, you don't think straight, you're just SCARED. That thing just S C A R E S Y O U.
Now after I've composed myself, I will try again... later cause I actually just woke up and haven't eaten the whole day, I'm starving, let me eat.
So I was re-watching Rainbow High cause... uh... cause I watch kids shows, okay, get over it, anyway I was watching Rainvow High and I decided to do some commentary because... idk.
Okay so in the most recent season the De'vious twins sing this song, Click Click, and... it gives me physical pain because of the uhm... lyrics. I mean... the entire song is basically just "how do you do fellow kids"
I can't stop laughing at this one line in specific and it's... and I quote... "are these shoes not such a mood" "bet" π« someone kill me. Click Click is one of the most painful experiences of my life.
1. "Mood" basically means "same" so the usage of that word in that sentence trying to relate to "the kiddos" makes me want to step, barefoot, on Legos and stab my own ears.
2. "Bet" means "I agree" which, while the usage isn't technically incorrect, it's still cringe af because no one in the universe would use the word "bet" in that context that is used in the song.
3. STOP TRYING TO BE "cool and hip with the kids" YOURE JUST GIVING EVERYONE ACTUAL PHYSICAL PAIN.
I'm going to gouge my eyes out just because this song exists. Just it existing makes me want to cry.
NO ONE TALK TO ME
SHUT UP ABBA IS ON HIS PLAYLIST
SHUT UP SHUT UP RN
"Trying to forget my feelings of love"
IF ANYONE NEEDS ME ILL BE OVER HERE CRYING IN THIS CORNER FOR SOME TIME BETWEEN A FEW HOURS AND 6 MILLENIA πππππ
Everytime I go to a store and something is out of place or organized badly I always fix it.
Then the staff at the store always look at me like:
Once my sister literally had to drag me out of a store because I was fixing stuff and people were looking at me weird but I didn't want to leave until I just finished fixing the item I was fixing