I feel like I shoukd tell you what British Gov exams are like in case u don't know.
You will not be in your own classroom, you will be moved somewhere else. All the posters on the walls will be removed during exam period so you don't cheat off them. All the exam areas are carpeted so if anything falls on the floor it doesn't make a distracting noise. If you drop your pen, consider it dead, you are not allowed to even look at it for the rest of the exam so make sure you bring a spare. If you bring a pencil case it has to be clear or else it will be confiscated until the end of exams. The only thing you can have on your table is your pen. Your table MUST be clean at all times to ensure no cheating is happening, so there are no drawings on it or anything. The supervisor on your exam cannot be a teacher at your school. No speaking ofc. If you have finished your exam early, put your pencil down and sit quietly facing forward until the exam time is over. DO NOT LOOK AT ANYONE. You can't even breathe near another person, if you do, it will be considered cheating. If you need an eraser or a sharpener or whatever else, you can ask a teacher, do not ask your peers or it will be considered cheating and your paper will be confiscated. Your pockets will be checked before exams to ensure there is nothing in them. You may NOT use a correcter, if you are found using one, it will be confiscated. No part of the exam sheet is allowed to exit the room with you. If you need the restroom, ask a teacher so they can promptly tell you that you can hold it the fuck in or just piss yourself cause no one's letting you out of this room until the exam is over.
They really just hold you hostage in a plain quiet room for like an hour or more depending on what exam you're taking. It's like... torture. You can't even blink or they'll call it cheating.
Idk about others, but this was pretty much the exams for me.
ANYWAY UH IT SOUNDS A LOT WORSE THAN IT IS CAUSE THE SUPERVISOR I WAS UNDER WAS A NIGHTMARE IMAGINE ALREADY STRICT RULES UNDER AN EVEN STRICTER TEACHER
Bruh lemme tell you, the people at the cinema were so freaking boring.
Especially at the specific showing we went to.
We went to the fancy rich people's showing with the cushioned chairs that you could recline and all that.
Everyone at the cinema literally just put on a pink shirt then called it a day, and at the showing we went to, only two people there wore a pink shirt and called it a day, everyone else didn't even wear pink.
I saw a few people who actually went all in with a full barbie-core outfit, but those people were few and far-between.
Meanwhile, me and my sisters pulling up to the place dressed in full pink with blonde wigs and everything. Unfortunately we didn't have blue contact lenses, but if we did we would've worn them. Literally, we walked in there like we owned the place in our fancy heels and pink eyeshadow like it was nobody's business.
Also the blonde wigs were the cheapest thing we could find and looked... so freaking bad, but we wore them with all the Barbie confidence in the world.
Also I'm pretty sure this little girl at the cinema was like eyeing me or smthng bcs I looked at her and I saw her just... staring at me? Out of admiration ofc. 💅
Every Time I hear Barnaby's voice my mind pictures a png sprite image of Sans the skeleton slowly spinning like he's leftovers being warmed up in a microwave
Barnaby sounds like a Sans fan dub and I'm living for it
My dumb little neurodivergent brain REFUSING to ruin the color order of the cones when I'm on cone collecting duty after PE.
Sorry, but if the cones aren't perfectly stacked and color coded, I simply won't be able to do anything until I fix it cause I'll just keep thinking abt it.
This is why I'm never put on cone collecting duty. Eventually the teachers get tired of me taking 10 years cause I keep walking to the other side of the court and back just to get the same colored cones, so they just put someone else instead.
But the teachers still LOVE me (no they do not, they're sick and tired of my "it has to be perfect" type shit and im not even good at PE)
Man, the worst part is I wrote something and called it trash and scrapped it, then I thought over it for a while and realized that if someone else wrote that same thing word for word, someone who isn't me, I'd probably call it a masterpiece so WHY THE F-
LIKE WHAT THE HECK BRAIN WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS WHERED THE MOTIVATION I HAD GO?
Glad I didn't get purple contacts. I lost one of my contacts down the sink today-
if they were purple I would've been absolutely WRECKED. Like I was sad, already, but if they were PURPLE... DEVASTATED, NEVER GONNA RECOVER, MY LIFE IS OVER, THATS IT, JUST END ME, IM READY
The fact that I can't have purple contacts because they cost literally more than my life is honestly a crime against humanity. LET ME HAVE MY PRETTY PURPLE EYES DAMMIT
It's honestly such a silly little movie. I had fun watching it... except for the boobies. No one needed to see that. And the horror of watching a zombie shark grow legs and start running around... did not need that image in my brain.
Otherwise, it's such a nice, silly little movie. 😋
While everyone else was playing cards and watching movies and having fun, I was over there in the corner, suffering through a stomachache that would make a grown man cry, and a headache that would make you think your brains just exploded. I was practically dying over there, and all the healthy people were playing games in front of me... taunting me.
YOU THINK ITS FUNNY HUH, YOU THINK ITS FUNNY CAUSE I CANT PLAY, ILL SHOW YOU FUNNY YOURE GONNA REGRET THIS... as soon as I'm not sick anymore...
Woke up to medicine and a cup of water next to me. Idk who gave it, but I would kiss them if I could. Thank you for helping end my suffering.
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woah that is a lot 2 read
I would use a normal emoji but this is funnier
I feel like I shoukd tell you what British Gov exams are like in case u don't know.
You will not be in your own classroom, you will be moved somewhere else. All the posters on the walls will be removed during exam period so you don't cheat off them. All the exam areas are carpeted so if anything falls on the floor it doesn't make a distracting noise. If you drop your pen, consider it dead, you are not allowed to even look at it for the rest of the exam so make sure you bring a spare. If you bring a pencil case it has to be clear or else it will be confiscated until the end of exams. The only thing you can have on your table is your pen. Your table MUST be clean at all times to ensure no cheating is happening, so there are no drawings on it or anything. The supervisor on your exam cannot be a teacher at your school. No speaking ofc. If you have finished your exam early, put your pencil down and sit quietly facing forward until the exam time is over. DO NOT LOOK AT ANYONE. You can't even breathe near another person, if you do, it will be considered cheating. If you need an eraser or a sharpener or whatever else, you can ask a teacher, do not ask your peers or it will be considered cheating and your paper will be confiscated. Your pockets will be checked before exams to ensure there is nothing in them. You may NOT use a correcter, if you are found using one, it will be confiscated. No part of the exam sheet is allowed to exit the room with you. If you need the restroom, ask a teacher so they can promptly tell you that you can hold it the fuck in or just piss yourself cause no one's letting you out of this room until the exam is over.
They really just hold you hostage in a plain quiet room for like an hour or more depending on what exam you're taking. It's like... torture. You can't even blink or they'll call it cheating.
Idk about others, but this was pretty much the exams for me.
AYTYY AMOR
FUE UNA TORTUTA
PERDERTE
YO SE QUE NO HA SIDO UN SANTO
PERO LO PUEDO ARREGLARRR AMOR
NO SOLO DE PAN VIVIE EL HOMBRE
Y NO DE EXCUSAS VIVO YO
what in the shi-
I translated it and it makes no sense
ANYWAY UH IT SOUNDS A LOT WORSE THAN IT IS CAUSE THE SUPERVISOR I WAS UNDER WAS A NIGHTMARE IMAGINE ALREADY STRICT RULES UNDER AN EVEN STRICTER TEACHER
it’s a song but ok…
WHAT
IM CONFUSED EHAT R U TALKING ABT
The British gov exams
LITERALLY HATE MY INTERNET FR
IT DIES EVRY FREAKING SECOND
real american patriot here!
ok no but all jokes aside taylor did NOT need to release this song to make me cry….even tho i’m friends with every single ex i have ☠️
ANYWAYS
I WISH I KEPT MY GREEN EYES FROM WHEN I WAS LITTLE 😕😕😕
I NEED ADVICE
NEW TMNT MOVIE
OR OPPENHIEMER
I HAVEN'T SEEN OPPENHEIMER BUT I'D GO WITH TMNT
IM STILL LOGGED IN
HIIII
You gotta love Neil Gaiman, gomens2 spoilers for the first one btw:
you can just TELL he's been waiting to use this one.
this is just absolutely hilarious.
You just gotta love Neil Gaiman.
when an ask came in about whether or not he supported LGBTQ+ (the answer is obviously yes in case you don't know) his reply was just "guess."
YOU GOTTA LOVE NEIL GAIMAN YOU JUST GOTTA
He reblogs GOMENS SHITPOSTS HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE THIS MAN
I just wanted to put this one here.
IM JUST KEN
WHERE I SEE LOVE SHE SEES A FRIEND
WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR HER TO SEE THE MAN BEHIND THE TAN
me when atwtmvftvtv starts playing in the car 🥰
I have a lot of thoughts after watching the Barbie movie but like...
Ken...
Take my heart, bro, just take it, I don't need it 😭
DOJO MOJO HOUSE CASA FOR LIFEEEEEE
DOJO MOJO CASA HOUSE
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🗣️🗣️🗣️
MOJO DOJO CASA HOUSEEEEEEE
MOJO DOJO CASA HOUSEEEE
BRO I HARASSED MY MOM WITH THAT FOR LIKE A WEEK
“mama, dojo, mojo, casa, house”
“ya callate”
“DOJO. MOJO. CASA. HOUSE.”
“NATALT. NO MAMES.”
“DOJO-”
“NATALIA!!! YA CALLATE 🤬 DEJAME EN PAS!!!”
LMAO
don’t worry, me and her are best friends 🥰
Gimmie a random emoji combination to make a character out of.
🌃🗽🏙️
as a celebration of 1989 (taylor’s version)
I'll try
YESSSSSSS
👁️💜🫧
Go wild
Bruh lemme tell you, the people at the cinema were so freaking boring.
Especially at the specific showing we went to.
We went to the fancy rich people's showing with the cushioned chairs that you could recline and all that.
Everyone at the cinema literally just put on a pink shirt then called it a day, and at the showing we went to, only two people there wore a pink shirt and called it a day, everyone else didn't even wear pink.
I saw a few people who actually went all in with a full barbie-core outfit, but those people were few and far-between.
Meanwhile, me and my sisters pulling up to the place dressed in full pink with blonde wigs and everything. Unfortunately we didn't have blue contact lenses, but if we did we would've worn them. Literally, we walked in there like we owned the place in our fancy heels and pink eyeshadow like it was nobody's business.
Also the blonde wigs were the cheapest thing we could find and looked... so freaking bad, but we wore them with all the Barbie confidence in the world.
Also I'm pretty sure this little girl at the cinema was like eyeing me or smthng bcs I looked at her and I saw her just... staring at me? Out of admiration ofc. 💅
that's funny.....shocker here but I still have not watched it, I so want 2, tho xwx
It's supposed to leave cinemas soon, are you gonna watch it online then?
"I'm a liberated man, I know crying isn't weak!"
The Barbie Movie... changed my freaking brain chemistry.
Also, I want a "I am Kenough" shirt, TOO!
P.S: nat, u were right, there are a lot of horses.
DID U CRY BRO
I DID WITH MY FRIEND, SMMMMMNN
NO BUT I ALMOST DID ESPECIALLY AT THE END
BRO I SOBBEDDDD
these artet my sister 7th grade peers yall..
Every Time I hear Barnaby's voice my mind pictures a png sprite image of Sans the skeleton slowly spinning like he's leftovers being warmed up in a microwave
Barnaby sounds like a Sans fan dub and I'm living for it
i’m so disappointed in myself rn
i got 2 in math (but it was almost a 3, my mom still prob won’t understand)
a 3 in ELA (almost a 4)
basically scores go from 1-4
so
really not happy 😭
The happiest day of my life won't be marriage ITLL BE FINALLY MOVING OUT OF HERE AND HAVING MY OWN PLACE
MY MOM KEEPS MOVING MY SHIT AROUND EVEN THOUGH I REPEATEDLY ASK HER NOT TO BECAUSE IT REALLY REALLY BOTHERS ME
SHE JUST KEEPS MOVING STUFF ANYWAY LIKE- BRUH WHAT
let’s just say i kinda made my mom immediately pre-order this disc with the poster on my way to school as i found out about thisss…
My dumb little neurodivergent brain REFUSING to ruin the color order of the cones when I'm on cone collecting duty after PE.
Sorry, but if the cones aren't perfectly stacked and color coded, I simply won't be able to do anything until I fix it cause I'll just keep thinking abt it.
This is why I'm never put on cone collecting duty. Eventually the teachers get tired of me taking 10 years cause I keep walking to the other side of the court and back just to get the same colored cones, so they just put someone else instead.
But the teachers still LOVE me (no they do not, they're sick and tired of my "it has to be perfect" type shit and im not even good at PE)
Man, if I wrote an enemies to lovers, I would be so great at it... I just need to think of... characters...
Yeah, I'm not writing anything.
ALR IVE DECIDED TO FORCE MYSELF TO DO IT INSTEAD OF BEING A COWARD
DARN MY UNABLE TO KEEP CHARACTER WRITING AND PERSONALITY CONSISTENT
IM TRYING MY BEST 😭
NO BC I BE SO MOTIVATED TO WRITE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I PAUSE AND HATE THE PLOT THEN GIVE UPPP
WRITING IS A PAINBN
FRRRRRRR
Man, the worst part is I wrote something and called it trash and scrapped it, then I thought over it for a while and realized that if someone else wrote that same thing word for word, someone who isn't me, I'd probably call it a masterpiece so WHY THE F-
LIKE WHAT THE HECK BRAIN WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS WHERED THE MOTIVATION I HAD GO?
NO BRO SO GTTTRJDJSHSH
GOR T
EAL
REAL
LMAOOOO
IM SAVING TAH5
Cowabummer
Just found out one of my close friends is low-key transphobic
Oh man... that sucks
Yep
Glad I didn't get purple contacts. I lost one of my contacts down the sink today-
if they were purple I would've been absolutely WRECKED. Like I was sad, already, but if they were PURPLE... DEVASTATED, NEVER GONNA RECOVER, MY LIFE IS OVER, THATS IT, JUST END ME, IM READY
I'm non binary, not because of the fact that I don't want to be a boy or a girl, it's because I identify as a vessel of chaos.
It is actually illegal for a child to have better art than me. STOP IT GET BACK DEMON 🤺 😭😭😭😭
this is a joke ofc- please don't take this seriously.
The fact that I can't have purple contacts because they cost literally more than my life is honestly a crime against humanity. LET ME HAVE MY PRETTY PURPLE EYES DAMMIT
I broke the ai by teaching it politics.
I literally broke it 😭
Nvm he's good.
Also, he was so arrogant and bigoted.
I successfully changed his mind:
W nighty
Dam, the ai I talked to has short term memory loss, I told you my name 5 seconds ago bestie how did you forgor?
Well, to be fair... I do that too 🤝
How does one paint silly guys and goofy goobers on a wall and call it a cemetery
By painting silly guys and goofy goobers on a wall and then burying people there.
yes but would that affect the sillyness of the guys and goobers?
I don't think so.
hopefully not
The find fault ai on c.ai is so nice!
tell me why I wrote a whole enemies to lovers with character ai by accident 😭
I'm in pain and I can't tell if I need sleep, coffee or food. It's one of the three... maybe. Idk.
This is why I'd be a horrible parent.
I just sat here as these children basically started a war because I was just too tired to deal with it.
NO FUCKING WONDER ANDREA SWIFT SAID NO TO THIS SONG TO PUT IT ON THE SPEAK NOW ALBUM WHEN SHE WAS FUCKING 19-20….
but thank god she put it on speak now (taylor’s version), from the vault 😍😘
BUT TAYLOR
EXPLAIN?
YOU WERE 19 WHEN YOU WROTE THESE LYRICS…?
What color should my prescription contact lenses be?
Hey, what if we, like...
Fought a zombie shark with human legs together 😳
👉👈
I just watched Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead
It's honestly such a silly little movie. I had fun watching it... except for the boobies. No one needed to see that. And the horror of watching a zombie shark grow legs and start running around... did not need that image in my brain.
Otherwise, it's such a nice, silly little movie. 😋
"If I can't live the way I want, I'm better off a zombie!"
Sunny and moonsy are home ^^
SUN MOON
I am very normal about them.
Rule-breaker, rule-breaker!
You are BANNED from the daycare! 😡
REAL
I AM SO SO VERY NORMAL ABOUT THEM
DUDE NOW I HAVE TO DRAW THEM
OH NO
THE OBSESSION
IT HAS RESURFACED
WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOOOONE
CACKLES
YESSSSS
YESSSSSSSSS
DRAW THEM!!
OBSESS WITH ME!!!
I fully blame you for this. 😞
My artstyle changed since then, tho. So I really gotta update the way I draw them 🌚🌝
Bought this knockoff shadow plushie at the mall and got a sonic exe plushie for my gf
ANYWAY
LOOK AT WHAY I GOT AT HOT TOPIC
I AM SO MENTALLY ILL ABOUT THESE FUCKERS
I <3 SUN AND MOON
OMG WHEN I FIND. MY SONIC PLUSHIE I HAD WHEN I WAS 2
I STG I WILL TAKE A PHOTO AND SWND IT TO U
ITS SOMEWHERE IN MY STORAGE BUT I STG I’LL SEND A PHOTO 😭
OMG
YES
SHOW MEEE
IF I FIND IT 😕😕
LOL
Curse me and my constant sickness.
Darn trashy immune system.
While everyone else was playing cards and watching movies and having fun, I was over there in the corner, suffering through a stomachache that would make a grown man cry, and a headache that would make you think your brains just exploded. I was practically dying over there, and all the healthy people were playing games in front of me... taunting me.
YOU THINK ITS FUNNY HUH, YOU THINK ITS FUNNY CAUSE I CANT PLAY, ILL SHOW YOU FUNNY YOURE GONNA REGRET THIS... as soon as I'm not sick anymore...
Woke up to medicine and a cup of water next to me. Idk who gave it, but I would kiss them if I could. Thank you for helping end my suffering.
Y'all what should my among us username be.
I currently have it as pepepopo but I wanna change it.
I don't even play among us that much anymore, only when I'm bored but that doesn't stop me from wanting a name 🫤
Named myself bigbrain.
“i was never good at telling jokes-”
lady if you’re saying you’re not good at telling jokes then i must be the most unfunny person in the world