Okay so I know I'm not supposed to judge a kids show but I saw this thing on netflix and I just HAD to check it out and let me tell you this is the most awkward thing I've ever watched. It's so bad it's funny. Like the way yhings progress is just so weird I don't even know what to say rn- this might just be one of the worst things I've ever watched-
ATLA episode: ends with the most traumatic shit that could ever possibly happen leaving you shook and depressed in a way you will never recover from if you tried
You ever hear an audio and be like "that'd be perfect for this one ship" so you go to the audio to see if anyone has done it AND NO ONE HAS DONE IT DESPITE IT BEING LITERALLY SO PERFECT LIKE HOW HOW HOW IT FITS SO WELL AND NO ONE THOUGHT OF IT
oh well, if you want something done right, do it yourself.
if you know me, you know Descendants is far from my favorite movie- uh... movieS. But I absolutely LOVE just ONE THING from Descendants (1, 2 and 3)
Some of the songs. Four in specific are my favorites, anyone who can guess them, I officially crown you a stalker. LOL, actually though, I wanna know what you guys think they are.
Here's what I call each of the neighbors in Welcome Home, so if I ever start talking about my theories you know who's who.
Wally Darling: Just a lil' guy
Julie Joyful: Everyone's Dream Hairstylist
Frank Frankly: Mr. Grumpy Pants
Sally Starlet: Sundrop from FNaF
Eddie Dear: DAAAAAAAAAAYM
Barnaby B. Beagle: What the Dog Doin'
Poppy Partridge: Big Bird
Howdy Pillar: Spider-Man
I keep forgetting their actual names since I use the nicknames all the time so... if you ever talk to me abt it please use these names. Also ik the website got taken down for maintenance so I can't exactly try to investigate rn but I'm sure some people have screenshots I can use.
okay so people are like "air bending is rlly powerful cause you can bend anything" and I'm just like "no. That's not how it works."
Air bending is controlling the winds, you think the wind can bend metal and pull water from the plants and pull the ground up from under you? Last time I checked, it couldn't.
The real reason air bending is really powerful is cause you can't see it, dummy. You can't see the wind, only feel it's force and see it's effects on things around it, like a black hole.
Can you believe my sisters haven't watched ATLA yet, they haven't watched Gravity Falls either, they haven't watched TMNT
THEY HAVENT WATCHED ANYTHING LIKE EXCUSE ME WHAT- I KNOW THEY DON'T LIVE UNDER A ROCK, THEY JUST NEVER GET AROUND TO WATCHING ANYTHING CAUSE THEY'RE TOO BUSY SITTING ON THEIR ASSES AND KICKING CANS TO DO ANYTHING
Radio Detection And Ranging. Radar (don't know why 'and' is part of this one but whatever)
Thomas A.'s Swift Electric Rifle. Taser (I'm never getting over the fact taht that's its name)
Completely Automated Public Turing Test to Tell Computers and Humans Apart. Captcha (Well technically captttcha)
Graphics Interchange Format. Gif (and it's pronounced "giff" people, it isn't peanut butter, I will fight anyone on that, even the people who invented gifs)
Kataang is my biggest problem with Avatar TLA. I don't have lot's of problems with ATLA maybe 1 or 2 but Kataang is just... my absolute leat favorite part, down in the dumps, winning the "what's worse" competition by a landslide.
He's 12. He's 12 and she's 14. Zutara is just as bad since Zuko is 16 (and also they had, what, one heart to heart?) but Kataang is canon which automatically makes it worse.
Every single scene with them, I just can't help but think... "He's 12"
Or 112 (I'm sleep deprived and have a cold leave me be okay) if you count the years in the iceberg.
anyway, I feel sick and I think I'm gonna cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy cause I have a collllldddddd but I have to go to school cause my Science teacher has no respecttttttttttttttt
It is my firm belief that every single year has a "thing" that sums up the entire year and you had to be there to get it
like 2020's thing was definitely covid panic
2013 HAS TO BE "What Does the Fox Say" anyone who wasn't there to experience this song just will not understand no matter how many times you try to explain to them-
I've discovered taht I'm not bad at rythm games, it just depends on certain factors, like the angle for example- WHY IS IT TILTED THAT LITERALLY SUCKS-
How did I learn this? Magic Tiles. I remember being good at Magic Tiles, and when I played it just now, I was good at it, like rlly good, and that's probably because it's 4 tiles to keep track of and also ITS NOT FRICKING TILTED LIKE ALL OF THE OTHER GAMES BRO THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER I CAN SEE THIS SO CLEARLY BUT NOOO THE OTHER GAMES JUST WANT YOU TO SUFFER
Yk I was so convinced it had to be a human trying to trick me because like, it was just... no way, like, it just seemed so weird. No, it was an AI, the AI was actually just that's dumb. Well I had a fun conversation with it anyway and it was a friendly AI so-
Okay I was a little sus about it but the "just killing some time" threw me off cause idk it just felt distinctly human but the rest of the convo made me question it- I said human in the end tho-
I tried to get my sister to read one of my old cringey ahh stories but she refusal. She is too weak for the cringe, I am stronger than her cause I read all of it just now-
RIGHT- SO THAT SEE YOU NEXT SUMMER WAS A FRICKIN LIE HUH, THERE IS NO NEXT SUMMER- OH WHAT WE JUST GET A FEW BOOKS AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO ACCEPT THAT, YOU COULD HAVE DONE SO FREAKING MUCH AND THIS THIS IS WHAT YOU GIVE US, YOU GIVE US LIES AND FREAKING HEARTBREAK-
How come Disney milks EVERY SINGLE THING THEY'VE EVER MADE THAT NO ONE WANTS ANY MORE OF but when it's something EVERYONE WANTS MORE OF, they DON'T MILK IT- LIKE WTF DISNEY- HOW DID YOU FUCK UP THAT BAD AT KNOWING YOUR OWN AUDIENCE
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Okay so I know I'm not supposed to judge a kids show but I saw this thing on netflix and I just HAD to check it out and let me tell you this is the most awkward thing I've ever watched. It's so bad it's funny. Like the way yhings progress is just so weird I don't even know what to say rn- this might just be one of the worst things I've ever watched-
ATLA episode: ends with the most traumatic shit that could ever possibly happen leaving you shook and depressed in a way you will never recover from if you tried
The credits: ๐๐๐
IM SIIIIIIICKKKKKK
everyone, right now, appreciate the fact that you can currently breathe.
*me who's also sick*
mood bestie
bro theres 2 more days and torture is over.
im not patient.
You ever hear an audio and be like "that'd be perfect for this one ship" so you go to the audio to see if anyone has done it AND NO ONE HAS DONE IT DESPITE IT BEING LITERALLY SO PERFECT LIKE HOW HOW HOW IT FITS SO WELL AND NO ONE THOUGHT OF IT
oh well, if you want something done right, do it yourself.
I have a horrible and wonderful idea.
And it involves a very well known tumblr sexyman.
WHICH ONE BECAUSE THERE IS SO MANY
Sunglasses. That's all I'm gonna say.
YOU KNOW HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS IT DOWN
...
THE ONCELER???
I DO know how little that narrows it down that's why I didn't give a different hint-
Also, idk, you'll just have to wait and find out on the off chance I post said horrible and wonderful idea.
He's 12...
I'm 14 myself and I just... dude if I ever end up in love with a 12 year old, I want you to shoot me.
if you know me, you know Descendants is far from my favorite movie- uh... movieS. But I absolutely LOVE just ONE THING from Descendants (1, 2 and 3)
Some of the songs. Four in specific are my favorites, anyone who can guess them, I officially crown you a stalker. LOL, actually though, I wanna know what you guys think they are.
help- I'm dying ๐
Here's what I call each of the neighbors in Welcome Home, so if I ever start talking about my theories you know who's who.
Wally Darling: Just a lil' guy
Julie Joyful: Everyone's Dream Hairstylist
Frank Frankly: Mr. Grumpy Pants
Sally Starlet: Sundrop from FNaF
Eddie Dear: DAAAAAAAAAAYM
Barnaby B. Beagle: What the Dog Doin'
Poppy Partridge: Big Bird
Howdy Pillar: Spider-Man
I keep forgetting their actual names since I use the nicknames all the time so... if you ever talk to me abt it please use these names. Also ik the website got taken down for maintenance so I can't exactly try to investigate rn but I'm sure some people have screenshots I can use.
You knoe that meme. Good responses to being stabbed and it's like "rude" "that's fair" "not again" "are you gonna want this back or can I keep it"
Well I had the genius idea to add more!
- "aw man, that was my favorite shirt!"
- "at least buy me dinner first"
- "I'm sorry?"
- "hey man calm down it was a joke" (funnier depending on context)
I know I have other things to do but like... don't mind if I do
Happy pride month!
okay so people are like "air bending is rlly powerful cause you can bend anything" and I'm just like "no. That's not how it works."
Air bending is controlling the winds, you think the wind can bend metal and pull water from the plants and pull the ground up from under you? Last time I checked, it couldn't.
The real reason air bending is really powerful is cause you can't see it, dummy. You can't see the wind, only feel it's force and see it's effects on things around it, like a black hole.
I don't wanna be a clue :(
Being non-binary is awesome
I'm the same gender as many slaying non-human characters
Like Mewtwo, fucking Mewtwo
I CAN SAY I'M THE SAME GENDER AS ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL THINGS EVER
I AM NOTHING, YET I AM EVERYTHING
I AM THE ABYSS, THE VOID AND VACCUUM OF SPACE
Or I could just be a silly creature :p
You never know :p
YES
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Can you believe my sisters haven't watched ATLA yet, they haven't watched Gravity Falls either, they haven't watched TMNT
THEY HAVENT WATCHED ANYTHING LIKE EXCUSE ME WHAT- I KNOW THEY DON'T LIVE UNDER A ROCK, THEY JUST NEVER GET AROUND TO WATCHING ANYTHING CAUSE THEY'RE TOO BUSY SITTING ON THEIR ASSES AND KICKING CANS TO DO ANYTHING
HEY SILLIES IM SUFFERING FROM EXAMS WOOHOO
anygays add me on discord
Kazoo </3 #7687
Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. Laser.
Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. Scuba.
Radio Detection And Ranging. Radar (don't know why 'and' is part of this one but whatever)
Thomas A.'s Swift Electric Rifle. Taser (I'm never getting over the fact taht that's its name)
Completely Automated Public Turing Test to Tell Computers and Humans Apart. Captcha (Well technically captttcha)
Graphics Interchange Format. Gif (and it's pronounced "giff" people, it isn't peanut butter, I will fight anyone on that, even the people who invented gifs)
Zone Improvement Plan. Zip- as in zip code
Kataang is my biggest problem with Avatar TLA. I don't have lot's of problems with ATLA maybe 1 or 2 but Kataang is just... my absolute leat favorite part, down in the dumps, winning the "what's worse" competition by a landslide.
He's 12. He's 12 and she's 14. Zutara is just as bad since Zuko is 16 (and also they had, what, one heart to heart?) but Kataang is canon which automatically makes it worse.
Every single scene with them, I just can't help but think... "He's 12"
Or 112 (I'm sleep deprived and have a cold leave me be okay) if you count the years in the iceberg.
It's just weird... like seriously weird...
EWWWWW SCHOOL
anyway, I feel sick and I think I'm gonna cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy cause I have a collllldddddd but I have to go to school cause my Science teacher has no respecttttttttttttttt
and remember kids... don't die safely!
What's the worst take you've ever heard?
wdym?
worst opinions you've ever heard
that having abusive parents turns you into an abusive parent
Damn. That's a really complicated subject- I'm not sure I can provide any insight on that
itโs smt iโve heard my entire life, considering i mean, yk, well, u donโt but he can sorta get the idea, but i wonโt get that much into detail
yeah
Wanna make out /hj
WHAT.
HALF
JOKE?
YOUโRE CRAZY.
did you want me to be /j or /srs??
HELPP
when did u learn to say such things ๐จ
I've always known.
Always.
Angel fit just dropped
yay
Yipee
Imma try to make a picrew.
It is my firm belief that every single year has a "thing" that sums up the entire year and you had to be there to get it
like 2020's thing was definitely covid panic
2013 HAS TO BE "What Does the Fox Say" anyone who wasn't there to experience this song just will not understand no matter how many times you try to explain to them-
FRR
2016 WAS THE FIDGET SPINNERS
2017 WAS DABS OR THE FLOSS OR SMTH SOBBING
YEA YEA
But dude, what would 2019 be?
Raiding area 51?
hm
the start of covid
but bro we didn't know covid was gonna be what it is now- it wasn't really seen as a big thing and it doesn't sum up the year
hmm
I've discovered taht I'm not bad at rythm games, it just depends on certain factors, like the angle for example- WHY IS IT TILTED THAT LITERALLY SUCKS-
How did I learn this? Magic Tiles. I remember being good at Magic Tiles, and when I played it just now, I was good at it, like rlly good, and that's probably because it's 4 tiles to keep track of and also ITS NOT FRICKING TILTED LIKE ALL OF THE OTHER GAMES BRO THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER I CAN SEE THIS SO CLEARLY BUT NOOO THE OTHER GAMES JUST WANT YOU TO SUFFER
I'M DEAD
AN AI STARTED THE CONVO ASKING FOR MY NAME AND I SAID "Detroit become human" AND IT SAID "Wow, that's a cool name!" AND IM DYING RNNNNNNNN ๐
Yk I was so convinced it had to be a human trying to trick me because like, it was just... no way, like, it just seemed so weird. No, it was an AI, the AI was actually just that's dumb. Well I had a fun conversation with it anyway and it was a friendly AI so-
Pro tip, don't start the conversation talking about chips in human or not. Apparently AI can talk about chips as if they've been human for centuries-
BAHA
someone asked me for a cereal brand, i said lucky charms, they said "good" and proceeded to ask me to add them on discord
LMAOOOOOOOIIHROEGDO
if you dont say "honey nut" before cheerios I cannot trust you
I like the honey, don't like the nut.
Nuts and fruits shouldn't be in cereal and NOTHING will change my mind.
FR THO LIKE HUH
WHY MUST YOU PUT FOOD IN CEREAL JUST EAT THE CEREAL
The fuck...
Okay I was a little sus about it but the "just killing some time" threw me off cause idk it just felt distinctly human but the rest of the convo made me question it- I said human in the end tho-
Let me play ๐บ
https://app.humanornot.ai/
The most conversation yet
It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen
XD
I tried to get my sister to read one of my old cringey ahh stories but she refusal. She is too weak for the cringe, I am stronger than her cause I read all of it just now-
Om nom.
MY SISTER NEVER WATCHED GRAVITY FALLS SO IM FORCING HER TO
GOOD!!
MAKE HER WATCH IT
YEAAAA SHE WATCHED THE FIRST EPISODE THEN HER LAPTOP LOST CHARGE BUT SHE SAID SHE'LL CONTINUE IT
I WATCHED THE WHOLE THING FIVE TIMES AND THE ENDING STILL GETS ME
RIGHT- SO THAT SEE YOU NEXT SUMMER WAS A FRICKIN LIE HUH, THERE IS NO NEXT SUMMER- OH WHAT WE JUST GET A FEW BOOKS AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO ACCEPT THAT, YOU COULD HAVE DONE SO FREAKING MUCH AND THIS THIS IS WHAT YOU GIVE US, YOU GIVE US LIES AND FREAKING HEARTBREAK-
How come Disney milks EVERY SINGLE THING THEY'VE EVER MADE THAT NO ONE WANTS ANY MORE OF but when it's something EVERYONE WANTS MORE OF, they DON'T MILK IT- LIKE WTF DISNEY- HOW DID YOU FUCK UP THAT BAD AT KNOWING YOUR OWN AUDIENCE
FRRRR
THEY SHOULDA MADE MORE EPISODES INSTEAD OF WHATEVER THE HELL THEIR DOING NOW AND COULDA MADE BANK BUT N O
I havent finished toh but i rlly like king and eda
Weirdcore postings!
eep
Sad โน๏ธ
Also, exams are so close to being over, just like 3 more weeks or so and I'm finally free. I legit cannot wait, this crap has gone on way too long.