Dude there's been bike robberies around my neighborhood.
I just gotta wonder... who needs that many bikes? 💀
But anyway, we're gonna be installing cameras outside the front door and outside the garden door cause we do have a bike just chilling outside and we don't want the one who rides many bikes to come along and proclaim ours as his.
No but fr what is bro doing with all those bikes? Is he sacrificing them to the bike demon?
sp this tik toker who makes music was like "hey what if we made a fake movie from the 80s called Zepotha and put comments on videos like "you look like _____ from Zepotha" and whatever"
And because people are zombie mush brains they went along with it and started a trend of confusing people who didn't see the og tik tok by commenting "you look like X from Zepotha"
In reality the og tik tower who cake up with this definitely did it just to promote her music, her most recent album being 80s themed, hence the fake movie being from the 80s. She just wanted her music to get attention, her music is even the main sound for anything Zepotha related. She knew it would work because everyone online is a zombie who follows along with everything.
And because this is tik tok, this joke just... gets ruined.
There was a trend, The Waffle House has found its new host. It was supposed to suddenly end on a certain day, but a vast majority of people did not stop on the day they were supposed to, effectively ruining the entire joke.
With Zepotha, people started to create lore for the fake movie and when the people who aren't in on it find that "lore" is inconsistent, they figure out that it is fake, effectively ruining the entire joke. People start drawing the characters, but when the same character looks completely different in 2 different drawings, people figure it out. It wasn't even funny, because everyone knew what it was, and it's not even a joke it's just a marketing campaign so some random tik toker can get rich.
It gets even worse when the original tik toker made a competition for people to make a "real" Zepotha movie to win a little bit of money when she was probably making bank off the trend. She's just taking advantage of people for more promotion for her music.
Zepotha is a big fat joke and I feel bad for everyone who participated not even realizing this is all just someone trying to make money off random people.
Then this youtuber comes in and talks about Zepotha like some "lost media" and "omg what is this about a missing movie from the 80s" THAT IS LITERALLY NOT WHAT IT IS ITS JUST A DUMB ONLINE RANDO TRYING TO GET RICH QUICK
I don't believe in aliens, well I mean I do, the universe is literally infinite and ever expanding, it's literally impossible for there not to be life somewhere out there, what I don't believe is that aliens would come to this doomed nearly un-inhabitable pile of rock and go "great place to inhabit" and if we're being realistic, there's a really high chance that aliens will look NOTHING as they are depicted on tv and in media, let alone exactly like a certain alien seen in media, COUGH COUGH- like wtf is that, it looks like it's about to say "E.T. phone home" but moving on, not what this is about.
I'm here to talk about the weird ass helicopter I saw that I will admit, was very... suspicious, but that doesn't change my mind.
I was in the car with my sisters, my dad was driving, we were on a straight road with no turns, and we were looking out the window and we saw a helicopter, this was at night and it was pretty high off the ground so most of what we could see was just the lights, we couldn't see the helicopter itself, so we just saw helicopter lights, and not far from where we saw it, we saw a second one, same stretch of road, on the other side of the street than the first one, seemed normal enough, just a few helicopters, but everything changed when the fire nation atta- I mean, that second helicopter... just stopped.
I don't mean stopped as in it stopped going forward, I mean it was completely still. Then it suddenly flew all the way across the street to the other side in near lightning speed, so fast if you blinked you'd miss it, it practically teleported there, and it just stopped again. Just... floating there. Motionless. Eventually we drove too far away to see it anymore but... I have no explanation for whatever that was. All I can think is that... it wasn't a helicopter at all, but something else.
It's not like we heard helicopter noises or even saw the silhouette, it was dark and way too high in the sky for us to see anything but the lights, like I said, we only said it was a helicopter cause it's all that made sense... but helicopters don't do that. They don't travel so fast you can barely see it, and they don't just... stop, at least not in the way whatever I saw stopped, it was too still, too... uncomfortable. And my sisters saw it too which doesn't help.
I still refuse to say aliens, though! It could still have been something else. Like mass hysteria or something. A U.F.O. (Unidentified Flying Object) doesn't always have to mean aliens.
I ALREADY SAW THIS POST BUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
hey, wanna hear about my Halloween costume that I've had prepared since the start of August? No? Well it's not a choice, I'm telling you anyway!
First, my previous costumes!
last year I was a clown. (last year? More like every day of my life 🤡🤡)
the year before, an evil spirit (scarred a lot of people with that one, they moved out of the way just so they wouldn't run into me while I walked around. I'm still proud of it.)
and before that, I don't remember. (Prolly cause all my other costumes were ass)
So this year. I've decided.... CORPSE BRIDE
I was recently a bridesmaid at my cousin's wedding, and she told us all to wear white dresses, because no sane person is gonna wear white to someone else's wedding, and she wanted us to stand out.
Obviously our dresses were simple and nowhere near as gorgeous as hers, but it could pass off as a bride's dress if you tried hard enough, so I've decided to put some fake blood on it (easy to wash out ofc) and call it a bullet wound because...
"the one I was to marry shot me in the heart the day of our wedding, leaving me broken hearted, both literally and figuratively, then hid my body and disappeared along with my belongings. I still roam the Earth in search of him, in search of my love who never loved me, who left me to rot where no one could find me, in search of my REVENGE"
I also already practiced the "sunken face look" makeup and the mascara streaming down my face and am a pro at it now. If I had the money, I would so buy some sfx makeup to add some rotting flesh for effect. Also I'm making a fake dead flower bouquet.
Also it's been so many years that my "fiance" is already dead and I'm never gonna find him meaning I'm doomed to roam the Earth forever and ever ❤
I saw a comment on a ship post, I don't really remember, but I saw it, and it was like
"That character is 15. You should stay away from ships involving children, that's weird and creepy" (the other character was literally 16 and was not mentioned in the comment)
And like... what?
What?
I'm... so done. I'm done. I'm out. What the frick frack diddly dack is this. What in the cinnamon toast crunch is this dude on about.
"Uhm actually 15 year olds can't like people now, and it's actually illegal to say they can. Yeah... 15 year olds with crushes or gfs/bfs are actually fake."
Like, that doesn't even make sense?????? I'm 15, and I have in fact had a proper crush on someone... does that mean... no... it cant be... noooooooooooo*disappears*
And if they thought it was something sexual, I jsut want to know from where? Becaus eit was literally an innocent post of the two characters doing what most couples do, that is HUG.
Like seriously... is... is hugging a sexual thing now, did I miss something??????
And also the other character is SIXTEEN so how are THEY not a problem????
it's so small, and it's not even 3d, where did all those bands go? Did you eat them? Are they in the backrooms? Do you need all those bands to feed the loom band beast so it doesn't kill you????
ok but like... the songs the oompa loompas sing about each child when they die fail are so catchy. Like sir/ma'am I know your child is dying but let me vibe first, and then we can try to save them.
Talking about the Tim Burton Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
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I have been slacking on this place for so long.
But,bitches.
you can't get rid of me so easily!
funny, that's actually my life motto.
It's Friday the 13th BABYYYY
Dude there's been bike robberies around my neighborhood.
I just gotta wonder... who needs that many bikes? 💀
But anyway, we're gonna be installing cameras outside the front door and outside the garden door cause we do have a bike just chilling outside and we don't want the one who rides many bikes to come along and proclaim ours as his.
No but fr what is bro doing with all those bikes? Is he sacrificing them to the bike demon?
A L L H A I L T H E B I K E D E M O N
💀
BIKE DEMMONNNN 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
me: *watching one of my favorite spooky youtubers' newest video because I love the videos they talk about*
Them: *start talking about zepotha*
Me:
The way I unsubbed so fast.
The way my entire mood for the rest of the day was just RUINED.
Never trusting them again. Literally never.
Remind me what zepotha is again 😀
sp this tik toker who makes music was like "hey what if we made a fake movie from the 80s called Zepotha and put comments on videos like "you look like _____ from Zepotha" and whatever"
And because people are zombie mush brains they went along with it and started a trend of confusing people who didn't see the og tik tok by commenting "you look like X from Zepotha"
In reality the og tik tower who cake up with this definitely did it just to promote her music, her most recent album being 80s themed, hence the fake movie being from the 80s. She just wanted her music to get attention, her music is even the main sound for anything Zepotha related. She knew it would work because everyone online is a zombie who follows along with everything.
And because this is tik tok, this joke just... gets ruined.
There was a trend, The Waffle House has found its new host. It was supposed to suddenly end on a certain day, but a vast majority of people did not stop on the day they were supposed to, effectively ruining the entire joke.
With Zepotha, people started to create lore for the fake movie and when the people who aren't in on it find that "lore" is inconsistent, they figure out that it is fake, effectively ruining the entire joke. People start drawing the characters, but when the same character looks completely different in 2 different drawings, people figure it out. It wasn't even funny, because everyone knew what it was, and it's not even a joke it's just a marketing campaign so some random tik toker can get rich.
It gets even worse when the original tik toker made a competition for people to make a "real" Zepotha movie to win a little bit of money when she was probably making bank off the trend. She's just taking advantage of people for more promotion for her music.
Zepotha is a big fat joke and I feel bad for everyone who participated not even realizing this is all just someone trying to make money off random people.
Then this youtuber comes in and talks about Zepotha like some "lost media" and "omg what is this about a missing movie from the 80s" THAT IS LITERALLY NOT WHAT IT IS ITS JUST A DUMB ONLINE RANDO TRYING TO GET RICH QUICK
OH DAMN
yeah...
that's fucking horrible
Using people just to get rich...
I don't believe in aliens, well I mean I do, the universe is literally infinite and ever expanding, it's literally impossible for there not to be life somewhere out there, what I don't believe is that aliens would come to this doomed nearly un-inhabitable pile of rock and go "great place to inhabit" and if we're being realistic, there's a really high chance that aliens will look NOTHING as they are depicted on tv and in media, let alone exactly like a certain alien seen in media, COUGH COUGH- like wtf is that, it looks like it's about to say "E.T. phone home" but moving on, not what this is about.
I'm here to talk about the weird ass helicopter I saw that I will admit, was very... suspicious, but that doesn't change my mind.
I was in the car with my sisters, my dad was driving, we were on a straight road with no turns, and we were looking out the window and we saw a helicopter, this was at night and it was pretty high off the ground so most of what we could see was just the lights, we couldn't see the helicopter itself, so we just saw helicopter lights, and not far from where we saw it, we saw a second one, same stretch of road, on the other side of the street than the first one, seemed normal enough, just a few helicopters, but everything changed when the fire nation atta- I mean, that second helicopter... just stopped.
I don't mean stopped as in it stopped going forward, I mean it was completely still. Then it suddenly flew all the way across the street to the other side in near lightning speed, so fast if you blinked you'd miss it, it practically teleported there, and it just stopped again. Just... floating there. Motionless. Eventually we drove too far away to see it anymore but... I have no explanation for whatever that was. All I can think is that... it wasn't a helicopter at all, but something else.
It's not like we heard helicopter noises or even saw the silhouette, it was dark and way too high in the sky for us to see anything but the lights, like I said, we only said it was a helicopter cause it's all that made sense... but helicopters don't do that. They don't travel so fast you can barely see it, and they don't just... stop, at least not in the way whatever I saw stopped, it was too still, too... uncomfortable. And my sisters saw it too which doesn't help.
I still refuse to say aliens, though! It could still have been something else. Like mass hysteria or something. A U.F.O. (Unidentified Flying Object) doesn't always have to mean aliens.
MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS 🥰🥰🥰
I don't celebrate christmas, but thanks anyway.
TODAY IS THE DAY
THE FIRST DAY OF OCTOBER
AND THIS OCTOBER IS HAVING A FRIDAY THE 13TH
AKA WE FELL IN LOVE IN OCTOBER (the song) 😜😜
OMG I LOVE THAT SONGG
I BARLEY LISTEN TO IT BUT
MY FRIEND POSTED IT TO ME
AND I GOT SO HAPPYYY
IT'S VERY PRETTY
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS PRETTY?
🎃YESSSSSSS🎃
🎃🎃🎃🎃
if i’m dead its because of my dad driving 93 mph on a 2 lane street 🥰
RIP Nat
Whatever year you were born - 2023
i survived
but
were abt to go on they highway
at
7:30am
so yk.
amen too me again
Oh man.
Should I keep your obituary on file then?/j (that's actually an Infinity Train reference and I'm sorry)
no but get me eras tour tickets 🤗, and scream the lyrics to marjorie for me 🥰 (i have no clue what that is but i’m gonna make a t.s reference 😜)
Unfortunately I'm broke and I don't know the lyrics 😀
So Infinity Train is this show about a train that kidnaps innocent people and forces them to deal with their problems.
Me: man, I'm so tired. I should go to sleep.
me after laying down on my bed to sleep:
Hooooly crap. I remember seeing You Guys on monster girl Maker when The Pandemic happened-- 😭
IM NOT DEAD YET WHATS GOOD
Sup
Hey nighty, my friend who rlly likes good omens sent this in our GC and I'd thought you like it
I ALREADY SAW THIS POST BUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE GOOD OMENS TEAM IS EVIL, EVIL I SAY
LMAO
EVIL EVIL EVIL
im working on a theory, a music theory on Alex g
His music, specifically the trick album has lore that I want to decode and understand
Hey a cool Halloween costume idea would be the "working" dead.
I'm a dad-joke person, let me live.
hey, wanna hear about my Halloween costume that I've had prepared since the start of August? No? Well it's not a choice, I'm telling you anyway!
First, my previous costumes!
last year I was a clown. (last year? More like every day of my life 🤡🤡)
the year before, an evil spirit (scarred a lot of people with that one, they moved out of the way just so they wouldn't run into me while I walked around. I'm still proud of it.)
and before that, I don't remember. (Prolly cause all my other costumes were ass)
So this year. I've decided.... CORPSE BRIDE
I was recently a bridesmaid at my cousin's wedding, and she told us all to wear white dresses, because no sane person is gonna wear white to someone else's wedding, and she wanted us to stand out.
Obviously our dresses were simple and nowhere near as gorgeous as hers, but it could pass off as a bride's dress if you tried hard enough, so I've decided to put some fake blood on it (easy to wash out ofc) and call it a bullet wound because...
"the one I was to marry shot me in the heart the day of our wedding, leaving me broken hearted, both literally and figuratively, then hid my body and disappeared along with my belongings. I still roam the Earth in search of him, in search of my love who never loved me, who left me to rot where no one could find me, in search of my REVENGE"
I also already practiced the "sunken face look" makeup and the mascara streaming down my face and am a pro at it now. If I had the money, I would so buy some sfx makeup to add some rotting flesh for effect. Also I'm making a fake dead flower bouquet.
Also it's been so many years that my "fiance" is already dead and I'm never gonna find him meaning I'm doomed to roam the Earth forever and ever ❤
can you tell I like Halloween?
i was a 6 ft giraffe (inflatable costume)
i think you just needed to hear that.
oh
im going to be kitty soft paws 🗿
🗿
so swaggy right?
indeed, very.
🐈
I hate my teachers. Why did she have to embarrass me like that. Kill me now.
I saw a comment on a ship post, I don't really remember, but I saw it, and it was like
"That character is 15. You should stay away from ships involving children, that's weird and creepy" (the other character was literally 16 and was not mentioned in the comment)
And like... what?
What?
I'm... so done. I'm done. I'm out. What the frick frack diddly dack is this. What in the cinnamon toast crunch is this dude on about.
"Uhm actually 15 year olds can't like people now, and it's actually illegal to say they can. Yeah... 15 year olds with crushes or gfs/bfs are actually fake."
Like, that doesn't even make sense?????? I'm 15, and I have in fact had a proper crush on someone... does that mean... no... it cant be... noooooooooooo*disappears*
And if they thought it was something sexual, I jsut want to know from where? Becaus eit was literally an innocent post of the two characters doing what most couples do, that is HUG.
Like seriously... is... is hugging a sexual thing now, did I miss something??????
And also the other character is SIXTEEN so how are THEY not a problem????
Neil Gaiman being funny part ??????
I don't understand why my sister has to be so critical of everything. ITS A GOOD MOVIE WHY DO YOU HATE JUST SAYING ITS A GOOD MOVIE
JUST BECAUSE YOURE UPSET YOU WONT GET THE NEXT MOVIE NOW DOESNT MEAN THE MOVIE SUCKED
I hate school
Im just gonna assume thats a misclick 💀
YES IT WAS OMG IM SO SORRY I CLICL THE 1+
lmao it's alright.
It happens.
I have no clue
I GOT A COUPLE THUMBNAIL IMAGES:
Oh no! I forgor to thank you! thank you!
Aaaa np!
CLOUDYYY
FIND ME A GOOD PICTURE FOR THE BACKGROUND
I GOT MY COMPUTER CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET
OKKK
y’all delusional thinking it’s October
All of yall
It's TECHNICALLY October
Get with the times, lawful /j /gen
I guess I’m one year older then
Happy spook-tastic birthday :3
thank you
your welcome!
Yes, we are, we live in delulu land, is that a problem?
yes/j
I'm about to expose myself and put myself under fire:
I've never played Club Penguin in my life.
same.
so I'm not the only one
it’s September god-
Yes, it is. Why?
it’s not spooky month
Uh, maybe for you it isn't.
It's. OCTOBER. /J
Hey, do you have discord?
nope
My parents won't let me get it because there's "to many pedophiles"
Oh, there are. Ig that makes sense.
Oh well, WANNA HEAR SPOILERS FOR STUFF CAUSE I RECENTLY WATCHED BLUE BEETLE AND I ALSO RLLY WANNA TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT INFINITY TRAIN
talk to me about infinity train
I want to see blue Beatle
SPOOKIFICATION!!
YAAAASSSSSS
>:DDDD
YOU SHOULD MAKE THE COMMUNITY HALLOWEEN THEMED
I CANT EDIT THE THEME CAUSE MY COMPUTER ISNT CONNECTED RO THE INTERNET
NOOO
:(((((
Time to get spooky!
REAL
I'M GONNA CHANGE MY PFP TO PUMPKIN PIE COOKIE BECAUSE SHE'S HALLOWEEN
YESSSS
SPOOKIFIED!!
DOING UT NOW
DONE
Me reading Pride & Prejudice (haven't seen the movie know nothing abt the story) and reading the first interaction between Elizabeth and Darcy:
GIGGLES
That poor tree though
OFMD SEASPN2. FODGDKDGKAVSOSH
IF I DONT HAVE IT WITHIN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES I WILL WATER MY FUCKING PLANTS
DOMT MAKE ME DO IT
IM GOING FERAL
OFMD SEASON 2 RELEASE DATE DDJDYDREQETSWYDDFGTERHAGJFKYKXFHFGMSYH
IM NOT NORMALLLLLLLLKKJHDEWADGFFGXFF
I CANT WITH MY MOM ANYMORE
SHES SCREAMING LUIS MIGUEL SONVS IN THE CAR SND SHES NOT PAUING ATTENTION HOW SHE DRIVES
LADY STILL HADMT FORGOT THE EXPERIMCE WHEN SHE WENT TO HIS CONCERT 😭😭
but luis miguel 🔛🔝
My last post on this got a (-1) and because I think that’s absolutely hilarious, I've decided to post on the same topic once more.
Child: *literally dying*
Oompa Loompas:
THAT WAS ME
I WAS WALKING
AND I MENT TO PRESS THE UPVOTE BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO RESPOND
AND I MUST'VE MISCLICKED IM SORRY 😭
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
It's aight, I thought it had to be a misclick cause who would fr get mad at a post like that???
Nah fr tho
If someone did get mad that's just... Funny
Sense of humor where?
It died LMAO
Just like those kids XD
Me: *opens a nice loom band tutorial for something cute and smaller than my hand*
the video: So you're gonna need 562 bands for the body 82 for the eyes and mouth and 6739 bands for everything else 😊
Like- EXCUSE YOU?
it's so small, and it's not even 3d, where did all those bands go? Did you eat them? Are they in the backrooms? Do you need all those bands to feed the loom band beast so it doesn't kill you????
ok but like... the songs the oompa loompas sing about each child when they
diefail are so catchy. Like sir/ma'am I know your child is dying but let me vibe first, and then we can try to save them.Talking about the Tim Burton Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.