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Listening to the Good Omens season 1 soundtrack.

I feel so giddy- I could not explain to you how this soundtrack makes me feel if I tried.

I had descended to the abyyss

Cowabummer.

it’s the void

I have my phone on silent for lots of reasons, mainly a sensitivity to noise

WHY DOES THE KEYBOARD NEED TO CLIKC CLACK ITS A PHONE A PHONE NOT AN ACTUAL KEYBOARD ITS JUST ASSAULTING MY EARS

But that doesn't mean I don't want a cool ringtone! I want a ringtone I can hear everytime someone calls me even with my phone on silent!

I like ringtones, and I like setting mine to dumb stuff- I would give anything to have an option for you to still hear your ringtone with your phone on silent. 

Back to the keyboard tho SERIOUSLY GENUINE QUESTION WHY IN TEH FRICK FRACK DOES IT NEED TO MAKE NOISE

IT WILL NEVER NOT BE ANNOYING TO HEAR I SWEAR IT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO RIP EVERYONES THROAT OUT AND HIVES ME A BAD HEADACHE

LIKE ACTUALLY THE NOISE BRINGS ME TO ACTUAL TEARS

I WAS FORCED TO TAKE MY PHONE OF SILENT ONCE CAUSE I WAS EXPECTING A CALL AND THAT WAS THE WORST THING EVER HAVING TO HEAR THAT KEYBOARD AND HAVING TO LISTEN TO LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE MAKE NOISE FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON WAS JUST SO GODDAMN PAINFUL

I JUST WANTED TO RIP MY EARS OFF AND DRIVE A KNIFE STRAIGHT THROUGH MY EARDRUMS

Vegans can eat fries... 

idk why but that just shattered my entire world view-

Fries are just potatoes in fry oil, potatoes are vegan and fry oil is vegan...

It's logic, I should know this, but like... when you think of vegan food, the last thing you'd think is fries- you'd probably think of like a salad or something along those lines...

I feel so dumb rn, but it's just weird to think about okay

Anatomy, my mortal enemy... we meet again.

아픔과 고통

Ever been bored? Play with the tumblr snake! 

(The thing in the corner you use to write a post, if you hold it and start moving it around it does a thing. I call it the tumblr snake. It's fun and weirdly entrancing)

Azrael... are you dead..?

Yeah, yeah, I just quoted the live action Smurfs movie, what're you gonna do abt it?

ATTENTION IMPORTANT INFORMATION:

My cat is the size of a human baby! He's 6 years old now, and the cutest little thing! 🥰

He's a grown little man now. I'm so proud of him.

EVERYONE CONGRATULATE SUGAR RN!

Bruhuhdjshdkdh

B R U H

My fries just fell on the FLOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR 😭

I have... and I'm not exaggerating... FIFTEEN BLISTERS ON MY FUCKING FEET

FIFTEEN

TEN ON ONE AND FIVE ON THE OTHER

I SHIT YOU NOT I JUST WALKED IN THE MOST BLISTER PRODUCING SHOES EVER MADE WITHOUT ANYTHING TO PROTECT MY FEET FROM BLISTERS EVEN THOUGH I PROBABLY SHOULDVE PUT IT ON SINCE WE LITERALLY HAVE STUFF FOR THIS ITS NOT LIKE WE DONT

AMD NOW MY FEET ARE GONNA BE DYING FOR THE NEXT LIKE WEEK

I THINK I ACTUALLY STARTED BLEEDING AT SOME POINT JUDGING BY THE FUCKING SCABS ON MY FUCKING FEET

THERE ARE ACTUAL FUCKING SCABS

I WAS FUCKING BLEEDING

WHEN I GET MARRIED ITS GONNA BE TO A LIKE 6 FT TALL BUFF ASS MAN SO HE CAN CARRY ME EVERYWHERE AND I NEVER HAVE TO WALK AGAIN BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS JUST NOT IT

LIKE WTF FIFTEEN BLISTERS AND ACTUAL FUCKING BLEEDING TOO

THESE SHOES ARE A DEATH TRAP

THEY WERENT EVEN HEELS OR ANYTHING THEY WERE JUST THE WORLDS MOST UNCOMFORTABLE SHOES

THE REASON THEY'RE LIKE THIS IS BECAUSE THEYRE NEW SO THEY'RE LIKE STILL FRESH AND TOUGH AND NOT SOFT LIKE SHOES BECOME AFTER YOU WEAR THEM FOR A WHILE

SO SINCE THEYRE NEW THEYRE BASICALLY LIKE OUT TO KILL YOU

AND I KNOE THEYRE NEW BUT I DIDNT LIKE PUT ANYTHING ON TO KEEP ME FROM LITERALLY DYING LIKE AN IDIOT

AND NOW IM BLEEDING OR I WAS BLEEDING ANYWAY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

You ever hated someone so much, you just want to literally punch them to hell but tou can't do that cause they're your older sister's friend and also you're in public?

I seriously just wanna actually fight her rn.

Edit: (-2) 💀💀

A half-joking post about a situation you don't even know the context to gets a (-2) 💀

Literally everything pisses people off these days.

I haven't talked about GOmens in way too long and according to the law that's actually illegal so:

obligatory "you know what it's like when you don't know anything at all and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one person" meme.

NEW POSTER CHECKK BABES

WAHOO!

If we take a look-see here, we have 3 cups. A teacup, a mug, and a wine glass.

The caption is "tea for three and three for tea"

Interesting.

We know the wine glass is obviously Crowley, durr.

The teacup has to be Aziraphale.

And the mug is Gabriel.

The wine in the wine glass is shaped like devil horns.

The steam coming from the tea in the teacup is shaped like a halo.

And the steam from the cocoa in the mug is shaped like a heart.

We've got the moving box in the background there.

The matchbox as well. 

Can't make out any of the books in the background though it looks like there's stuff written on some of them.

There's a record on the shelves in between the books. Can't tell what it is tho.

Now back to the cups. Heart in between Crowley and Aziraphale anyone?

I mean cmon- THERES A HEART IN BETWEEN THESE TWO DUMB LOSERS AND THEIR 6000 YEAR PINING IM GONNA SCREAM

BUT WHY FROM GABEIEL?????

IT COULD BE NOTHING BUT NOTHING IS NOTHING IN THIS SHOW AS IVE LEARNED SO LIKE YEA

IS HE THE WINGMAN, IS THAT WHAT THIS IS? LMAO

WINGMAN GABRIEL

Oh and "tea for three and three for tea" is probably a reference to 'Tea For Two' the song yk the one.

What's in the moving box tho? WHATS IN THE MOVING BOXXXXX WHATTTTTT

THAT MOVING BOX WHAT DOES IT MEAN

WHATS WITH "this side up"

WHATS WITH ALL THE "up" IMAGERY

ITS A MIRACLE HOW WE HAVE SO MUCH INFO ON SEASON 2 AND YET I STILL CAN'T MAKE SENSE OF WHAT EXACTLY IS GONNA HAPPEN 

Also. In the sneak peek-

Aziraphale is this close to strangling Gabriel. He's actually gonna kill him.

ALSO WHAT THING IS IT IN THE MOVING BOX IS THAT IT? IS THAT THE THING HE HAD TO GIVE AZIRAPHALE???? OR IS IT SOMETHING ELSE?????

WHAT IS IT, WHAT IS IT?

WHAT TERRIBLE THING WAS GONNA HAPPEN???????

TELL MEESEEEGRJDJSGDIWHDKGDJA

also also

I'm not done with this one yet, THERES A HEART IN BE-FUCKING-TWEEN THEM

I REPEAT ITS A HEART IN BETWEEN OUR INEFFABLE HUSBANDS

6000 YEARS FOR THIS

IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER IN MY LIFE

LIKE YOU BETTER BE SHITTING ME RN, FINALLY, FUCKING FINALLY

THEYVE BEEN GOING ON DATES AND SAVING ECAH OTHERS ASSES REGULARLY FOR 6000 YEARS FULL OF ENDLESS PINING NOW AND IT TAKES THE ARCHANGEL FUCKING GABRIEL SOMEHOW APPEARING ON EARTH WITH NO MEMORY OF ANYTHING FOR THEM TO FINALLY STOP DANCING AROUND THE FACT THAT THEY LOVE EACH OTHER

SIX THOUSAND YEARS

THESE INEFFABLE DUMBASSES TAKE 6000 YEARS TO ADMIT THEIR LOVE

ARE THEY STUPID OR ARE THEY STUPID

BECAUSE ITS STARTING TO SEEM LIKE THEYRE STUPID

I genuinely love these two. I seriously love them.

When I write a book, which I will, I plan to write under a nom de plume. I really don't want anyone to know it was me, especially not my family.

I just really don't want anyone who knows me personally to know that I was the one that wrote a certain book or anything like that.

I'd much rather die, thanks.

If they ever found out, I would cry then yeet myself off every cliff in existence.

some of my favorite messages with my mom from this week

coems 🤑

Gadies and Lentlemen.

Someone: "how many times have you re-watched 'Dragons: Race to the Edge'?"

Me: "...yes?"

Want the truth? I lost count 💀

Probably like billions of times by now bro. Netflix is probably so confused as to why I just watch this same show so many freaking times just because.

I just imagine, as I look for Dragons: Race to the Edge, Netflix is just so sick of me like: "stop it... stop... this is the 46th time, please..." and I just keep watching it and Netflix is literally crying in the background while I'm just there smiling.

I don't even know why- I practically have that thing memorized word for word- I just watch it for no real reason other than... I can't even think of a reason- 

I just... I watch it... that's all-

Have you ever drawn something and wondered... "why did I make this? What was the reason?"

Yeah... that's me rn.

I just drew this thing and it's so dumb, you literally have no idea, but I just...

Idk why I even wanted to draw it or where I got the idea or anything I just... I wanted to draw it, idk why or where or when, I just did.

Do u wanna see what I'm talking about, you wanna see what exactly it is I drew that spawned this talk?

Gadies and lentlemen. I am here to announce that I am 5 seconds away from having 20 consecutive mental breakdowns.

Anyway yeah, I'm fine, I'm normal, I'm literally so normal. Feeling so normal rn, you don't even know how normal I am.

I'm just absolutely completely ordinary and normal and typical and standard and regular and habitual and wonted and average. This is all perfectly fine.

Me and my sistars have decided that when the Barbie movie comes to cinemas here, we're gonna go watch it decked out in full pink, and I suggest everyone else does the same.

It's illegal not to, sorry, I don't make the rules, it's just the law man.

You don't wanna get arrested? You gotta wear pink, sorry bro./j

kaboom

crying

growing up is realizing all too well 10 minute version is abt a girl losing her virginity to a man who just used her when she was madly in love with him 😭

The cookie funeral time has been decided. It's in 1 hour.

GOmens:

obligatory "you know what it's like when you don't know anything at all and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one person" meme.

I'm normal rn, I'm so normal-

I mean... AAAAAAAAAAHHH

I'm like... soooooooooooooooooooooo normal ahahhahhahahha...

I mean... they're basically married bro... they literally go on dinner dates regularly.

LOOK AT THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER YEAH YEAH NO THIS IS TOTALLY FINE

WDYM YOU DONT STARE INTO YOUR BROS EYES LOVINGLY?

LITERALLY WHEN CROWLEY IS CALLED AZIRAPHALES BOYFRIEND BY ANOTHER CHARACTER AZIRAPHALE IS VISIBLY HAPPY LIKE...  I AM NOT OKAY

Everytime I think about it, and I regularly think about it, I just have to sit down... like I really just have to sit down.

They're just... they're so in love it isn't even funny.

I'm gonna have a breakdown over them.

STOP BEING IDIOTS AND BE BONEST WITH YOURSELVES OMG-

Also, they apparently have to fix a human romance in season 2 and... seriously? These guys?

These are like... the two worst people to go to for relationship advice... ever. What would that even look like? Omg it'd be a train wreck.

I can't wait for s2 just so I can see the disaster that is these two attempting to give relationship advice.

Also, I'm curious about the 'whodunnit' going on. They seem to be making lots of references to Clue which is a 'whodunnit' game and they seem like they need to figure out what happened to Gabriel.

There's multiple endings to Clue, though I'm not sure if that's what's gonna happen or not.

It's so weird. It's like trying to solve a puzzle but none of the pieces fit together and like 13 of them are missing. None of it makes sense.

I guess I'll just have to wait for s2, why can't July 28th get here faster?

This is all Neil's fault.

I wanna talk more, but it's like rlly late for me rn and I'm suffering-

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE