I ALREADY SAW THIS POST BUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
hey, wanna hear about my Halloween costume that I've had prepared since the start of August? No? Well it's not a choice, I'm telling you anyway!
First, my previous costumes!
last year I was a clown. (last year? More like every day of my life 🤡🤡)
the year before, an evil spirit (scarred a lot of people with that one, they moved out of the way just so they wouldn't run into me while I walked around. I'm still proud of it.)
and before that, I don't remember. (Prolly cause all my other costumes were ass)
So this year. I've decided.... CORPSE BRIDE
I was recently a bridesmaid at my cousin's wedding, and she told us all to wear white dresses, because no sane person is gonna wear white to someone else's wedding, and she wanted us to stand out.
Obviously our dresses were simple and nowhere near as gorgeous as hers, but it could pass off as a bride's dress if you tried hard enough, so I've decided to put some fake blood on it (easy to wash out ofc) and call it a bullet wound because...
"the one I was to marry shot me in the heart the day of our wedding, leaving me broken hearted, both literally and figuratively, then hid my body and disappeared along with my belongings. I still roam the Earth in search of him, in search of my love who never loved me, who left me to rot where no one could find me, in search of my REVENGE"
I also already practiced the "sunken face look" makeup and the mascara streaming down my face and am a pro at it now. If I had the money, I would so buy some sfx makeup to add some rotting flesh for effect. Also I'm making a fake dead flower bouquet.
Also it's been so many years that my "fiance" is already dead and I'm never gonna find him meaning I'm doomed to roam the Earth forever and ever ❤
I saw a comment on a ship post, I don't really remember, but I saw it, and it was like
"That character is 15. You should stay away from ships involving children, that's weird and creepy" (the other character was literally 16 and was not mentioned in the comment)
And like... what?
What?
I'm... so done. I'm done. I'm out. What the frick frack diddly dack is this. What in the cinnamon toast crunch is this dude on about.
"Uhm actually 15 year olds can't like people now, and it's actually illegal to say they can. Yeah... 15 year olds with crushes or gfs/bfs are actually fake."
Like, that doesn't even make sense?????? I'm 15, and I have in fact had a proper crush on someone... does that mean... no... it cant be... noooooooooooo*disappears*
And if they thought it was something sexual, I jsut want to know from where? Becaus eit was literally an innocent post of the two characters doing what most couples do, that is HUG.
Like seriously... is... is hugging a sexual thing now, did I miss something??????
And also the other character is SIXTEEN so how are THEY not a problem????
it's so small, and it's not even 3d, where did all those bands go? Did you eat them? Are they in the backrooms? Do you need all those bands to feed the loom band beast so it doesn't kill you????
ok but like... the songs the oompa loompas sing about each child when they die fail are so catchy. Like sir/ma'am I know your child is dying but let me vibe first, and then we can try to save them.
Talking about the Tim Burton Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Hey I'm like...ass at describing characters so can someone describe them for me?;
the best description I've gotten was from an irl friend: "Creative, spunky, energetic, chaotic. I feel like this character is creative with a great sense of style but will also burn down your Minecraft house for fun"
pretty accurate
But I'm taking about how they look
Describe them to me as if describing to another person without a picture
Appearnce:white hair,partially dyed pink(they give me dyed hair vibes) kidcore/I'm also now suddenly sensing weirdcore vibes from that outfit for some reason,alot,ALOT of bandages on their legs(colourful) like,what happened bro-sadist.(the 'your tears' mug)
as people get to know me and I open up more, they start to realize that I am very much actually insane.
I will text you at 3 am to send you a video I saved where it's literally just low res corn spinning around for 5 hours.
I will text you in the middle of school to rant about why I love Good Omens or why that one scene in that one show I watched 10 years ago is so upsetting.
I will text you if you are right next to me to say something like "🪱"
I will randomly ask you the most weird and uncalled for questions for just no reason.
I will say the most unserious stuff and I will drop the most random facts on you at any time of day.
The feminine urge to abandon society and make friends with raccoons so I can become the raccoon queen and command my subjects to maul all the ones who ever crossed me.
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if i’m dead its because of my dad driving 93 mph on a 2 lane street 🥰
RIP Nat
Whatever year you were born - 2023
i survived
but
were abt to go on they highway
at
7:30am
so yk.
amen too me again
Oh man.
Should I keep your obituary on file then?/j (that's actually an Infinity Train reference and I'm sorry)
no but get me eras tour tickets 🤗, and scream the lyrics to marjorie for me 🥰 (i have no clue what that is but i’m gonna make a t.s reference 😜)
Unfortunately I'm broke and I don't know the lyrics 😀
So Infinity Train is this show about a train that kidnaps innocent people and forces them to deal with their problems.
Me: man, I'm so tired. I should go to sleep.
me after laying down on my bed to sleep:
Hooooly crap. I remember seeing You Guys on monster girl Maker when The Pandemic happened-- 😭
IM NOT DEAD YET WHATS GOOD
Sup
Hey nighty, my friend who rlly likes good omens sent this in our GC and I'd thought you like it
I ALREADY SAW THIS POST BUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE GOOD OMENS TEAM IS EVIL, EVIL I SAY
LMAO
EVIL EVIL EVIL
im working on a theory, a music theory on Alex g
His music, specifically the trick album has lore that I want to decode and understand
Hey a cool Halloween costume idea would be the "working" dead.
I'm a dad-joke person, let me live.
hey, wanna hear about my Halloween costume that I've had prepared since the start of August? No? Well it's not a choice, I'm telling you anyway!
First, my previous costumes!
last year I was a clown. (last year? More like every day of my life 🤡🤡)
the year before, an evil spirit (scarred a lot of people with that one, they moved out of the way just so they wouldn't run into me while I walked around. I'm still proud of it.)
and before that, I don't remember. (Prolly cause all my other costumes were ass)
So this year. I've decided.... CORPSE BRIDE
I was recently a bridesmaid at my cousin's wedding, and she told us all to wear white dresses, because no sane person is gonna wear white to someone else's wedding, and she wanted us to stand out.
Obviously our dresses were simple and nowhere near as gorgeous as hers, but it could pass off as a bride's dress if you tried hard enough, so I've decided to put some fake blood on it (easy to wash out ofc) and call it a bullet wound because...
"the one I was to marry shot me in the heart the day of our wedding, leaving me broken hearted, both literally and figuratively, then hid my body and disappeared along with my belongings. I still roam the Earth in search of him, in search of my love who never loved me, who left me to rot where no one could find me, in search of my REVENGE"
I also already practiced the "sunken face look" makeup and the mascara streaming down my face and am a pro at it now. If I had the money, I would so buy some sfx makeup to add some rotting flesh for effect. Also I'm making a fake dead flower bouquet.
Also it's been so many years that my "fiance" is already dead and I'm never gonna find him meaning I'm doomed to roam the Earth forever and ever ❤
can you tell I like Halloween?
i was a 6 ft giraffe (inflatable costume)
i think you just needed to hear that.
oh
im going to be kitty soft paws 🗿
🗿
so swaggy right?
indeed, very.
🐈
I hate my teachers. Why did she have to embarrass me like that. Kill me now.
I saw a comment on a ship post, I don't really remember, but I saw it, and it was like
"That character is 15. You should stay away from ships involving children, that's weird and creepy" (the other character was literally 16 and was not mentioned in the comment)
And like... what?
What?
I'm... so done. I'm done. I'm out. What the frick frack diddly dack is this. What in the cinnamon toast crunch is this dude on about.
"Uhm actually 15 year olds can't like people now, and it's actually illegal to say they can. Yeah... 15 year olds with crushes or gfs/bfs are actually fake."
Like, that doesn't even make sense?????? I'm 15, and I have in fact had a proper crush on someone... does that mean... no... it cant be... noooooooooooo*disappears*
And if they thought it was something sexual, I jsut want to know from where? Becaus eit was literally an innocent post of the two characters doing what most couples do, that is HUG.
Like seriously... is... is hugging a sexual thing now, did I miss something??????
And also the other character is SIXTEEN so how are THEY not a problem????
Neil Gaiman being funny part ??????
I don't understand why my sister has to be so critical of everything. ITS A GOOD MOVIE WHY DO YOU HATE JUST SAYING ITS A GOOD MOVIE
JUST BECAUSE YOURE UPSET YOU WONT GET THE NEXT MOVIE NOW DOESNT MEAN THE MOVIE SUCKED
I hate school
Im just gonna assume thats a misclick 💀
YES IT WAS OMG IM SO SORRY I CLICL THE 1+
lmao it's alright.
It happens.
I have no clue
I GOT A COUPLE THUMBNAIL IMAGES:
Oh no! I forgor to thank you! thank you!
Aaaa np!
CLOUDYYY
FIND ME A GOOD PICTURE FOR THE BACKGROUND
I GOT MY COMPUTER CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET
OKKK
y’all delusional thinking it’s October
All of yall
It's TECHNICALLY October
Get with the times, lawful /j /gen
I guess I’m one year older then
Happy spook-tastic birthday :3
thank you
your welcome!
Yes, we are, we live in delulu land, is that a problem?
yes/j
I'm about to expose myself and put myself under fire:
I've never played Club Penguin in my life.
same.
so I'm not the only one
it’s September god-
Yes, it is. Why?
it’s not spooky month
Uh, maybe for you it isn't.
It's. OCTOBER. /J
Hey, do you have discord?
nope
My parents won't let me get it because there's "to many pedophiles"
Oh, there are. Ig that makes sense.
Oh well, WANNA HEAR SPOILERS FOR STUFF CAUSE I RECENTLY WATCHED BLUE BEETLE AND I ALSO RLLY WANNA TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT INFINITY TRAIN
talk to me about infinity train
I want to see blue Beatle
SPOOKIFICATION!!
YAAAASSSSSS
>:DDDD
YOU SHOULD MAKE THE COMMUNITY HALLOWEEN THEMED
I CANT EDIT THE THEME CAUSE MY COMPUTER ISNT CONNECTED RO THE INTERNET
NOOO
:(((((
Time to get spooky!
REAL
I'M GONNA CHANGE MY PFP TO PUMPKIN PIE COOKIE BECAUSE SHE'S HALLOWEEN
YESSSS
SPOOKIFIED!!
DOING UT NOW
DONE
Me reading Pride & Prejudice (haven't seen the movie know nothing abt the story) and reading the first interaction between Elizabeth and Darcy:
GIGGLES
That poor tree though
OFMD SEASPN2. FODGDKDGKAVSOSH
IF I DONT HAVE IT WITHIN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES I WILL WATER MY FUCKING PLANTS
DOMT MAKE ME DO IT
IM GOING FERAL
OFMD SEASON 2 RELEASE DATE DDJDYDREQETSWYDDFGTERHAGJFKYKXFHFGMSYH
IM NOT NORMALLLLLLLLKKJHDEWADGFFGXFF
I CANT WITH MY MOM ANYMORE
SHES SCREAMING LUIS MIGUEL SONVS IN THE CAR SND SHES NOT PAUING ATTENTION HOW SHE DRIVES
LADY STILL HADMT FORGOT THE EXPERIMCE WHEN SHE WENT TO HIS CONCERT 😭😭
but luis miguel 🔛🔝
My last post on this got a (-1) and because I think that’s absolutely hilarious, I've decided to post on the same topic once more.
Child: *literally dying*
Oompa Loompas:
THAT WAS ME
I WAS WALKING
AND I MENT TO PRESS THE UPVOTE BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO RESPOND
AND I MUST'VE MISCLICKED IM SORRY 😭
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
It's aight, I thought it had to be a misclick cause who would fr get mad at a post like that???
Nah fr tho
If someone did get mad that's just... Funny
Sense of humor where?
It died LMAO
Just like those kids XD
Me: *opens a nice loom band tutorial for something cute and smaller than my hand*
the video: So you're gonna need 562 bands for the body 82 for the eyes and mouth and 6739 bands for everything else 😊
Like- EXCUSE YOU?
it's so small, and it's not even 3d, where did all those bands go? Did you eat them? Are they in the backrooms? Do you need all those bands to feed the loom band beast so it doesn't kill you????
ok but like... the songs the oompa loompas sing about each child when they
diefail are so catchy. Like sir/ma'am I know your child is dying but let me vibe first, and then we can try to save them.Talking about the Tim Burton Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Urgh... seriously????
By the time your an elderly person, your body is just begging to die
Why would you want to live longer on this god forsaken planet
Fr.
Sorry, but I'm not trying to live any longer. I'd rather just die when I'm supposed to, thanks.
That's so real of you nighty
But tbh same
Cannot wait for my forever sleep
CUZ I WANNA GO TO THE ERAS TOUR 😝
no
bro the leader of the neighborhood apparently groomed Billie elish
Is this why “cry baby” and “daddy issues” exist 💀
Bro like all the celebrities are having issues
What’s next mitski gets cancelled for being a zoophile bc of the song “I bet on losing dogs”
The only thing I’m. Losing is my shit. Like these people gotta touch grass
What? I'm sorry, but I'm slow. Explain???
People might cancel miski for her song I bet on losing dogs
Oh
it’s hard to explain
k gonna go sob now 😜
as miss americana and london boy were together 🥰:
wig taylor is all that
it’s giving dumbasses 🥰
the STARE.
THEY DIDNT NEEDA BREAK UP BROOO
😭😭
Hey I'm like...ass at describing characters so can someone describe them for me?;
the best description I've gotten was from an irl friend: "Creative, spunky, energetic, chaotic. I feel like this character is creative with a great sense of style but will also burn down your Minecraft house for fun"
pretty accurate
But I'm taking about how they look
Describe them to me as if describing to another person without a picture
Appearnce:white hair,partially dyed pink(they give me dyed hair vibes) kidcore/I'm also now suddenly sensing weirdcore vibes from that outfit for some reason,alot,ALOT of bandages on their legs(colourful) like,what happened bro-sadist.(the 'your tears' mug)
And..
space.
Lmao I completely forgot about this
Ty
man a teacher in my middle school got arrested for child touching
And we called him Hamilton
So I guess he was in the room where it happened
I STG ITS BEEN THE MIDDLE SCHOOL TEACHERS.
HAPPENED IN MY SISTERS SCHOOL, MY FRIENDS BROTHER SCHOOL, MY FRIEND ALL THE WAY IN SAN JOSE, CA…MFFFF
Except we called the one at my sisters school EDP 🥰
I didn’t know him well but like he lowkey gave me snacks from the teacher lounge
bitch if that didn’t give out hints….
💀🗿
HELP WHATS THE WORD FOR LIKE WHAT YOU GET INTO A CAT OR SOMETHING AND GO FROM ONE PLACE TO ANOTHER OR LIKE A BUS OR A TRAIN OR WHATEVER
WHAT IS THAT CALLED I CANT REMEMBER
Oh. Wait. Transportation/transit.
Thank gosh. I've been trying to remember that for what feels like forever.
as people get to know me and I open up more, they start to realize that I am very much actually insane.
I will text you at 3 am to send you a video I saved where it's literally just low res corn spinning around for 5 hours.
I will text you in the middle of school to rant about why I love Good Omens or why that one scene in that one show I watched 10 years ago is so upsetting.
I will text you if you are right next to me to say something like "🪱"
I will randomly ask you the most weird and uncalled for questions for just no reason.
I will say the most unserious stuff and I will drop the most random facts on you at any time of day.
i cracked my phone screen 😍😍😍😍
i think it broke just the screen protector
so
it’s ok
(ITS NOT MY FAD IS GONNA SCREAM AT ME)
The feminine urge to abandon society and make friends with raccoons so I can become the raccoon queen and command my subjects to maul all the ones who ever crossed me.