Super Cool Place 😎

Curse me and my constant sickness.

Darn trashy immune system.

While everyone else was playing cards and watching movies and having fun, I was over there in the corner, suffering through a stomachache that would make a grown man cry, and a headache that would make you think your brains just exploded. I was practically dying over there, and all the healthy people were playing games in front of me... taunting me.

YOU THINK ITS FUNNY HUH, YOU THINK ITS FUNNY CAUSE I CANT PLAY, ILL SHOW YOU FUNNY YOURE GONNA REGRET THIS... as soon as I'm not sick anymore... 

Woke up to medicine and a cup of water next to me. Idk who gave it, but I would kiss them if I could. Thank you for helping end my suffering.

“i was never good at telling jokes-”

lady if you’re saying you’re not good at telling jokes then i must be the most unfunny person in the world

i love women

i really love women

Wally really likes drawing with red, blue and yellow.

Wally weighs 3 apples.

YALL

NI-KI PHOTOCARD

I HAVE A NI-KI PHOTOCARD

SHITTING CRYINF SCREAMING

THIS MAN IS SO GORGEOUS 

ALSO ALSO ITS AN IRIDESCENT PHOTOCARD

WHICH IS EVEN BETTER

Finished GOmens 2.

I'm gonna go cry now. Cya.

I think imma barf bruh

Idk why I feel so sick.

Bro how am I always sick or tired. All day every day- like wtf

Guess who can't watch GOmens 2 because MY WHOLE FAMILY DECIDED TO SLEEP THE VERY SECOND IT CAME OUT AND I DONT REMEMBER OUR AMAZON ACCOUNT BECAUSE ITS NOT MY JOB TO REMEMBER THESE SO IM JUST HERE SUFFERING WITH NO WAY TO ACCESS THE ONE THING IN LIFE THAT WILL MAKE ME FEEL AS THOUGH EVERYTHING IS RIGHT AND JUST IN THIS WORLD ALL BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS TO HAVE SANE SLEEP SCHEDULES

LIKE WHY CANT YOU SLEEP AT 10 AM LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE WEIRD

THIS IS WHY I NEED MY OWN CREDIT CARD SO I CAN JSUT MAKE MY OWN ACCOUNT AND THEN CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTION BEFORE I HAVE TO PAY

BUT NOOO I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL IM LIKE 16 OR SOME SHIT CAUSE IM "irresponsible with money" IM JUST BUYING WHAT MAKES ME HAPPY CAUSE IM A CHILD WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT ME TO SPEND MY MONEY ON

NECESSITIES? IM SORRY, WHEN DID I MOVE OUT AGAIN CAUSE I MUSTVE MISSED THAT PART

LET ME HAVE MONEY FOR GODSSAKE JUST PLEASE

I WANT TO RIP MY HAIR OUT

ALL I EVER WNAGED WAS TO WATCH GOMENS THATS IT THATS ALL IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK

IM GONNA CRY AND THEN AFTER I CRY IM GONNA GO OUTSIDE AND ROLL IN THE DIRT LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC THEN CRY SOME MORE THEN GO ON A KILLING SPREE UNTIL SOMEOEN WAKES THE FUCK UP SO I CAN WATCH MY 6000 YEARS OF PINING SHOW

Me rn:

Ahaha I'm fine, I'm doing great, I'm doing just ticketty-boo. 🙂

I just watched the Black Clover movie.

My shit, where is it? It's gone. It's lost. I lost it.

I'm just... 🤯

Woah.

I missed this, I really missed Black Clover, this is such a good show, I am absolutely not used to seeing the animation being so crisp, but like- damn.

Actually some great shit just happened here. It's not perfect, never, but it was so fucking good and just... chef's kiss, I love it, loved it, I want to marry this movie.

Can I marry it? Can I put a ring on the movie? Because I will, like, damn.

In love. Like actually, my socks weren't just blown off, bitch no, they were fucking incinerated, they went all the way to the north fucking pole, Santa has them now, mind blown through the fucking roof, nuclear explosion type blown, literally my brains are covering the wentire fucking continent, shit? It's gone and it's never coming back, it ran away, I'm never finding it again, not after that.

Literally this movie has impacted my actual brain chemistry, I am a different person now. You better prepare for a rant about the themes and characters cause it's fucking coming, it's gonna happen whether you like it or not bro. I'll try to avoid spoilers so you guys can read it and go watch Black Clover cause you definitely should cause damn...

Pls why did I think this place was something else

And I instinctively started scrolling my notfis looking for "monster girl maker" then remembered we fucking moved

Anyway

I forgot what I was going to say

Nevermind

Wylan and Jasper are so gay

Like

They're so silly

so I'm going uni hunting for unis offering Mixed Media and also Film, and this is the biggest pain in the ass ever. Like Google is the most unhelpful thing ever. I hope Google crashes and fucking burns WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT "unis in Canada offering Mixed Media major" I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME WHAT MORE DO I WRITE HOW TF DO I EXPLAIN TO YOUR DUMB MONKEY BRAIN WHAT IM TRYING TO FIND

LITERALLY ITS NOT THAT HARD OMG

OH MY GOD

TSITP.

(the summer i turned pretty)

IS THE MOST

TEEN LOVE

DRAMA

SHOW

GOD

IM WATCHING THIS RN SND MY JAWS FROPPING AND IM SAYING: “NONONONOOOOO 😭😭😭”

RIP r/place

April 1st 2017- April 3rd 2017/April 1st 2022 - April 3rd 2022/July 20th 2023 - July 26th 2023

These she goes out with a final FUCK SPEZ.

Hopefully I'll see you again some time in the future, r/place. Good bye. 🫡

P.S Spez 씨방년 

(if you try Google translate it'll just say "Spez bitch" which is infinitely better than what I was trying to write (Spez is a fucking bitch)💀)

my friend, texting me: DUDE REPLY TO MY MSGS

Me:

Like- I was GONNA, but now that you say it... I think I'm gonna leave you on read.

I'm evil.

GOmens is so good bro. I just cannot suppress my happiness everytime I think about it.

If anyone didn't know me and saw me looking at something GOmens related on my phone, they would think I was in love.

Unfortunately, for now, the only thing giving me butterflies are compliments from strangers and shows/things I am very obsessed with. Like GOmens.

I mean idk what to tell you- IM JUST SO EXCITED FOR SEASON 2 I NEED IT LIKE RN BROOOO

I feel like I should get this out of the way now. I sincerely apologize for the person I will become when GOmens 2 finally comes out. I'm sorry, but I will be absolutely INSUFFERABLE as soon as it drops. I can't help it. Thank you for understanding.

imagine who has a mom who watches magic mike in front of you..

….

yeah

ITS SO FUNNYYYY

ITS

SCARY

IRS

EMBARRASSING 

AND ME AMY SISTER ARE JUST WALKING WITH OUR JAWS DROPPED

HELP MEEEE

SHA-NiCE 🗣🗣🗣

Ur mouth is ehh 😀🤔

Movin a LOT like a RAT 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

Yappa 🙄

YaPpa 😤

YAppA 🤨

YAPPA 😒

SHuT it PlEase 🤫🤐🤏

Thank you, Shanice 😁🥰

I'm dying ahahaha... 🥲 (I'm in an ungodly amount of physical pain rn)

Help, I suck with children and my cousin's 3(?) year old daughter is interacting with me 😭😭😭

WHAT DO I DO

Okay, I'm on vacay with the fam and

1. I feel so nauseous.

2.  YOURE TELLING ME A ROOM WITH FIVE GIRLS IN IT, ALL OF WHICH LIKE TO WEAR MAKEUP, AND NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THEM BROUGHT CONCEALER!

I HAVE A HUGE ASS THING ON MY CHIN AND LIKE OKAY BEAUTY IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT MADE TO SHAME WOMEN WHO DONT MATCH SOCIETYS DUMB BEAUTY STANDARD FOR SIMPLY EXISTING BUT STILL I MEAN CMON NOT ONE OF THESE PEOPLE THOUGHT "hey, I should bring my concealer with me" LIKE WTF WHAT DO I DO NOW JUST GO OUT LOOKING LIKE A FUCKING SPIDER LAYED ITS FUCKING EGGS INTO MY FUCKING CHIN

JUST GO OUT LOOKING LIKE I HAVE SOME BLOOD SUCKING PARASITE JUST LIVING ON MY FACE AND I JUST FUCKING LET IT

THAT THING IS A DEMON FROM HELL AND IT NEEDS TO DISSAPPEAR AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

I AM NOT GOING TO GO OUT THERE AND JUST LIKE SIT AROUND WITH MY FAMILY AND SHIT AND JUST BE LIKE "haha yeah and this other time like-" AND SHIT LIKE I DONT HAVE A HELL SPAWN MAKING MAKING ITS ENTIRE ASS HOUSE ON MY FUCKING CHIN

BITCH HAS FURNITURE AND EVERYTHING

SHE MIGHT AS WELL INVITE HER FRIENDS OVER WHILE SHES AT IT

BITCH I ALREADY LOOK LIKE I PUT THE ENTIRE THING OF BLUSHER ONTO MY FACE CAUSE OF MY SUNBURN IM NOT TRYNA LOOK LIKE NO FUCKING CLOWN

IM NOT TRYNA BE RUDOLPH THE RED CHINNED REINDEER

LIKE WTF DO U WANT ME TO FUCKING DO 😭

3. I hate the dress I'm wearing but I'm too lazy to find an outfit so 🙂

I really think my creator page is truly a work of art.

I wore this fit that low-key looked a lot like something Monica from FRIENDS would wear.

Also.

There's 104 days of Summer Vacation

And school comes along just to end it

So the annual problem for our generation

Is finding a good way to spend it

Like maybe...

Procrastination

Or watching 10 movies

Then watching another 25-

That's really all I wanted to say, I remember a long time ago I decided to take show intros and then change the lyrics to suit my life and I did FRIENDS and also Phineas and Ferb, I could probably do better if I re-did it now but I'm too lazy.

I hurt my thumb. In the worst way possible.

 Under my nails, my skin that is connected to my nails was pulled so hard that a part of it ripped off and got separated from the nail. Yeah it hurts like hell and I hate it. Any injury under your nail is just the worst.

If you're wondering why I haven't posted in a while despite usually posting like 10 different things within the span of a minute.

it's because my life is currently ✨️uneventful✨️ and all the eventful stuff is ✨️private information✨️

Also I've been mostly busy with stuff and things.

Also, I've taken up a habit of taking unprompted pictures of my friends and family without then knowing I'm taking said unprompted picture.

I think the pictures turn out better that way, but that's just me.

dads 5th engagement 😝

this time it’s with a woman i’ve never met lmfao and she’s coming to live here

ok so i havw this online friend who lives in cali, santa clara to be specific, and we wanna meer one day (WE EILL LEVIT WE ARENT THHAAATTTT FAR AWAY), bur snyways hes in hawaii right now

bur

legit at first he was like: “ion  like hawaii”

…GIRL..UR IN HAWAII..NO CALIFORNIAN BEACH…HAWAII…

BUT ANYWAYS, LIKE LUCKY MUCH?!?!? my dad was supposed to take me to hawaii this summer but he found a woman that he wants to marry now, ive never met her snd she’s coming over 😝

the rest is swiftie stuff 🤠