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Gadies and Lentlemen.

Someone: "how many times have you re-watched 'Dragons: Race to the Edge'?"

Me: "...yes?"

Want the truth? I lost count 💀

Probably like billions of times by now bro. Netflix is probably so confused as to why I just watch this same show so many freaking times just because.

I just imagine, as I look for Dragons: Race to the Edge, Netflix is just so sick of me like: "stop it... stop... this is the 46th time, please..." and I just keep watching it and Netflix is literally crying in the background while I'm just there smiling.

I don't even know why- I practically have that thing memorized word for word- I just watch it for no real reason other than... I can't even think of a reason- 

I just... I watch it... that's all-

Have you ever drawn something and wondered... "why did I make this? What was the reason?"

Yeah... that's me rn.

I just drew this thing and it's so dumb, you literally have no idea, but I just...

Idk why I even wanted to draw it or where I got the idea or anything I just... I wanted to draw it, idk why or where or when, I just did.

Do u wanna see what I'm talking about, you wanna see what exactly it is I drew that spawned this talk?

Gadies and lentlemen. I am here to announce that I am 5 seconds away from having 20 consecutive mental breakdowns.

Anyway yeah, I'm fine, I'm normal, I'm literally so normal. Feeling so normal rn, you don't even know how normal I am.

I'm just absolutely completely ordinary and normal and typical and standard and regular and habitual and wonted and average. This is all perfectly fine.

Me and my sistars have decided that when the Barbie movie comes to cinemas here, we're gonna go watch it decked out in full pink, and I suggest everyone else does the same.

It's illegal not to, sorry, I don't make the rules, it's just the law man.

You don't wanna get arrested? You gotta wear pink, sorry bro./j

kaboom

crying

growing up is realizing all too well 10 minute version is abt a girl losing her virginity to a man who just used her when she was madly in love with him 😭

The cookie funeral time has been decided. It's in 1 hour.

GOmens:

obligatory "you know what it's like when you don't know anything at all and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one person" meme.

I'm normal rn, I'm so normal-

I mean... AAAAAAAAAAHHH

I'm like... soooooooooooooooooooooo normal ahahhahhahahha...

I mean... they're basically married bro... they literally go on dinner dates regularly.

LOOK AT THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER YEAH YEAH NO THIS IS TOTALLY FINE

WDYM YOU DONT STARE INTO YOUR BROS EYES LOVINGLY?

LITERALLY WHEN CROWLEY IS CALLED AZIRAPHALES BOYFRIEND BY ANOTHER CHARACTER AZIRAPHALE IS VISIBLY HAPPY LIKE...  I AM NOT OKAY

Everytime I think about it, and I regularly think about it, I just have to sit down... like I really just have to sit down.

They're just... they're so in love it isn't even funny.

I'm gonna have a breakdown over them.

STOP BEING IDIOTS AND BE BONEST WITH YOURSELVES OMG-

Also, they apparently have to fix a human romance in season 2 and... seriously? These guys?

These are like... the two worst people to go to for relationship advice... ever. What would that even look like? Omg it'd be a train wreck.

I can't wait for s2 just so I can see the disaster that is these two attempting to give relationship advice.

Also, I'm curious about the 'whodunnit' going on. They seem to be making lots of references to Clue which is a 'whodunnit' game and they seem like they need to figure out what happened to Gabriel.

There's multiple endings to Clue, though I'm not sure if that's what's gonna happen or not.

It's so weird. It's like trying to solve a puzzle but none of the pieces fit together and like 13 of them are missing. None of it makes sense.

I guess I'll just have to wait for s2, why can't July 28th get here faster?

This is all Neil's fault.

I wanna talk more, but it's like rlly late for me rn and I'm suffering-

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GOmens:

obligatory "you know what it's like when you don't know anything at all and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one person" meme.

I was wrong, The Crow Road didn't juzt show up in two postsers, its showed up in the opening title sequence, the theatre seats are labeled, two of them, one seat apart from one another, are labeled "The Crow Road" Iain Banks. Read it TWO.

found it as I was going through tumblr seeing if anyone noticed something I missed:

little odd, no?

It could just be mentioning it to pay respect to a good book. Pride and Prejudice and A Tale of Two Cities is also there... but it showed up twice... in two posters... but A Tale of Two Cities and Pride and Prejudice also appeared in posters so it could very well mean absolutely fuck nothing. But Neil said something about Jane Austen... so Pride and Prejudice can't mean nothing... if Pride and Prejudice doesn't mean nothing do the others not mean nothing too?

I MEAN KNOWING NEIL GAIMAN THIS COULD ALL JUST BE TO MESS WITH US WHICH HONESTLY ITS WORKING

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

WHY ARE THERE LIZARDS NEIL, WHY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONE FOR EVERYONE, WTF DOES THAT MEANNNNN

Neil is probably having a good old laugh to himself watching people try to make sense of these things and guess what happens in s2 before it comes out.

Also after taking another look at the poster, it's cakes on the plate. I was so confused cause I couldn't see it clearly, but they're cakes.

Anyway yeah.

Doing little doodles to pass time, maybe I'll post them.

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 

GOmens:

obligatory "you know what it's like when you don't know anything at all and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one person" meme.

NEW POSTER CHECKKKK

as a very clearly sane person, let's overanalyze every aspect of this poster! 

obviously we already know Beelzebub has been discorporated, in the opening title sequence, a grave stone says "here lies the former shell of Beelzebub" so here we have Beelzebub's new look, I love it, the fingerless gloves- omg. It's gorgeous.

We've got records on a chair, we know Maggie runs a record shop next to Aziraphale's bookshop. The record on the front is just some obscure random record.

We've got something in front of the records, the box Muriel was looking at in the trailer, we already know it says "out of his mouth go burning lamps, and sparks of fire leap out. Job 41:19" there are many theories on what exactly this means, and there's no way to know for sure until the season comes out. Seems interesting, way too much attention has been put on this box for it to be just nothing... probably.

I see some stuff behind Maggie and Nina. There's a basically destroyed phone on the shelf, possibly belonging to one of them maybe, and a plate on a pile of books with food on it, two... sandwiches, are they? Food, it's food, and there's two of it, let me be okay- CAKES, THEYRE CAKES OMG IM BLINDDDD

On a shelf we have a book, The Crow Road by Iain Banks. I think it was a deliberate choice to make this book clear to us, then again I have literally no proof of that and I'm most likely looking into it too much, it's a book, like, it's just a book. I mean it also showed up in another poster, it showed up twice so... coincidence, I think not! A quick Google search says the Crow Road is about this dude who's uh... an interesting guy, story takes place in Scotland, the main character has a missing uncle and a strained relationship with his father, a whole bunch of things, you wanna know more, search it up, point is, the reason he isn't close with his father is because he believes in God and life after death, his father doesn't. Also, since it seems like Good Omens is gonna be a sort of "whodunnit?" I feel like I should mention that he's trying to make sense of his uncle's disappearance with the papers he left behind. The story is also non-linear, it leaps back and forth with little to no warning leaving us to piece it together as the reader, idk if any of that means something or not, but I'm not reading the book so... feel free to do that yourselves.

In front of The Crow Road, I do also see something else, but I can't quite make it out, partially because it's unclear and partially because I suck at reading cursive. It has bright yellow tape on it.

Something is behing Nina's head, it seems to stand out, all I can make out is an M and maybe a U? Perhaps it says something about Muriel but I have no way to be sure honestly it could be literally nothing.

Also, I can't forget, MURIEL AHHHHHHH THEYRE SO ADORABLE I JUST WANT SQUEEZE THEM TIL THEY GO 'POP' WHAT AN ABSOLUTE TREASURE, THE BEST TOTALLY HUMAN POLICE OFFICER EVER!

There's a wire and a typewriter in front of Maggie and Nina, as well as two small statues, could still be just random stuff, but you never know.

The baby statue in front of Crowley and Aziraphale seems like it should be holding something doesn't it?

It seems like there's an old camera(?) on the floor. Idk.

The books in the foreground have sections marked in bright yellow.

Gabriel is here, he seems like he's wearing Aziraphale's clothes, still looking as confused yet happy as ever. He's got a bright yellow feather duster.

Right next to him there is Good Omens the book- nice detail, cool to find.

Behind it is a piece of paper, it says R. MANSEL-JONES, which, I found out on tumblr, is a British record shop?

We see what looks like a skull jar next to Michael, who is suspiciously separate from the rest of the angels... interesting.

Behind Beelzebub's left leg,it seems like there's lizards which is something we've seen in other posters. Still unclear what they mean or why they've been repeated so many times.

Lastly...

We see an ode to the late Terry Pratchett, his hat and scarf are on the chair Beelzebub sits on. May he rest in peace, he lives on in all of his works, and he lives on in this.

That's all I noticed. Maybe I missed something? Tell me if you noticed something I didn't or if you have any clue what's going on with The Crow Road or like- what? I feel like I've see The Crow Road before this just idk when. I swear I've seen it before, I swear I'm not insane, I'm so confused this isn't like deja vu, I've actually seen that book before, ge uinely, I don't think I've seen it, I have. Where? It was like in a movie or a show or something, I saw it in a movie or show. What am I thinking of??????

Anyway yeah. That's enough overanalyzing for today, more overanalyzing to come so watch out lol.

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

my fav vegas photos as someone who legit goes to the strip every damn weekend

Good Omens:

Everyday it's a-getting closer!

haha, I will never stop talking about Good Omens. Until I stop being obsessed with it, you guys r just gonna have to deal with it LOL

I just love- like... Aziraphale being like "oh dude I need a name, I know!" And it's Aziraphale Fell... and the fact that Crowley just put a J in the middle just cause... it's just a J. They're both idiots, I love them.

Also, I'm drawing angel disguise Crowley because it was only a matter of time before I did. I'm not really a super great artist, and ngl it's probably gonna end up looking weird, but honestly I'm just happy to draw it.

He looks so dumb, it's perfect.

Anthony Janthony Crowley: a dumbass.

Oh and don't forget Aziraphale Zira Fell, his dumbass boyfriend- well... technically Aziraphale is not male, he's an angel- but you get it. They're both dumbasses. I love them like they're my children.

Also... I unblocked the tag GOmens cause as I was trying to show my sister Crowley's angel disguise I noticed a lack of spoiler posts. It was a mistake... I saw it- BUT ONLY FOR A SECOND, I QUICKLY CLOSED TUMBLR AFTER, but I still had a peek... now I know... *cries in the corner as one does in this situation*

It's fine, I'll just erase it from my mind, never happened, spoiler who? What spoiler? I don't know any spoiler-

anyway, I gotta finish drawing Crowley-

Also Muriel is absolutely wonderful, I love them, and amnesiac Gabriel is just... it's hilarious, I literally can't-

I've only had Muriel for literally a second but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

okay now fr fr I'll go draw.

The way my music taste is having an identity crisis.

Usually when people ask, I say like alt/indie pop and rock music

But oh boy... it's way more than that- I seriously do not believe there is a genre of music I do not listen to- like...

How do you explain to someone that your music taste varies from like... imagine the two most different genres of music you can think of. I have probably listened to both of them and everything in between.

I have no taste in music, I just like to listen to music, okay- 😭

Bruh, my sister has the ability to fall asleep in 5 secs bruh-

that's real talent- idc what you can do, if you can't sleep in 5 secs, just give up now/j

Blocking the GOmens tag on tumblr until this whole spoiler thing blows over. This is so annoying...

I just wanted to enjoy the show and talk with people about it and some dumb spoiler that people can't keep to themselves is everywhere and I can't even look at anything without someone giving something away by accident or on purpose.

It's been 2 days, it's over, so just shut up.

So annoying, I can't look at the GOmens tag anymore without getting spoiled because of these people... so annoying.

Talking about Good Omens:

Can I just say- Crowley threatening his plants is by far the greatest scene in cinematic history-

Dude just- I love it- and omg Aziraphale geeking out over The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter. What a nerd, I literally love him omg.

Also Crowley's angel disguise in s2- wow. Crowley clearly knows what a suit is, he clearly knows what dressing like a sane person is, but no, he wants to wear slippers and a silver track suit- (I always get them mixed up eugh, I meant track suit, track suit, every single goddamn time-)

I literally love Crowley- like seriously-

Also Aziraphale's Crowley impersonation... spot on. Oh dude-

Literal Satan rises up from hell and Crowley is immediately like "we're fucked" and he's convinced that it's over and there's nothing they can do, he's clearly convinced that this is the end of the line for good, but all it takes is Aziraphale saying "do something or I'll never talk to you again" and he immediately just forgets all that and does something because the thought of Aziraphale never talking to him again, to him, is scarier than LITERAL SATAN.

Just saying *sips tea*

I know I'm late to the party but I'm still just as excited as anyone else- I cannot wait for s2!

I... I finished season 1 of Good Omens... IM FREE

GONE ARE THE DAYS OF BEING BURDENED WITH SOMETHING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME BUT JUST BARELY OUT OF REACH

ITS OVER, ALL OF THIS IS OVER AND I WATCHED THE SEASON 2 TRAILER AND I NOW HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE WAY TOO EXCITED ABOUT IT!!

AAAAAAAA NO MORE MENTAL BREAKDOWN I DID IT IVE DONE IT AND THE SECOND SEASON RELEASES DURING A TIME WHERE EVERYONE IS FREE, ITS FINALLY SUMMER VACATION AND EVERYONE CAN WATCH AS MUCH GOOD OMENS AS THEY FUCKING PLEASEEEEE-

ITS OVER, ALL OF IT, NO MORE SCHOOL, NO MORE INSANITY FROM NOT BEING ABLE TO WATCH GOOD OMENS AND FINALLY MY GREATEST DREAMS HAVE FINALLY COME TRUE AS A DISNEY LIVE ACTION REMAKE FAILS MISERABLY, ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER...

Everyday it's a-getting closer

HELP HELP ME DUDE PLEASE SAVE ME CAUSE I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT AND I JUST WANT A MOMENT OF PEACE BUT EVERYWHERE I LOOK ITS GOOD OMENS EVERYTHING IS GOOD OMENS

THIS IS SO UNFAIR I HAVENT EVEN FINISHED SEASON 1 YET BECAUSE I NEED TO WATCH IT WITH MY SISTERS WHO ARE CURRENTLY NOT HERE AND GOOD OMENS IS EVERYWHERE AND SPOILERS ARE EVERYWHERE AND ITS GIVING ME A HEADACHE

BUT I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT, I COULD LITERALLY BE DOING ANYTHING, ANYTHING AT ALL, I COULD BE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN EXAM AND MY BRAIN WOULD LITERALLY JUST BE LIKE "Something's going down in the up" LIKE I GET IT I GET IT SHUT UP PLEASE BRO PLEASE JUST... let me live.

Good Omens is gonna give me a mental breakdown. I just want to think of something else, anything else. All of this is probably gonna be over when I finish season 1 because honestly that's just how my brain works, but I'm gonna have to wait on that cause of my sisters- until then, so begins my descent into insanity for the next few days. If I say any weird stuff, just ignore it and assume I'm doing perfectly fine.

I have slept for more than enough time to wake up refreshed, HOW AM I STILL TIRED

man I know it's annoying but I just HAVE to brag about this- I can't stop- I feel so special knowing that I know what ship is endgame in every show I watch. 

My magic TV love wizard powers are awesome man. Give me a show, any show, and I'll sniff out the endgame couple instantly, just watch me.

Now whether I like said couple or not is a different story, but I'll know who it is. I can sniff it out.

I always do. If you find a show I mess up on, I will pay you money. I can't, but I would if I could. I will actually pay you money (once again I can't actually do that) if I get the endgame couple wrong on any show you tell me to watch, or movie, or book to read. I am the TV love wizard, and my powers can't be beat.

Okay so yk how my tumblr for you was filled with Neil Gaiman a while ago and nothing else. Well now it's filled with Across the Spider-Verse and nothing else. I liked one post. ONE POST TUMBLR WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS 😭😭😭

Anyway I have to avoid tumblr for the next... idfk because there is an ungodly amount of spoilers on there for things that literally released TODAY. Like the Good Omens 2 trailer. Literally JUST RELEASED, and it's already everywhere- Tumblr is FAST.

So yeah I can't open tumblr for a while. Or any other social media. People online are just waiting to give people spoilers aren't they. No warning, no nothing. Just spoilers outta nowhere. *the sound of pain and suffering*

I just wanna state for the record that, I KNEW IT I TOLD YOU I ALWAYS KNEW ENDGAME COUPLE EVERY TIME I WATCH ANY SHOW AND I AM NEVER EVER WRONG

AND I GET TO BE PROVEN RIGHT ONCE AGAIN

THERE WAS A ROLLERCOASTER OF DRAMA TO GET HERE BUT I WAS RIGHT I WAS RIGHT I KNEW IT HAHAHHAHAHHA

I just wanna clarify "never ever wrong" includes ships that weren't endgame but the creators wanted them to be.

Point is, I know all. I am a TV love wizard and I am unstoppable even if the entire show has a messed up and crazy ass love story including way too many people to keep track of, I still know, every single time, I always know.

Either I watch TV too much, or I'm just that good. Hopefully I'm just that good.