I'm starting a series. You're all gonna have to deal with this until I get bored of it.
If it looks like a duck
And quacks like a duck
It's gay! (Part 1):
Klance (Voltron: Legendary Defender)
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Ah, Voltron. The show that ruined lives, friendships, and cause a giant mob of people to start sending death threats to innocent people who worked on the show all because they didn't smash two characters faces together. What a time.
I'm lucky enough to have not been a part of that uhm... unfortunate situation. You see, I am one of the sane fans of Voltron and I also didn't even have any social media at the time so even if I was angry, it's not like I even knew how to send a death threat.
But what's all the fuss about? Why's everyone so pissed cause their favs didn't share a passionate kiss in the series finale? Surely, the anger over such a simple thing is completely unjustified, right?
Yes, actually, sending death threats to artists and animators who had LITERALLY NOTHING to do with how the show was written, no, scratch that, sending death threats to ANYONE AT ALL is completely unjustified.
But minus the death threats, was the fandom justified in being pissed off at the way the relationship was handled? In my professional opinion... yes.
Klance:
Let's talk about Klance. The slash (mlm) ship between Keith Kogane and Lance McClain.
I could spend this time exploring the history of the characters all the way back to the 1984 show, but I already made a super long intro so I think we should just get right into the meat of things.
Voltron Legendary Defender. The first season of the show was released on June 10th 2016 and immediately from the first episode Kieth and Lance have an established relationship.
A not-so-friendly rivalry of sorts originally one-sided as Keith didn't even know Lance existed, until the two met and Keith, being competitive and hot-headed, immediately started arguing back and forth with Lance, turning it into a mutual rivalry.
This rivalry is their main dynamic throughout most of the show. Lance annoys Keith, Keith and Lance argue.
Lance's dislike of Kieth is just very poorly concealed envy and insecurity, and Keith often tries to display himself as "above" the rivalry or Lance's childish behavior, but it's very clear that it only takes one annoying sentence from Lance for him to immediately stoop down to the same level.
Despite this however, Lance and Kieth are able to work together when it matters such as when it comes to forming Voltron and during some of the team building exercises in the second episode. Technically the fourth episode but the first three were three parts of the same episode.
Point is, gradually, the relationship between Keith and Lance became less of an angry tug-of-war and more of a kind of friendly but not really rivalry with them trying to one-up each other and exchanging banter a lot.
They are also often depicted together in the same shot, sitting next to each other, or even just standing near one another. They're portrayed as a sort of pair. Evident in their contrasting signature colors, blue and red, and their contrasting personalities, with Keith being more serious, hot-headed, and broody and Lance being more of a comedian, easy-going, flirtatious type.
A really big moment in their relationship happens early on in the show when the castle-ship is being attacked by Sendak, one of the antagonists. During the battle against Sendak, Lance is badly injured and is rendered incapacitated due to his injuries. But in a crucial moment, Lance wakes up and shoots Sendak's arm off, saving Kieth, and being an important factor in finally ending the battle. Kieth runs to Lance's side to check on him and Lance says "we did it... we are a good team..." giving a soft smile, which Keith returns.
In the next episode, we see Lance in a healing pod and Keith, in specific, being anxious for his recovery, more so than any of the other paladins, not even the ones who've been friends with Lance for way longer. Once Lance is out, though, he goes right back to bickering with Keith who says he thought they "had a bonding moment" and were past arguing, Lance denies knowing anything about any "bonding moment".
Later on in the episode, the Blue Lion is stolen by a female alien named Nyma who Lance was flirting with. She steals the Blue Lion by convincing Lance to give her a ride in it specifically by mentioning Keith, which makes Lance jealous so he immediately agrees which gets him chained to a tree. Keith gets it back, communicating to Lance that they got the Blue Lion. Lance then asks if Keith can come unchain him from the tree he's trapped on and Keith pretends that Lance is cutting out (there's more to this scene but that'll be covered in a different section of this essay) because of this Lance says "Oh, come on, I thought we bonded!" Showing he does very much remember the bonding moment and only pretended to not remember. (Because he didn't wanna think about it/deal with it at the time. He's literally me.)
Keith and Lance continue to be repeatedly shown as being the antithesis to each other. When they work together on a mission, Keith is shown to be talented but impulsive, making a plan that isn't really all that much of a plan and so Lance stops him and gives him a better plan, showing how Lance is less impulsive, and more strategic. Keith is also shown to always state his opinion bluntly, even if it's controversial and he never tries to really hide his thoughts or put up a front, unlike Lance who is almost always putting on some kind of performance in order to hide his true thoughts and emotions, to hide away his insecurities from people.
The next important moment happens in season two episode five. Keith and Lance are tired from a battle so they both just so happen to independently decide to head to the pool, and when they meet at the elevator going there, they're very displeased to see each other. Keith then says "Look. You stay on one side of the pool, and I'll stay on the other, and we'll be far far away from each other. Very. Far. Away." (Two bros chilling in a hot tub five feet apart cause they're not gay) unfortunately though, the elevator breaks down meaning Keith and Lance are forced to work together to get out. They climb up the elevator shaft... uh... wait idk how to explain this. They... they The Emperor's New Groove it, if you haven't watched that movie, then what are you even doing with your life. So they work together to get up until they realize that Altean pools are upside down anyway meaning they couldn't have swum in it if they wanted to.
In episode 6, Keith and Allura believe they're being tracked by Glara (the enemy) so they sneak out in an escape pod. When Lance hears about this he immediately assumes that Keith and Allura snuck out for other reasons. This makes him upset. When Keith and Allura return, Lance asks Keith if he's with Allura and Keith, naturally, says yes, to which Lance immediately says "like with her, with her or..?"
Lance is clearly jealous. Of Keith or of Allura? Good question. This is the same thing that happened in season one when the Blue Lion was stolen and the mere mention of Keith made Lance jealous. It's ambiguous who exactly he's jealous of. Now I know what you're saying "that's a bit of a stretch, isn't it?" And sure maybe it is, but it only gets worse.
Season 2 is more focused on Kieth finding out more about his past and coming to terms with it and it seems like Keith turning out to be half-galran doesn't really affect Keith and Lance's relationship as Lance doesn't treat him any differently after learning the news.
But in episode 10 when Lance is alone with a yupper he starts to describe his teammates. He seems excited when talking about each one, but when he gets to Keith he says "Keith is always doing things like flying into asteroid fields and black holes and cool junk like that" and in contrast to his excited manner of speaking about the rest of the paladins, when speaking about Keith he instead has a fond smile in his face. Hetero way to talk about your rival.
In the season 2 finale, Shiro, the team leader, goes missing. Keith is upset by this even blowing up at a team meeting over it. And this moment... when Keith is so visibly upset, the entire rest of the team all look to Lance to comfort him, and Lance, without even looking at the rest of the team or even knowing they're looking at him immediately walks up to comfort Keith. Despite all their bickering and their supposed "rivalrly" Lance is still the closest one to Keith minus Shiro. Lance is still the one to comfort him here. Lance still cares deeply about Keith.
Season 3, lovingly dubbed "the Klance season" by fans. With Shiro missing, the group was down one paladin, and their leader at that. So now the team have to decide on a new leader. Coran nominates Keith as the new leader and Lance immediately disagrees. Saying he wouldn't want Keith to lead him anywhere, Keith says he doesn't want that either, and that him being leader is just what Shiro wanted.
The Black Lion however picks Keith as it's new paladin. Meaning Keith would be leader. Keith however immediately rejects the idea, saying "I can't replace Shiro. You guys were right, I'm the loner, I'm not the leader Shiro thought I was." And once again Lance is the first one there to comfort him. He tells Keith that no one can replace Shiro, but the Black Lion chose Keith for a reason. It's because of this that Keith accepts his role as new team leader.
When Lance goes to try and pilot the Blue Lion, for some reason, it doesn't respond to him. Lance immediately takes this as meaning that he's not meant to be a paladin. He's upset but as soon as he voices this, the Red Lion roars. Lance becomes the new red paladin with Allura taking his place as blue paladin.
In episode 3, Keith impulsively leads the team into a dangerous situation not even stopping when the Blue Lion gets hit and Lance is the one who stops him, emphasizing that they're a team and have to stick together.
But, oopsie, the rest of team gets separated. Keith says it's his fault and he put them all in danger, ignoring them when they told him to stop, and Lance says "Yeah, you kinda did. But now we gotta fix it" he's not trying to convince Keith not to blame himself, because he is ultimately at fault, but he's stopping Keith from spiraling and basically saying "it's okay we can fix this" he's not saying YOU fix this. He's saying WE fix this. Him and Keith.
When Shiro gets back to the rest of the group, Lance goes to Keith's room to talk to him privately. Lance opens up to Keith saying that with Shiro back "that's one paladins too many" implying that he would be kicked off the team with Shiro piloting the Balck Lion, Keith piloting the Red Lion and Allura piloting the Blue Lion. This is the first time we ever see Lance being vulnerable with someone on screen. He's not putting on a performance or acting confident like he usually does. And this is all to Keith. Keith specifically. Keith catches on to what Lance is implying and tells him to "leave the math to Pidge" which seems to comfort Lance.
In season 4 Keith decides to leave Voltron in order to stay with the Blade of Marmora, a rebel group of Galran fighters against Zarkon, the same group his mother is part of. Lance in specific seems more shocked and hurt by this decision than anything else. The rest of the team is naturally upset but supportive, but none of them look hurt by the decision. Only Lance. Knowing Lance, this is most likely him blaming himself for Keith leaving. But naturally he just puts on a smile and even makes a joke asking who he's going to make fun of now that Keith is leaving.
Klance moments in the last few seasons are sparse but even then Lance and Keith are often portrayed as being closer to each other than anyone else with Lance opening up to Keith and Keith doing the same as they find mutual comfort in each other. Not even Allura, Lance's supposed love interest, gets the same level of vulnerability Lance has with Keith, and they each drive the other to be better, like a puzzle that just fits perfectly.
If not gay then why perfect antithesis to each other? If not gay then why only vulnerable with each other? If not gay then why always portrayed as a pair in basically every scene? I think you get it at this point. Keith and Lance are special to each other in a way no one else is. Still want more evidence? Okay.
Visuals:
Studio Mir is the animation studio that worked on Voltron, and just so happens to be the same studio that worked on Legend of Korra, a show with a canon wlw couple composed of two main characters. Studio Mir used certain visual cues to imply Korra's feelings for Asami before they were confirmed. Bisexual lighting in the background of scenes, facial expressions that were just a little too fond to be hetero. Naturally, Studio Mir applied the same principles in Voltron. All of this was run by the showrunners before getting approved btw. So, no, this isn't just Studio Mir doing whatever.
Anyway, expressions are THE most important thing in animation. The facial expression you give your character determines how they feel so naturally a lot of care and attention goes into perfecting that.
In the episode where the Blue Lion gets stolen by Nyma, Keith is shown to have been talking to Rolo, the guy who was accompanying Nyma. And according to his facial expression, a smirk on his face and his eyes following Rolo, it seemed like Keith was... what's that? Flirting with Rolo! Gasp! Could he be... g-g-g-g-gayyy!!!
There's more in this episode. In scenes with Lance, and specifically with Lance, the background uses the same bisexual lighting utilized in LoK to imply Korrasami. This was obviously intentional because we've seen Studio Mir use these techniques before. They meant to imply Lance is bi.
It doesn't end there. When animating facial expressions the one to express a deep sense of fondness or more specifically, love, the inner ends of the eyebrows are raised and there should be a soft or small smile.
Exhibit A:
Exhibit B:
Exhibit C:
And so... so much more. Actually a whole mountain more. Hetero way to look at your rival.
And if you're looking for ideas for totally hetero scenes you can have with your rival, you could totally have a heart-to-heart in the sunset, the kind of lighting usually thought of as romantic, while you look at each other with a deep and soft fondness in your eyes offering a kind of comfort you can only get from each other and no one else.
Incredibly hetero, no gay here.
If you still need MORE proof... you're an idiot.
Moving along, you're probably asking "well, all of this seems fine and well, but none of this makes being angry over it justified? So what exactly is the deal here?" Let me tell you, dear reader. The deal here... is queerbait.
Queerbait:
Queerbaiting is when the writers of a show deliberately write a character to be heavily implied to be gay or queer in some way, luring a queer audience in with the idea of a canon queer character or relationship, but with no real intention of actually going through with it.
Klance and all the chemistry between the two characters wasn't accidental, wasn't just a little unimportant thing, it was completely intentional. The animation that the showrunners approved was intentional. The writing of scenes between the two and the way their relationship is portrayed is intentional. The forced proximity in climbing up the elevator shaft in that one episode is intentional.
Don't believe me? Before season 7 was released there was a sort of promotional QnA panel at I think a convention thing for it. During this panel, it was confirmed that there would be a canon queer character in season 7. And not a new side character, an existing one. Of the main cast. Naturally the fandom went crazy, I mean, a canonical queer character! That's great news! So everyone started speculating on who and the main suspects were obviously Lance and Keith with all the evidence suggesting they're bi and gay, respectively. Or if they were really cool they could have Pidge/Katie be canonically trans. It definitely drummed up a lot of hype for season 7.
So on the day of the season's release everyone was really excited to find out who would be the canon gay character! And... they give us one hardly a second long scene with Shiro looking at a plaque with the name of his dead fiance on it. Shiro isn't even that upset he just looks... mildly sad. Then it's pretty much not really brought up again in any significant way.
Sure, Shiro is canonically gay and that's cool and all and I'm glad there's a canon gay character, but... I mean, come on, you can do better. There wasn't even any sort of evidence or anything that implied Shiro was at all gay until this very moment as opposed to other characters that had a lot of clues and evidence and buildup to imply that they are queer.
Especially with the way they talked about it on the panel, like it was something big, like it was going to be crazy and important. Like it would blow us away. Only for... this. It can't help but feel so... intentional.
They knew their audience, and they knew the audience was predominantly made up of queer people. They knew that saying a character would be confirmed gay would only make the views on season 7 skyrocket. They never actually cared about queer representation. Only about how much money they can make off us.
Klance shippers aren't "delusional" and they're not seeing things that aren't there. All of this just confirms it. This entire time, all these seasons of soft fond glances, of intentional dialogue and lighting. It was all just one big lie. Just bait on a hook made to catch money.
So yeah. I think the anger over it is pretty justified. The anger over being tricked again and again. I tell you, I'm fucking sick of getting into a new show or franchise and thinking "finally, finally some queer rep" thinking that maybe just maybe this time it'll be different, it won't be like the other times. And then... it's exactly the same. Over and over. I think it's justified that queer people are angry over being screwed over time and time again by greedy showrunners. Maybe not death threats, but we at least have the right to be angry.
Klance could have been such a great and well-written queer romance that could've made Voltron such a better show especially considering the shitshow season 8 was, but no. No the writers are fucking cowards. (and also incredibly incompetent when it comes to writing Lance's character specifically, butchering his entire character and personality in favor of the hetero romance he has with Allura which pisses me off so fucking bad)
Oh well. I guess it's just something else that could've been... TIME TO READ SOME "FIX-IT"S ON AO3!
thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed reading it, I struggled to write this honestly, it took me weeks cause I had to like check facts, rewrite bits that felt off, proofread, etc etc. It's so tiring 🥲 so it's good that you liked it
I wish I was a youtuber just so I could film myself playing The Evil Within 2 so everyone can witness the greatness.
So this man is actively trying to kill the character you play as and he also kidnapped your daughter and killed multiple people meaning you actively have reason to hate him and he is a terrible person but... hear me out-
Is he maybe a psychopath? Yeah probably. But like... he's just mansplain manipulate manwhore-ing his way through life and there's nothing wrong with that. He killed people? God forbid he has hobbies, jeez, guys, calm down.
Anyway I bring this up cause this guy is, I'm sorry to say, AN ARTIST, and he likes to do photography. Specifically of people dying, but photography nonetheless. So in this one interaction there's some writing that appears on the wall that he wrote and it says... "smile for me" and my immediate first reaction, instead of the normal, sane reaction of, I'd assume, "fuck off", was "omg are you flirting with me 😊"
I must reiterate that this man is ACTIVELY attempting to assassinate us. He wants us DEAD. Immediately after you see the writing on the wall he literally sends these monsters to KILL YOU.
Honestly "smile for me" is most definitely a threat because it implies he's taking a picture of you and, as I've said, he likes taking a picture of the moment of people's deaths, but it's okay, he was totally flirting.
This is not an "I can fix him" situation btw, I absolutely CANT fix him, but honestly if he wasn't a psychopathic murderer I don't think I would like him.
I don't want him fixed. I want him majorly fucked up and fucking crazy.
If nothing else, I want to make the most unsettling, crazy, questionable yet so so intriguing kids show ever. The kind that you watched on TV when you were younger and because of how just so weird it was it just... sticks with you.
A show like Courage the Cowardly Dog.
If I die before I achieve this dream, someone better bring me back to life. Learn necromancy, discover some way to reverse time, just whatever you do, do not let me die without making a freaky ass show.
Alright, I just need to lie down in bed and hallucinate for a couple of minutes or maybe hours depending on my aura and general vibe/overall current energy level and then I'll come back to you with a maybe could be fire idea for a show.
(damn that's a shame. Don't even know how you would've gotten it to me in the first place honestly, I don't live in America idk if that's clear or like what)
(Oh, I don't live in America either. Now the thing is, how would've done it is that I switched my server on Amazon/any other online shop and IF you felt nice enough to give me your address[not here, somewhere else], I could change the adress on the online shopping app to that address, and you won't have to pay for it when you get it unless I choose a cash on delivery option :D)
Man me and my sisters watched this "guess the cartoon by theme song" thing and the fucking wave of nostalgia...
Anyway, here are some of my favorite nostalgic shows:
Rugrats (my sisters hate this one, and I'll tell you... I don't blame them.)
Rocket Power
Shaun the Sheep (one of the best shows ever, no question)
Mr Bean (one of the best shows ever as well)
Teen Titans (NOT GO. My Superhero Movie goes hard though, but that is ALL that I will give that stupid show)
Chalk Zone
Dexter's Labratory
Totally Spies
Kim Possible
Courage the Cowardly Dog
W.I.T.C.H.
Winx Club (ik this and WITCH are like rivals basically, but I think it's stupid to argue cause fundamentally they are two different shows each with their own strong and weak points so it's pointless to compare them (I always liked WITCH more))
Kick Buttowski
Inspector Gadget
Lazy Town
Danny Phantom
The Penguins of Madagascar
TMNT (2003-2006)
Monster High
Ever After High
Regular Show
Phineas and Ferb
Adventure Time
The Amazing World of Gumball
Uncle Grandpa (I used to be OBSESSED with this show. I was ALWAYS watching it)
BRO Teen Titans is so good, I loved that shit bro.
I don't remember the ending all that well, but I very vividly remember that one scene where Robin SINGLEHANDEDLY just beat up all the other Teen Titans and absolutely kicked their asses. There is a reason he is the leader of the Teen Titans. Like damn bro...
Is it obvious I had a crush on him as a child... it's not obvious, right?
Anyway that and the opening. Such a great opening, absolute banger, major vibe.
Her name is Raven and she was a cute child like- bro, she was so itty bitty and just... 😭
This just reminds me of how I have vague memories of TMNT but I very very VERY vividly remember Michaelangelo in the opening in his skateboard because I ACTIVELY did not care except for when Mikey was on screen. I keep making jokes about it like "lmao imagine being in love with an anthropomorphic turtle, couldn't be me." As a child I was honestly obsessed with Mikey.
Smile is the single worst horror movie I have seen in my life and I am so so incredibly fucking disappointed. For multiple reasons. Tw: suicide mention
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1. It is just not scary.
For all the people who walked out of the theatre terrified and going and making tik tok videos abt how "omg Smile was so scary I'm never gonna recover" I was expecting to be shaking in my boots, I was expecting to piss my pants, I was expecting to not even be able to get through the movie. And yet, 90% of the time was spent with a completely blank face. The other 10% was spent rolling my fucking eyes. The only time I was even MILDLY scared was in that one scene in the car with her sister, and that was just a cheap jumpscare.
There's no atmosphere in the movie, I'm not on the edge of my seat, I'm not watching at every moment for fear of something scary popping up. No. I genuinely did not give two shits actually. I was just waiting for the movie to just end. You can not cut this tension with a knife because there was none. Tension? More like tension headache. Cause that's what this movie gave me.
2. The story is stupid
Smile follows this lady who gets infected by this... virus? Bacteria? Fungus? No, yeah, it's never actually explained what exactly the Smile monster is, it just... is. She gets infected by watching someone who has the virus thing die, therefore transferring it to her. This virus causes her to have weird creepy hallucinations typically with a recurring theme of people smiling eerily.
These hallucinations cannot actually harm her, but they sure can harm her FUCKING CAT. So yeah. For all the "scary" shit going on on screen, the MC is actually completely perfectly safe, just incredibly paranoid and with gaps in her memory. She's also a danger to those around her. The MC is, effectively, the villain against her own will. She's also going fucking crazy.
So she finds out that there is no way to kill this thing and the only way to transfer it from one person to another is if the person who has the disease thing commits suicide and someone watches them do it. The person who watched it happen is now the one who is affected. So she's got this genius idea of "what if I just live all alone out in the middle of nowhere and not talk to anyone ever and just never kms then I've trapped the virus and when I die of old age instead of suicide, this thing dies with me." Which would be pretty smart... IF SHE ACTUALLY STUCK TO THE PLAN.
No. The end of the movie is her killing herself in front of someone. Good fucking job. 10/10. You fucking failed you stupid ass baby loser.
The idea in and of itself is not exactly super duper shit. It's the way it's shown in the story. The way it plays out.
The MC is never in any actual danger throughout the film.
You never really care about any of the other characters except for vaguely.
Unnecessary cat death. (I'm very fucking pissed about it I will never not be pissed)
They come up with a good plan to kill the monster at the end, and it would have at least ended the movie nicely if they stuck with the plan, but it's just the fact that she, in her big smart brain decided "what if I just... didn't do that."
The entire movie is just "ooh she's seeing creepy shit" yeah okay I see creepy shit all the time, she's not special.
Psychosis can be terrifying to the people experiencing it. But on the outside looking in, the person just looks crazy. With a monster that is essentially just severe psychosis... 🤷♀️
It's just kinda shit and the ending is the absolute shittiest part of it and it will never not piss me off because WHY THE FUCK DID SHE DO THAT SHIT IS SHE STUPID DID SOMEONE DROP HER AS A CHILD DID SHE GET BONKED ON THE HEAD WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ACTUALLY
3. No one in the movie is even mildly interesting
Our characters include:
One of the worst MCs ever made
Basic suburban mom
Boyfriend
White guy
...
No yeah that's pretty much all of them, and none of them even have super prominent roles except for MC and maybe White Guy, but he shows up like halfway into the film so who really gives a shit.
This movie is actually so uninteresting I was this close 🤏 to falling asleep while watching it.
If I had to describe Smile in one word?
Boring.
Bland.
Uninteresting.
Plain.
Annoying.
Headache.
Over-hyped.
Overrated.
Stupid.
Need I go on? I think you get the point by now that, in my opinion, punching myself in the face would be better entertainment than watching this movie.
ikr like literally relax you can do whatever you want forever as long as no one is getting hurt
Honestly I think my friends would like me less if I wasn't one the verge of losing my sanity. Who else would ask "who fucked a fish?" Upon seeing the fishmen in One Piece if not me?
Without my twisted mind to remind them that the entire world and universe and everyone they know and the past however many years could all just be a really vivid dream and they'll wake up in like 2012 the next morning, how would they ever survive?
Real friends are the ones that stick with you despite all the crazy shit you say and do. You can be you, no one's gonna pull out a gun and shoot you if you step out of line for one second.
see like it was my bestfriends birthday party, and i’ve known her for TEN years. like we have been THAT locked in…and she invited these 2 other girls, one that claimed to be her “best best best bestttt friend”, (the friend to isa,) and another girl who had a lot of issues with, but was also her friend
tell me why i asked isa if we wanna play just dance and she says: “yea ofc!” and the two other girls say: “oh that’s embarrassing” … ITS JUST DANCE HOLY SHIT??? but the entire time at the party me and her were just laughing cuz like, we DONT think what others think of us
lemme remind these hoes that i’m the only friend that sleeps over at her house and that her parents ACTUALLY like…
but yeah, i hate friends who put you down for being YOU
What? It is literally Just Dance, grown adults play Just Dance. What's wrong with Just Dance?
Imagine being so pissed at seeing someone else basically just existing. Not even doing anything to you. Like get actual help and mind your own damn business.
And to your own friends too like... treating your own friends like that. You must be fun at parties. Like wtf bro. Get help actually.
exactly!!! a lot of them were jealous of me. and it’s not to help my ego, it’s the TRUTH. i had a LOT of friends sabotage me to prevent me getting what i want-one of my closest friends stopped talking to me because i quote on quote “stole presidency from her”…i felt so sorry for her 😭.
and thank you!! i am fun, like in general when you get to know me as a person, i can be VERY helpful and a VERY good friend. what’s sad to say is that i always involve myself with the bad people, i only have about 2 real irl friends lol 😭😭😭😭. and i have TONS of “friends”. i mean, i had a friend group of 30 PEOPLE. it was insane. like i hate if i sound as if im glazing myself but i was really popular at my old school…
this new school im actually really liking my friend group!!! i have 2, kinda small but i still talk to a LOT of people. everybody is so nice like i love my friends, super non-toxic
Me when im looking for more ideas on an oc pinterest board and pinterest reccomends images of men who look exactly like the oc with women like NOOOOO HES SUPPOSED TO BE GAY 😔😔😔😔
I love how people are talking about Dipper's threat to Bill like "omg that's so scary" meanwhile Mabel is threatening to take this interdemensional demon of great unknown power and EAT HIM LIKE A DAMN NACHO CHIP
Like Dipper's threat is scary don't get me wrong
But Mabel is actually planning on grabbing Bill by his pussy, dipping him in fucking GUACAMOLE and straight up BITING HIS ENTIRE HEAD OFF
Like Dipper's threat is at least a normal "I'm gonna kill you" threat, Mabel's threat is "I am going to eat you alive"
I WANT THE BOOK OF BILL I WILL ACTUALLY KILL TO GET IT
EVERYTHING EVERY SINGLE GRAVITY FALLS RELATED PIECE OF MEDIA WAS RELEASED BEFORE I WAS EVER A FAN OF THE SHOW, BEFORE I EVER EVEN WATCHED A SINGLE EPISODE
I NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO BE THERE AND TALK THEORIES AND LORE AND CHARACTERIZATION AND GEEK OUT OVER FINDING COOL STUFF IN THE BLACKLIGHT VERSION OF THE THIRD BOOK OR THE WACKY ADVENTURES COVERED IN THE COMICS
AND NOW IS MY ONLY CHANCE MY ONLY HOPE TO BE A FUCKING LOSER NERD THE WAY I WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO BE AND THE ONLY THING BETWEEN ME AND THAT REALITY IS A DAMN PAYWALL BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY THE BOOK ISNT FUCKING FREE AND I HAVE LITERALLY TWO DOLLARS
I COULD ASK FOR IT FOR MY BIRTHDAY BUT THATS TWO MONTHS AWAY TWO MONTHS THE CONVERSATION AROUND THE BOOK WONT BE THE SAME TWO MONTHS FROM NOW
I NEED THIS BOOK NOW I NEED IT BEFORE I ACTUALLY RIP MY OWN SKIN OFF MY BODY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEA-
Mhm but I'm going to have to ask permission from my parents but we'll see more chances that they don't agree so please don't get your hopes up! Last thing I want is you being dissappointed :)
Why r there wolves in my body wtf are they doing there how do they even fot inside what are they even getting for food??? Is this why I eat so much but I'm so skinny wtf???
Casper the friendly idiot (once by Ash "at least he said 'friendly' that time.")
Casper the rich fucker (once by Ash)
Casper the stupid ghost (once by Ash)
Casper the... I think you get it atp.
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Birthday: December 6th
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Gender: cis male
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Pronouns: he/him
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Sexuality: Straight (sure, whatever you say, big guy)
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Likes:
Money
New stuff
Money
Ash ("I DO NOT")
Attention
Money
Bad movies
Money
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Dislikes:
Ash
Misunderstandings ("JUST TALK" he should take his own advice)
People not accepting gifts
Ash
Ash
Ash
Messy places
Mint ("the taste is far too strong")
ASH
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Background:
Casper was born into a rich family, his dad was a CEO and his mom a well known fashion expert and personal stylist. You'd think it'd be a miracle his taste in fashion is so shit with a mother like that, but it's not like she spends enough time with him to give him any fashion advice. His dad hardly cared about him either, he sent him off to public school despite the fact that he could very easily afford a private school. He just gave Cas money instead of attention. Casper did end up finding a group of friends in school, despite being incredibly rude and extremely annoying. He's glad they don't hate his guts and took a chance on him. Though he'd probably die before he'd say that out loud. He's rich, he's not supposed to mingle with commoners.
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Ao3 tag: "repressed emotions in a trench coat"
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Song: Everybody Loves Me - OneRepublic
Name:
Ashton
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Nicknames:
Ash
Emo bitch (by Cas)
Tony Hawk
Skater boy
Motherfucker (by Cas)
Wannabe goth (by Cas)
Weirdo (by Cas)
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Birthday: September 18th
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Gender: cis male
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Pronouns: he/him
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Sexuality: very much gay
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Likes:
The color black (no, duh)
Skateboarding
Casper ("he's not gonna see this list, right?")
Cats
Bad movies
Rom-coms ("tell anyone and I will break your fingers")
Video games
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Dislikes:
Summer
People entering his room without permission
People who breathe or chew too loudly
People who... people.
Tea
Birds
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Background:
Son of an unhappily married couple. When he's not holed up in his room blasting music to drown out his fighting parents, he's at the skate park with his friends, trying to do a backside 360 ollie. He keeps falling, which Casper the fucking loser never fails to torment him about. They usually just sit and watch but sometimes he tries to teach them how to skate. Cas never joins though. Too pretty to ruin his nails or some shit. Still, if Ash had to pick between staying at home with his stupid parents who should just get a divorce already and sitting with his friends, who honestly feel more like family to him than his own family ever did. He'd rather be with his friends.
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Ao3 tag: "terrible awful flirting"
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Song: Somewhere Only We Know - Keane
Name:
Jamal
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Nicknames:
Jay
Pinkie (once by Cas)
Marie Curie ("I think she's just the only female scientist they know.")
Science nerd
Blue Jay (by Ash "my hair was blue when he started calling me that. It just stuck around.")
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Birthday: January 3rd
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Gender: transfem
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Pronouns: she/her
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Sexuality: bisexual
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Likes:
Wildlife biology
Music
Collecting little ceramic sculptures
Kids cartoons
Tumblr (she's the resident tumblrina)
Gardening
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Dislikes:
Loud noises
Losing things (even unimportant/small things)
Writing essays
Coffee ("don't know how anyone could like it")
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Background:
When you live with three younger siblings and two working parents, you end up having to become the parent to your siblings. But it's not so bad, at least she can trick them into doing stuff for her without her parents telling her off. Until they come back of course. Once they're back her siblings are no longer her problem so she usually sits in her room studying or watering her plants or listening to music or goes out to hang out with her friends. They're a group of idiots, but it's okay, she can always be the so-called "straight""man" of the group. They also have major problems, but don't worry! She's always there for them. She's the one people come to when they're not okay, and she's happy to be that person! If only she ever took the advice she gives others.
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Ao3 tag: "all knowing and supportive as hell"
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Song: Give a Little - LeGrand & CG5
Name:
Riley
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Nicknames:
Roy
Van Gogh
Picasso
Starving artist
Major Tom (a couple of times by Cas "only when I space out")
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Birthday: July 21st
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Gender: amab non-binary
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Pronouns: they/them
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Sexuality: aro/ace
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Likes:
Bugs
Art
Bracelets
Stickers
Books
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Dislikes:
Honey
Florescent lighting
Social interactions
Nail polish ("strong smell. Also it's just weird to have something on your nail. Maybe that's just me.")
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Background:
Born to a single, working mom. Riley had to take care of themselves a lot of the time. But it's okay, they know their mom is working hard for them. And Riley likes being alone anyway. It's highly preferable over being with others. Not that they don't enjoy their friends' company, they do, just sometimes being alone is nice and sometimes being with friends is nice. Especially since they've never treated Riley different. Unlike most people. But even then they still feel different. Maybe they're broken in some way. But... broken things can be fixed. So maybe Riley just needs to be fixed. Yeah.
Queer concepts and why they're seen as queer (I am bored):
Vampires: the very idea of being "strange" or "other" has been inherently connected with queerness since forever. Vampires are generally cast out from society and seen as vile beings by humans. Sound familiar? Especially the idea that vampires never chose to be vampires.
Pirates: pirates are generally people who have left regular society in order to be free. The idea that normality and being like other people is keeping you down just sounds like a queer experience. Freeing yourself from the shackles of normality in order to be different is a queer experience.
Cowboys (specifically Outlaws): again with being cast out from society and being seen as different or other. Also, men riding horses. What's stopping them from riding something el- okay I'll shut up. Anyway, criminals in general are seen as kind of queer (depending on the crime) since being gay used to be illegal.
These kinds of concepts lend themselves well to queer stories and are connected with all kinds of queer identities and even ND concepts. Something being seen as "forbidden" or something that's "not allowed" is generally connected with queerness. Forbidden love is a queer idea. None of this to say these concepts can never be hetero whatsoever, but they connect more with queer and ND audiences. The feeling of being separate from the rest of society and being seen as something negative when you're just trying to live your life.
Okay, well, you base your judgements of how feminine or masculine other people are off the traditional perception of masculinity or femininity, and those traditional values are misogynistic, transphobic, homophobic, and harmful to not just women but also men of all ages.
Most of the personality traits I agreed with were stuff like "independent" and "strong" traits traditionally seen as masculine, which is absolute bullshit. You've basically just said that women can't be independent or strong, a misogynistic statement that has angered women for centuries, and women who possess those traits were often called homophobic slurs, and that men HAVE to be independent and strong, a harmful stereotype that hurts the men who don't possess those traits by invalidating their identity as men, oftentimes men like that are called homophobic slurs as well.
Perhaps you should get some psychiatric help and realize that "feminine" and "masculine" are absolute bullshit, and people can be and do whatever the fuck they want.
Me when I realize that I'm actually alive and a real person and everything that's happening is happening in real life and isn't just some silly dream I'm having or a joke or a tv show.
Dude i am like OBSESSED with Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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book accurate Trillian >>>>>>
Who is this white bitch and why is she pretending to be the ethnic gypsy looking girl we all know and love.
Look how the massacred her
Look how whitewashed she is.
Book Trillian, you will always be special to me.
Especially the hijabi headcanon. Bro like imagine being that inclusive as a fandom. Like you will probably not find a lot of fanart for movie or show Trillian because a majority of the fandom just prefer book Trillian, AKA the non-whitewashed version. I love this fandom fr.
Any H2G2 fanartist that strictly draws book Trillian, I am kissing you on the lips, our wedding is already planned, you have no choice.
Also bro Ford could've saved any one of the millions of humans on Earth and he chose to save Arthur. 🤨🏳️🌈?
I know what you are, Ford.
No more "would you still love me if I was a worm?" Now it's "if the planet was about to be destroyed by nasty aliens and you were the only one on the Earth that knew, and you could only pick one person form the millions on Earth to save along with yourself... would you save me?"
No pressure btw, just that if you answer "no" I am breaking up with you. If you can't be like this completely fictional alien in this completely fictional universe, then do you even love me? 😢
I love how people are trying so hard to make "42" make sense. The author himself literally said it was just a number.
People are like "oh yeah no it actually means this and that" no it doesn't 😭
I got it guys. The meaning of 42. This is it the definitive meaning, no questions asked.
It's the number of times you have to fart in a row to gain divine enlightenment.
Like man the book is so incredibly unserious, do you really think that in the middle of all the crack the author was snorting he just suddenly went "oh, you know what this book is missing, a random weirdly wise and life changing thing"
The characters literally almost fucking die all because they couldn't drive the ship away from enemies because ALL of it's main computers were too preoccupied trying to make A CUP OF TEA.
In love with this book actually. I want to marry this book.
I know fandom is like a shit website but besides it there really is no other page to go to for hordes of fandom information easily accessible. Like not content, information.
What is this ship? Why is it popular? Give me the entire lore of the ship.
Can I learn more about this character from a fandom pov because Wikipedia is shit at searching up fandom stuff? Did the actor actually confirm this character as gay or are people just lying to my face?
Answering these questions is just a lot easier with fandom especially with smaller fandoms that don't have an official wiki. If you're in like the terraria fandom sure you have your own wiki you can ignore fandom as a website completely if you want, but what if you're in a fandom that has like 5 people in it. What then. You don't have a fucking official wiki, you can't code your own, where tf do you go? To fandom. Because anyone can make a wiki using fandom. I swear, I don't like this website any more than... anyone. But what am I supposed to do? Where do I go?
And this, my dear friends, is why I can't wait to move out.
My mom used my room like a damn storage room while I was gone and she messed up all my stuff. I told her before, I tell her over and over "don't touch my stuff I don't like it when you do that" and what does she do? Touches my stuff. Now I have to re-organize.
Frr though my mother randomly arranged my manga how she THINKS it will go when I perfectly arranged it already in order of volume and when I bought it so whenever I come back from school I have to re-organise... 💀
I'm like the biggest coward on the planet dude. I avoided posting on ao3 for YEARS. And I mean that literally. Actual years. And if there's one thing I've learned it's that there are millions of people on ao3 and someone is bound to like what you write no matter what. And even if they don't, whatever, fanfic is a self-indulgent concept, you should be writing for you anyway. Plus some people give great advice in the comments on ways to improve your writing. And even if you don't post on ao3 you can still write on like ms word or in your notes or something to yourself and just never post it. That's what I do mostly.
You guys won't fucking BELEIVE what just fucking happened.
I'm on vacation rn so I'm just at this resprt that me and my family go to EVERY YEAR. We never really had any problems, duh, if we did we wouldn't come here every year.
Anyway, point is, every day at sunset and sunrise they spray this little bug spray around the place. Yk, gotta keep the place insect free. They don't spray it inside rooms unless necessary so it's just outside. So today, after both my sisters went to sleep, I was the only one awake, and I heard, outside, the guy spraying the bug spray. Now he sprays a lot, and obviously you're not supposed to breathe it in so you have two options when he does this, go back inside your room, or hold your breath. I was already inside the room so I was like "alr whtv" then I start smelling the bug spray. Inside the room.
Now, logically, this shouldn’t be happening. The door is locked and so is the window. But like whatever, maybe we just accidentally left it open or something so I open the curtains to check and lo and behold, the door was completely locked and the windows were as well.
Now that is weird. Well, probably just my mind playing tricks on me. I turn around, and I notice that the entire room is filled with smoke. Wispy white smoke, like fog where you can only see it if you're far away. And whatever this fog was, the room was rapidly filling up with it. Oh fuck.
So I am now rapidly running around looking for the keys to the room so I can unlock the door because the window decided for some reason that it wanted to be fucking jammed, when I realize where the contaminated air is coming from. The air conditioning. I look up and there is white fog coming from the AC. I turn it off, find the key and open the door letting the room air out.
What the actual fuck. No seriously what. Our room was filling up with smoke and the smoke alarm didn't go off at all. What the fuck.
We've never run into a problem like this here before, literally NEVER.
So like I'm at my grandmother's house rn. Also I started cutting myself!! Yay depression!!! One of my bestest cousin friends which I rarely ever see is going to come too tomorrow so LETS GOOOOOOOO
dreaming you should honesty speak to somebody about this it isn’t good to self harm and it’s not an easy topic to talk about but the guilt years after of seeing scars is painful
please for your health go talk to somebody. i lost somebody very dear to me because they were too scared to reach out, and so many other people will feel shame and guilt for not asking if you’re okay
so please just talk to somebody about your emotions instead of self harming
appearance: 5’6-1/2, honey brown almond eyes, natural wavy/curly brown/blonde highlighted hair, greek…nose?…very like light skin, natural blush, bottom hourglass-(BUT I AM NOT FLAT WHEN IT COMES TO MY CHEST 😭), i like..regular..fashion!…idk like i don’t have a style brah. whatever cargo/tanktops are 😢. i like sundresses! i also like nikes! but not skirts
current obsessions: t-swizz, chappell roan, billie eilish………..psycho..logy?…IDK 😭. oh AND the eras tour..but i think that kinda works with tay!
character arc: i want my dad to be able to see reality and stop being mean and treat me like a DECENT human being. i also want to drop out of honors biology because it’s very hard. i also want to cry in the shower when i get home
By psychology do you mean psychiatry? Like the study of human emotions and behavior as related to mental disorders/illnesses? Or psychology as in psychology in general? The study of behavior in animals.
haha honestly the psychology we’re studying right now is super good
it’s like there’s 7 types of different psych? some psychologists will say it’s like a physical issue (genes) some behavior, some say it’s just your attitude, and some other things. like who u hang out with can affect u??
well I'm talking mostly abt things you're born with. Autism, adhd, yk things that affect your brain function that have no cure and cannot simply appear, you have to be born with it to have it.
Neurodivergence basically. Yk things that might have some hereditary influence but the exact cause is unknown and such.
Because my sister says I have low-empathy disorder (they don't use the words psychopath or sociopath anymore because it takes on a negative connotation) and maybe some sort of autism. My mom thinks I might have adhd and my other sister says I have ocd.
I know my other sister is wrong because I don't have the same obsessive thoughts related to OCD, but I wonder if my sister and my mom might have a point.
I kinda already know I'm neurodivergent I just don't know what exactly.
In my psych class I took a few different types of psychology. Mostly it was psychiatry, but we also studied animal behaviors every now and then and the different types of psychology.
We also studied the generational identity in which every generation believes themselves to be better than the next one because "that's how I was raised, and I turned out fine so that must be the correct way to be raised and these new ways of raising kids just ain't right." Then the next generation complains about the last generation treating them badly because of this only to do it again to the generation after them. For example, Gen Z complains that the past generations make fun of them and treat them badly, but they do the same thing to Gen Alpha. It's also, each generation thinks that they're going to be the change in the cycle, that they won't treat the next generation the same way they were treated, but they always always do. It's also, with the way the world is so rapidly changing nowadays, each generation can only relate to people in their own generation and find difficulty relating to other generations because ultimately they didn't grow up with the same struggles and the same lives. That's why there's such a big divide between each generation. Because we just can't relate to each other anymore. Not even because it's physically impossible to, but because of the generational identity that we built. It's a sort of "stay in your lane and we stay in ours" situation, like cliques. Generations don't mix because no one, no one changes the way they think. No one tries to understand. The cycle doesn't stop. Gen Alpha, they'll complain about Gen Z. They'll grow up and treat the next generation the same. It's always the same. I'm not being pessimistic, and I'm not being a "realist" I'm being genuinely serious. This is the way it is. And the chances of the cycle ever stopping, of a generation ever pausing and going "wait... what are we doing?" Are so low. It repeats and repeats and repeats. The cycle always repeats. But no one ever stops to recognize it.
We also took like the basics. Yk, classical conditioning, mental disorders, blah blah blah.
Name: oh boy. Queen, Queenie, Nightcrawler, Sprinkles, I'm known as Loki by some people, my irl name if you know it, uhhhh can't think of any else so I hope that's all of em.
Appearance: 5'7" round black glasses, brown hair, mullet, dark brown eyes, hooked nose ig(?), natural blush, pimple scars, rectangle body type I think, I don't necessarily have a set fashion style, but I guess I like to dress in ways that stand out. I'm fashionable. Mostly wide leg pants and platform shoes. Skirts/dresses possible but I don't wear them a whole lot.
Current obsession: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Percy Jackson, and the Hercule Poirot book series. (Yes, I am a NERD, bookworm, I'm studious. From my cerebral cortex to my gluteus.)
Current character arc: avoiding the fact that I have to go back to school soon and acting like it's totally okay and I'm not about to break down crying over it. Send help.
Help me and my freinds are making an anime and we decided to write introductions so now I'm gunna do it with my online persona(Y'all can try it too?)
Name:Dreaming
Appearence:idk bro, litterally anything you think. But just so you know, I'm a female and kinda tomboyish. Maybe emo? Nah I hardly wear black. But I have black straight hair which is super long. Bassically just Gin Akutagawa from BSD
Current obsession:Bungou Stray Dogs and Ice/Figure skaters..(😍)
Current character arc:depression. Maybe. But it is some mental disorder. I mean, I did start cutting myself. /Hj
Personality:INTJ...or was it ISFP?? I forgot. Mostly introverted(unless your name is[REDACTED] irl)
I mean, I do know I cut myself starting day before yesterday and now I have 6 cuts on my left wrist.. but like....why?... I don't even have it that bad- I mean- my life is mid as hell and it's boring, wtf happened....
I--...
Well...it's not like I DON'T want to cut myself, but...this is...new.
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I'm starting a series. You're all gonna have to deal with this until I get bored of it.
If it looks like a duck
And quacks like a duck
It's gay! (Part 1):
Klance (Voltron: Legendary Defender)
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Ah, Voltron. The show that ruined lives, friendships, and cause a giant mob of people to start sending death threats to innocent people who worked on the show all because they didn't smash two characters faces together. What a time.
I'm lucky enough to have not been a part of that uhm... unfortunate situation. You see, I am one of the sane fans of Voltron and I also didn't even have any social media at the time so even if I was angry, it's not like I even knew how to send a death threat.
But what's all the fuss about? Why's everyone so pissed cause their favs didn't share a passionate kiss in the series finale? Surely, the anger over such a simple thing is completely unjustified, right?
Yes, actually, sending death threats to artists and animators who had LITERALLY NOTHING to do with how the show was written, no, scratch that, sending death threats to ANYONE AT ALL is completely unjustified.
But minus the death threats, was the fandom justified in being pissed off at the way the relationship was handled? In my professional opinion... yes.
Klance:
Let's talk about Klance. The slash (mlm) ship between Keith Kogane and Lance McClain.
I could spend this time exploring the history of the characters all the way back to the 1984 show, but I already made a super long intro so I think we should just get right into the meat of things.
Voltron Legendary Defender. The first season of the show was released on June 10th 2016 and immediately from the first episode Kieth and Lance have an established relationship.
A not-so-friendly rivalry of sorts originally one-sided as Keith didn't even know Lance existed, until the two met and Keith, being competitive and hot-headed, immediately started arguing back and forth with Lance, turning it into a mutual rivalry.
This rivalry is their main dynamic throughout most of the show. Lance annoys Keith, Keith and Lance argue.
Lance's dislike of Kieth is just very poorly concealed envy and insecurity, and Keith often tries to display himself as "above" the rivalry or Lance's childish behavior, but it's very clear that it only takes one annoying sentence from Lance for him to immediately stoop down to the same level.
Despite this however, Lance and Kieth are able to work together when it matters such as when it comes to forming Voltron and during some of the team building exercises in the second episode. Technically the fourth episode but the first three were three parts of the same episode.
Point is, gradually, the relationship between Keith and Lance became less of an angry tug-of-war and more of a kind of friendly but not really rivalry with them trying to one-up each other and exchanging banter a lot.
They are also often depicted together in the same shot, sitting next to each other, or even just standing near one another. They're portrayed as a sort of pair. Evident in their contrasting signature colors, blue and red, and their contrasting personalities, with Keith being more serious, hot-headed, and broody and Lance being more of a comedian, easy-going, flirtatious type.
A really big moment in their relationship happens early on in the show when the castle-ship is being attacked by Sendak, one of the antagonists. During the battle against Sendak, Lance is badly injured and is rendered incapacitated due to his injuries. But in a crucial moment, Lance wakes up and shoots Sendak's arm off, saving Kieth, and being an important factor in finally ending the battle. Kieth runs to Lance's side to check on him and Lance says "we did it... we are a good team..." giving a soft smile, which Keith returns.
In the next episode, we see Lance in a healing pod and Keith, in specific, being anxious for his recovery, more so than any of the other paladins, not even the ones who've been friends with Lance for way longer. Once Lance is out, though, he goes right back to bickering with Keith who says he thought they "had a bonding moment" and were past arguing, Lance denies knowing anything about any "bonding moment".
Later on in the episode, the Blue Lion is stolen by a female alien named Nyma who Lance was flirting with. She steals the Blue Lion by convincing Lance to give her a ride in it specifically by mentioning Keith, which makes Lance jealous so he immediately agrees which gets him chained to a tree. Keith gets it back, communicating to Lance that they got the Blue Lion. Lance then asks if Keith can come unchain him from the tree he's trapped on and Keith pretends that Lance is cutting out (there's more to this scene but that'll be covered in a different section of this essay) because of this Lance says "Oh, come on, I thought we bonded!" Showing he does very much remember the bonding moment and only pretended to not remember. (Because he didn't wanna think about it/deal with it at the time. He's literally me.)
Keith and Lance continue to be repeatedly shown as being the antithesis to each other. When they work together on a mission, Keith is shown to be talented but impulsive, making a plan that isn't really all that much of a plan and so Lance stops him and gives him a better plan, showing how Lance is less impulsive, and more strategic. Keith is also shown to always state his opinion bluntly, even if it's controversial and he never tries to really hide his thoughts or put up a front, unlike Lance who is almost always putting on some kind of performance in order to hide his true thoughts and emotions, to hide away his insecurities from people.
The next important moment happens in season two episode five. Keith and Lance are tired from a battle so they both just so happen to independently decide to head to the pool, and when they meet at the elevator going there, they're very displeased to see each other. Keith then says "Look. You stay on one side of the pool, and I'll stay on the other, and we'll be far far away from each other. Very. Far. Away." (Two bros chilling in a hot tub five feet apart cause they're not gay) unfortunately though, the elevator breaks down meaning Keith and Lance are forced to work together to get out. They climb up the elevator shaft... uh... wait idk how to explain this. They... they The Emperor's New Groove it, if you haven't watched that movie, then what are you even doing with your life. So they work together to get up until they realize that Altean pools are upside down anyway meaning they couldn't have swum in it if they wanted to.
In episode 6, Keith and Allura believe they're being tracked by Glara (the enemy) so they sneak out in an escape pod. When Lance hears about this he immediately assumes that Keith and Allura snuck out for other reasons. This makes him upset. When Keith and Allura return, Lance asks Keith if he's with Allura and Keith, naturally, says yes, to which Lance immediately says "like with her, with her or..?"
Lance is clearly jealous. Of Keith or of Allura? Good question. This is the same thing that happened in season one when the Blue Lion was stolen and the mere mention of Keith made Lance jealous. It's ambiguous who exactly he's jealous of. Now I know what you're saying "that's a bit of a stretch, isn't it?" And sure maybe it is, but it only gets worse.
Season 2 is more focused on Kieth finding out more about his past and coming to terms with it and it seems like Keith turning out to be half-galran doesn't really affect Keith and Lance's relationship as Lance doesn't treat him any differently after learning the news.
But in episode 10 when Lance is alone with a yupper he starts to describe his teammates. He seems excited when talking about each one, but when he gets to Keith he says "Keith is always doing things like flying into asteroid fields and black holes and cool junk like that" and in contrast to his excited manner of speaking about the rest of the paladins, when speaking about Keith he instead has a fond smile in his face. Hetero way to talk about your rival.
In the season 2 finale, Shiro, the team leader, goes missing. Keith is upset by this even blowing up at a team meeting over it. And this moment... when Keith is so visibly upset, the entire rest of the team all look to Lance to comfort him, and Lance, without even looking at the rest of the team or even knowing they're looking at him immediately walks up to comfort Keith. Despite all their bickering and their supposed "rivalrly" Lance is still the closest one to Keith minus Shiro. Lance is still the one to comfort him here. Lance still cares deeply about Keith.
Season 3, lovingly dubbed "the Klance season" by fans. With Shiro missing, the group was down one paladin, and their leader at that. So now the team have to decide on a new leader. Coran nominates Keith as the new leader and Lance immediately disagrees. Saying he wouldn't want Keith to lead him anywhere, Keith says he doesn't want that either, and that him being leader is just what Shiro wanted.
The Black Lion however picks Keith as it's new paladin. Meaning Keith would be leader. Keith however immediately rejects the idea, saying "I can't replace Shiro. You guys were right, I'm the loner, I'm not the leader Shiro thought I was." And once again Lance is the first one there to comfort him. He tells Keith that no one can replace Shiro, but the Black Lion chose Keith for a reason. It's because of this that Keith accepts his role as new team leader.
When Lance goes to try and pilot the Blue Lion, for some reason, it doesn't respond to him. Lance immediately takes this as meaning that he's not meant to be a paladin. He's upset but as soon as he voices this, the Red Lion roars. Lance becomes the new red paladin with Allura taking his place as blue paladin.
In episode 3, Keith impulsively leads the team into a dangerous situation not even stopping when the Blue Lion gets hit and Lance is the one who stops him, emphasizing that they're a team and have to stick together.
But, oopsie, the rest of team gets separated. Keith says it's his fault and he put them all in danger, ignoring them when they told him to stop, and Lance says "Yeah, you kinda did. But now we gotta fix it" he's not trying to convince Keith not to blame himself, because he is ultimately at fault, but he's stopping Keith from spiraling and basically saying "it's okay we can fix this" he's not saying YOU fix this. He's saying WE fix this. Him and Keith.
When Shiro gets back to the rest of the group, Lance goes to Keith's room to talk to him privately. Lance opens up to Keith saying that with Shiro back "that's one paladins too many" implying that he would be kicked off the team with Shiro piloting the Balck Lion, Keith piloting the Red Lion and Allura piloting the Blue Lion. This is the first time we ever see Lance being vulnerable with someone on screen. He's not putting on a performance or acting confident like he usually does. And this is all to Keith. Keith specifically. Keith catches on to what Lance is implying and tells him to "leave the math to Pidge" which seems to comfort Lance.
In season 4 Keith decides to leave Voltron in order to stay with the Blade of Marmora, a rebel group of Galran fighters against Zarkon, the same group his mother is part of. Lance in specific seems more shocked and hurt by this decision than anything else. The rest of the team is naturally upset but supportive, but none of them look hurt by the decision. Only Lance. Knowing Lance, this is most likely him blaming himself for Keith leaving. But naturally he just puts on a smile and even makes a joke asking who he's going to make fun of now that Keith is leaving.
Klance moments in the last few seasons are sparse but even then Lance and Keith are often portrayed as being closer to each other than anyone else with Lance opening up to Keith and Keith doing the same as they find mutual comfort in each other. Not even Allura, Lance's supposed love interest, gets the same level of vulnerability Lance has with Keith, and they each drive the other to be better, like a puzzle that just fits perfectly.
If not gay then why perfect antithesis to each other? If not gay then why only vulnerable with each other? If not gay then why always portrayed as a pair in basically every scene? I think you get it at this point. Keith and Lance are special to each other in a way no one else is. Still want more evidence? Okay.
Visuals:
Studio Mir is the animation studio that worked on Voltron, and just so happens to be the same studio that worked on Legend of Korra, a show with a canon wlw couple composed of two main characters. Studio Mir used certain visual cues to imply Korra's feelings for Asami before they were confirmed. Bisexual lighting in the background of scenes, facial expressions that were just a little too fond to be hetero. Naturally, Studio Mir applied the same principles in Voltron. All of this was run by the showrunners before getting approved btw. So, no, this isn't just Studio Mir doing whatever.
Anyway, expressions are THE most important thing in animation. The facial expression you give your character determines how they feel so naturally a lot of care and attention goes into perfecting that.
In the episode where the Blue Lion gets stolen by Nyma, Keith is shown to have been talking to Rolo, the guy who was accompanying Nyma. And according to his facial expression, a smirk on his face and his eyes following Rolo, it seemed like Keith was... what's that? Flirting with Rolo! Gasp! Could he be... g-g-g-g-gayyy!!!
There's more in this episode. In scenes with Lance, and specifically with Lance, the background uses the same bisexual lighting utilized in LoK to imply Korrasami. This was obviously intentional because we've seen Studio Mir use these techniques before. They meant to imply Lance is bi.
It doesn't end there. When animating facial expressions the one to express a deep sense of fondness or more specifically, love, the inner ends of the eyebrows are raised and there should be a soft or small smile.
Exhibit A:
Exhibit B:
Exhibit C:
And so... so much more. Actually a whole mountain more. Hetero way to look at your rival.
And if you're looking for ideas for totally hetero scenes you can have with your rival, you could totally have a heart-to-heart in the sunset, the kind of lighting usually thought of as romantic, while you look at each other with a deep and soft fondness in your eyes offering a kind of comfort you can only get from each other and no one else.
Incredibly hetero, no gay here.
If you still need MORE proof... you're an idiot.
Moving along, you're probably asking "well, all of this seems fine and well, but none of this makes being angry over it justified? So what exactly is the deal here?" Let me tell you, dear reader. The deal here... is queerbait.
Queerbait:
Queerbaiting is when the writers of a show deliberately write a character to be heavily implied to be gay or queer in some way, luring a queer audience in with the idea of a canon queer character or relationship, but with no real intention of actually going through with it.
Klance and all the chemistry between the two characters wasn't accidental, wasn't just a little unimportant thing, it was completely intentional. The animation that the showrunners approved was intentional. The writing of scenes between the two and the way their relationship is portrayed is intentional. The forced proximity in climbing up the elevator shaft in that one episode is intentional.
Don't believe me? Before season 7 was released there was a sort of promotional QnA panel at I think a convention thing for it. During this panel, it was confirmed that there would be a canon queer character in season 7. And not a new side character, an existing one. Of the main cast. Naturally the fandom went crazy, I mean, a canonical queer character! That's great news! So everyone started speculating on who and the main suspects were obviously Lance and Keith with all the evidence suggesting they're bi and gay, respectively. Or if they were really cool they could have Pidge/Katie be canonically trans. It definitely drummed up a lot of hype for season 7.
So on the day of the season's release everyone was really excited to find out who would be the canon gay character! And... they give us one hardly a second long scene with Shiro looking at a plaque with the name of his dead fiance on it. Shiro isn't even that upset he just looks... mildly sad. Then it's pretty much not really brought up again in any significant way.
Sure, Shiro is canonically gay and that's cool and all and I'm glad there's a canon gay character, but... I mean, come on, you can do better. There wasn't even any sort of evidence or anything that implied Shiro was at all gay until this very moment as opposed to other characters that had a lot of clues and evidence and buildup to imply that they are queer.
Especially with the way they talked about it on the panel, like it was something big, like it was going to be crazy and important. Like it would blow us away. Only for... this. It can't help but feel so... intentional.
They knew their audience, and they knew the audience was predominantly made up of queer people. They knew that saying a character would be confirmed gay would only make the views on season 7 skyrocket. They never actually cared about queer representation. Only about how much money they can make off us.
Klance shippers aren't "delusional" and they're not seeing things that aren't there. All of this just confirms it. This entire time, all these seasons of soft fond glances, of intentional dialogue and lighting. It was all just one big lie. Just bait on a hook made to catch money.
So yeah. I think the anger over it is pretty justified. The anger over being tricked again and again. I tell you, I'm fucking sick of getting into a new show or franchise and thinking "finally, finally some queer rep" thinking that maybe just maybe this time it'll be different, it won't be like the other times. And then... it's exactly the same. Over and over. I think it's justified that queer people are angry over being screwed over time and time again by greedy showrunners. Maybe not death threats, but we at least have the right to be angry.
Klance could have been such a great and well-written queer romance that could've made Voltron such a better show especially considering the shitshow season 8 was, but no. No the writers are fucking cowards. (and also incredibly incompetent when it comes to writing Lance's character specifically, butchering his entire character and personality in favor of the hetero romance he has with Allura which pisses me off so fucking bad)
Oh well. I guess it's just something else that could've been... TIME TO READ SOME "FIX-IT"S ON AO3!
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SO GIVE ME ABOUT 2 HOURS…
yeah no dw uh if it's easier you can put it through text to speech though I feel like tts reads super slow idk if you can speed it up or smth
DID YOU DIE LMAOOOOOO
i did momentarily , but now i am BACK momentarily
i honestly really did like reading them. lemme tell u tho i knew NOTHING first reading
but i really do like how you state like your opinion? but it’s one that in assuming that most of the community would agree with
and ur points actually make sense and correlate with one another to make a point
you also hook the reader really well, which i appreciated since my attention span can be very short
so overall, really good!!! i think people in these fandoms would listen to you!!
thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed reading it, I struggled to write this honestly, it took me weeks cause I had to like check facts, rewrite bits that felt off, proofread, etc etc. It's so tiring 🥲 so it's good that you liked it
Triple baka is so silly.
Anyway, forget Lalalala or Okokokok, which triple baka person are you?
(Personally I think I'm either neru or teto lmao)
Dreaming where have you been
DREAMING WHY WONT YOU ANSWER ME 😭
You're the only other person who's on this webbed site as much as I am
Dreaming I'm act really worried abt you rn.
I have an idea for a show. Yk the one you said you wanted to make with me. I can tell you abt it but you'd need to be here for me to tell you abt it.
I wish I was a youtuber just so I could film myself playing The Evil Within 2 so everyone can witness the greatness.
So this man is actively trying to kill the character you play as and he also kidnapped your daughter and killed multiple people meaning you actively have reason to hate him and he is a terrible person but... hear me out-
Is he maybe a psychopath? Yeah probably. But like... he's just mansplain manipulate manwhore-ing his way through life and there's nothing wrong with that. He killed people? God forbid he has hobbies, jeez, guys, calm down.
Anyway I bring this up cause this guy is, I'm sorry to say, AN ARTIST, and he likes to do photography. Specifically of people dying, but photography nonetheless. So in this one interaction there's some writing that appears on the wall that he wrote and it says... "smile for me" and my immediate first reaction, instead of the normal, sane reaction of, I'd assume, "fuck off", was "omg are you flirting with me 😊"
I must reiterate that this man is ACTIVELY attempting to assassinate us. He wants us DEAD. Immediately after you see the writing on the wall he literally sends these monsters to KILL YOU.
Honestly "smile for me" is most definitely a threat because it implies he's taking a picture of you and, as I've said, he likes taking a picture of the moment of people's deaths, but it's okay, he was totally flirting.
I've just come to the terrible realization that I will inevitably have to kill him in order to finish the game 😔
This is not an "I can fix him" situation btw, I absolutely CANT fix him, but honestly if he wasn't a psychopathic murderer I don't think I would like him.
I don't want him fixed. I want him majorly fucked up and fucking crazy.
I wanna animate this single genshin official art so bad but I cant find a good software on my pc
(Edit: chat I just found out that there is a capcut for pc let's goo)
WHICH ONE WOAH
The scaramouche one
there's a lot sobs /nm /nbr
Alright bitches and bro's and non binary hoes
I have woken up yet again on the verge of a mental breakdown (but my parents give no shits about it so 🤷)
And I shall make it everyone's problem today.
good morning. I have not slept :3
If nothing else, I want to make the most unsettling, crazy, questionable yet so so intriguing kids show ever. The kind that you watched on TV when you were younger and because of how just so weird it was it just... sticks with you.
A show like Courage the Cowardly Dog.
If I die before I achieve this dream, someone better bring me back to life. Learn necromancy, discover some way to reverse time, just whatever you do, do not let me die without making a freaky ass show.
Damn okay so I can I make the show with you because I have zero motivation to do anything else
(And btw about your book, as expected my parents said no 😔)
Alright, I just need to lie down in bed and hallucinate for a couple of minutes or maybe hours depending on my aura and general vibe/overall current energy level and then I'll come back to you with a maybe could be fire idea for a show.
(damn that's a shame. Don't even know how you would've gotten it to me in the first place honestly, I don't live in America idk if that's clear or like what)
Damn okay schizophrenia time I see
(Oh, I don't live in America either. Now the thing is, how would've done it is that I switched my server on Amazon/any other online shop and IF you felt nice enough to give me your address[not here, somewhere else], I could change the adress on the online shopping app to that address, and you won't have to pay for it when you get it unless I choose a cash on delivery option :D)
it's the way I come up with all of my good ideas. (I never write or actually work on any of them, but, shhhh, we don't talk abt that part)
(I mean I kind of guessed that would be a way to do it. Well, thanks anyway! It's nice that you tried!)
Man me and my sisters watched this "guess the cartoon by theme song" thing and the fucking wave of nostalgia...
Anyway, here are some of my favorite nostalgic shows:
Rugrats (my sisters hate this one, and I'll tell you... I don't blame them.)
Rocket Power
Shaun the Sheep (one of the best shows ever, no question)
Mr Bean (one of the best shows ever as well)
Teen Titans (NOT GO. My Superhero Movie goes hard though, but that is ALL that I will give that stupid show)
Chalk Zone
Dexter's Labratory
Totally Spies
Kim Possible
Courage the Cowardly Dog
W.I.T.C.H.
Winx Club (ik this and WITCH are like rivals basically, but I think it's stupid to argue cause fundamentally they are two different shows each with their own strong and weak points so it's pointless to compare them (I always liked WITCH more))
Kick Buttowski
Inspector Gadget
Lazy Town
Danny Phantom
The Penguins of Madagascar
TMNT (2003-2006)
Monster High
Ever After High
Regular Show
Phineas and Ferb
Adventure Time
The Amazing World of Gumball
Uncle Grandpa (I used to be OBSESSED with this show. I was ALWAYS watching it)
The original teen titans is sooo good though
I only watched it when I went to hotels and stuff bc other than that I watched anime and shit on my tv
But I saw the "The End" episodes and omg?????
This shit crazzyy
BRO Teen Titans is so good, I loved that shit bro.
I don't remember the ending all that well, but I very vividly remember that one scene where Robin SINGLEHANDEDLY just beat up all the other Teen Titans and absolutely kicked their asses. There is a reason he is the leader of the Teen Titans. Like damn bro...
Is it obvious I had a crush on him as a child... it's not obvious, right?
Anyway that and the opening. Such a great opening, absolute banger, major vibe.
WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU KNOW WHO TO CALL 🗣🔥🔥🗣🔥
TEEN TITANS! 🔥🗣🗣🗣
Idk much ABT it but yeah it is kinda obvious lmaooo
T-E-E-N T-I-T-AN-S TEEN TITANS!! LETS GO! 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
Child raven or whatever the purple girl's name was looked cute ig
Her name is Raven and she was a cute child like- bro, she was so itty bitty and just... 😭
This just reminds me of how I have vague memories of TMNT but I very very VERY vividly remember Michaelangelo in the opening in his skateboard because I ACTIVELY did not care except for when Mikey was on screen. I keep making jokes about it like "lmao imagine being in love with an anthropomorphic turtle, couldn't be me." As a child I was honestly obsessed with Mikey.
Look at miku here.
I'm so obsessed with Gorillaz it's actually eating me alive
Oc I made originally in roblox but decided to make in picrew:
Name: Yuuto Kiseki.
Age: 16. (Cursed Era Arc version)
Birthdate: 4th of June, 2008.
Zodiac:Gemini.
Occupation:
mafia affiliationsnone.Social Status: General.
Favourite music artist: Lana Del Rey, Kikuo, MARETU, Pinocchio-P
Aesthetic:City Core(?)
Mental illnesses, if any: ADHD, minor PTSD.
Hobbies/Skills:Butterfly Knife tricks, drawing.
Family?: Her parents are very much alive, but her brother went missing ages ago. She ran away from home at 11.
Parental figure, if any: N/A.
Partner:(In crime)Eiko. (In love)N/A.
Sexuality:Lesbian+Asexual.
Pronouns:She/Her.
Random fun fact about me ig:
I'm double jointed on all my fingers AND I've memorised the entire World's End Dancehall dance(Miku's version)
I love world's end dancehall
Fr though
Can you be the Luka to my miku? :3
Yes :3 (I can't dance but I'll try)
Luka is my fav vocaloid I love her
Luka's my second fav after rin
My second fav is miku :33
I actually plan on drawing her one day... I don't know when
Smile is the single worst horror movie I have seen in my life and I am so so incredibly fucking disappointed. For multiple reasons. Tw: suicide mention
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1. It is just not scary.
For all the people who walked out of the theatre terrified and going and making tik tok videos abt how "omg Smile was so scary I'm never gonna recover" I was expecting to be shaking in my boots, I was expecting to piss my pants, I was expecting to not even be able to get through the movie. And yet, 90% of the time was spent with a completely blank face. The other 10% was spent rolling my fucking eyes. The only time I was even MILDLY scared was in that one scene in the car with her sister, and that was just a cheap jumpscare.
There's no atmosphere in the movie, I'm not on the edge of my seat, I'm not watching at every moment for fear of something scary popping up. No. I genuinely did not give two shits actually. I was just waiting for the movie to just end. You can not cut this tension with a knife because there was none. Tension? More like tension headache. Cause that's what this movie gave me.
2. The story is stupid
Smile follows this lady who gets infected by this... virus? Bacteria? Fungus? No, yeah, it's never actually explained what exactly the Smile monster is, it just... is. She gets infected by watching someone who has the virus thing die, therefore transferring it to her. This virus causes her to have weird creepy hallucinations typically with a recurring theme of people smiling eerily.
These hallucinations cannot actually harm her, but they sure can harm her FUCKING CAT. So yeah. For all the "scary" shit going on on screen, the MC is actually completely perfectly safe, just incredibly paranoid and with gaps in her memory. She's also a danger to those around her. The MC is, effectively, the villain against her own will. She's also going fucking crazy.
So she finds out that there is no way to kill this thing and the only way to transfer it from one person to another is if the person who has the disease thing commits suicide and someone watches them do it. The person who watched it happen is now the one who is affected. So she's got this genius idea of "what if I just live all alone out in the middle of nowhere and not talk to anyone ever and just never kms then I've trapped the virus and when I die of old age instead of suicide, this thing dies with me." Which would be pretty smart... IF SHE ACTUALLY STUCK TO THE PLAN.
No. The end of the movie is her killing herself in front of someone. Good fucking job. 10/10. You fucking failed you stupid ass baby loser.
The idea in and of itself is not exactly super duper shit. It's the way it's shown in the story. The way it plays out.
The MC is never in any actual danger throughout the film.
You never really care about any of the other characters except for vaguely.
Unnecessary cat death. (I'm very fucking pissed about it I will never not be pissed)
They come up with a good plan to kill the monster at the end, and it would have at least ended the movie nicely if they stuck with the plan, but it's just the fact that she, in her big smart brain decided "what if I just... didn't do that."
The entire movie is just "ooh she's seeing creepy shit" yeah okay I see creepy shit all the time, she's not special.
Psychosis can be terrifying to the people experiencing it. But on the outside looking in, the person just looks crazy. With a monster that is essentially just severe psychosis... 🤷♀️
It's just kinda shit and the ending is the absolute shittiest part of it and it will never not piss me off because WHY THE FUCK DID SHE DO THAT SHIT IS SHE STUPID DID SOMEONE DROP HER AS A CHILD DID SHE GET BONKED ON THE HEAD WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ACTUALLY
3. No one in the movie is even mildly interesting
Our characters include:
One of the worst MCs ever made
Basic suburban mom
Boyfriend
White guy
...
No yeah that's pretty much all of them, and none of them even have super prominent roles except for MC and maybe White Guy, but he shows up like halfway into the film so who really gives a shit.
This movie is actually so uninteresting I was this close 🤏 to falling asleep while watching it.
If I had to describe Smile in one word?
Boring.
Bland.
Uninteresting.
Plain.
Annoying.
Headache.
Over-hyped.
Overrated.
Stupid.
Need I go on? I think you get the point by now that, in my opinion, punching myself in the face would be better entertainment than watching this movie.
Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk.
I'd rather die than be boring.
i don’t understand how people go about their day being so ordinary
like it’s as if they FEAR having fun or like
being unique
🤷♀️
idk, i had a LOT of those types of friends last year. they were extroverted but got embarrassed easily if they did something remotely out of line
ikr like literally relax you can do whatever you want forever as long as no one is getting hurt
Honestly I think my friends would like me less if I wasn't one the verge of losing my sanity. Who else would ask "who fucked a fish?" Upon seeing the fishmen in One Piece if not me?
Without my twisted mind to remind them that the entire world and universe and everyone they know and the past however many years could all just be a really vivid dream and they'll wake up in like 2012 the next morning, how would they ever survive?
Real friends are the ones that stick with you despite all the crazy shit you say and do. You can be you, no one's gonna pull out a gun and shoot you if you step out of line for one second.
see like it was my bestfriends birthday party, and i’ve known her for TEN years. like we have been THAT locked in…and she invited these 2 other girls, one that claimed to be her “best best best bestttt friend”, (the friend to isa,) and another girl who had a lot of issues with, but was also her friend
tell me why i asked isa if we wanna play just dance and she says: “yea ofc!” and the two other girls say: “oh that’s embarrassing” … ITS JUST DANCE HOLY SHIT??? but the entire time at the party me and her were just laughing cuz like, we DONT think what others think of us
lemme remind these hoes that i’m the only friend that sleeps over at her house and that her parents ACTUALLY like…
but yeah, i hate friends who put you down for being YOU
What? It is literally Just Dance, grown adults play Just Dance. What's wrong with Just Dance?
Imagine being so pissed at seeing someone else basically just existing. Not even doing anything to you. Like get actual help and mind your own damn business.
And to your own friends too like... treating your own friends like that. You must be fun at parties. Like wtf bro. Get help actually.
exactly!!! a lot of them were jealous of me. and it’s not to help my ego, it’s the TRUTH. i had a LOT of friends sabotage me to prevent me getting what i want-one of my closest friends stopped talking to me because i quote on quote “stole presidency from her”…i felt so sorry for her 😭.
and thank you!! i am fun, like in general when you get to know me as a person, i can be VERY helpful and a VERY good friend. what’s sad to say is that i always involve myself with the bad people, i only have about 2 real irl friends lol 😭😭😭😭. and i have TONS of “friends”. i mean, i had a friend group of 30 PEOPLE. it was insane. like i hate if i sound as if im glazing myself but i was really popular at my old school…
this new school im actually really liking my friend group!!! i have 2, kinda small but i still talk to a LOT of people. everybody is so nice like i love my friends, super non-toxic
Me when im looking for more ideas on an oc pinterest board and pinterest reccomends images of men who look exactly like the oc with women like NOOOOO HES SUPPOSED TO BE GAY 😔😔😔😔
My pinterest recurringly has been giving me random anime soukoku stuff on my outfits for my oc's board like...
Uh...
That's not what it's for..?
oh wow 😭
that's crazy, idk, pinterest just be making stuff up atp
Pinterest on drugs
I love how people are talking about Dipper's threat to Bill like "omg that's so scary" meanwhile Mabel is threatening to take this interdemensional demon of great unknown power and EAT HIM LIKE A DAMN NACHO CHIP
Like Dipper's threat is scary don't get me wrong
But Mabel is actually planning on grabbing Bill by his pussy, dipping him in fucking GUACAMOLE and straight up BITING HIS ENTIRE HEAD OFF
Like Dipper's threat is at least a normal "I'm gonna kill you" threat, Mabel's threat is "I am going to eat you alive"
I WANT THE BOOK OF BILL I WILL ACTUALLY KILL TO GET IT
EVERYTHING EVERY SINGLE GRAVITY FALLS RELATED PIECE OF MEDIA WAS RELEASED BEFORE I WAS EVER A FAN OF THE SHOW, BEFORE I EVER EVEN WATCHED A SINGLE EPISODE
I NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO BE THERE AND TALK THEORIES AND LORE AND CHARACTERIZATION AND GEEK OUT OVER FINDING COOL STUFF IN THE BLACKLIGHT VERSION OF THE THIRD BOOK OR THE WACKY ADVENTURES COVERED IN THE COMICS
AND NOW IS MY ONLY CHANCE MY ONLY HOPE TO BE A FUCKING LOSER NERD THE WAY I WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO BE AND THE ONLY THING BETWEEN ME AND THAT REALITY IS A DAMN PAYWALL BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY THE BOOK ISNT FUCKING FREE AND I HAVE LITERALLY TWO DOLLARS
I COULD ASK FOR IT FOR MY BIRTHDAY BUT THATS TWO MONTHS AWAY TWO MONTHS THE CONVERSATION AROUND THE BOOK WONT BE THE SAME TWO MONTHS FROM NOW
I NEED THIS BOOK NOW I NEED IT BEFORE I ACTUALLY RIP MY OWN SKIN OFF MY BODY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEA-
How much does it cost? I could buy it for you :P (/hj)
like 20 dollars
sigh 😔 if only someone could actually buy it for me
I could do it, but I might have to ask my parents, so uhh...
I'll update you in like a day if they agree
WHAT ACTUALLY ACTUALLY
LIKE FR FR
Mhm but I'm going to have to ask permission from my parents but we'll see more chances that they don't agree so please don't get your hopes up! Last thing I want is you being dissappointed :)
can we all agree that the marias need more recognition
and need to win a solo grammy for their song "no one noticed" even tho its already been tiktokfied
but
its SUCH a good song like
i personally think it should win
"Just open up your eyes! Why don't you grow up and see!?"
"But what the hell is growing up!? And tell me when will I be?!"
I'm not crying your crying I don't relate you relate (/srs)
Why r there wolves in my body wtf are they doing there how do they even fot inside what are they even getting for food??? Is this why I eat so much but I'm so skinny wtf???
Psych, there are no wolves! You've been tapewormed! 🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱
Revamping old ocs
Name:
Casper
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Nicknames:
Cas (I just got war flashbacks 😟)
Pretty boy (by Ash)
Richie Rich
Walking wallet
Dumbshit (by Ash)
Loser (by Ash)
Casper the friendly idiot (once by Ash "at least he said 'friendly' that time.")
Casper the rich fucker (once by Ash)
Casper the stupid ghost (once by Ash)
Casper the... I think you get it atp.
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Birthday: December 6th
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Gender: cis male
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Pronouns: he/him
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Sexuality: Straight (sure, whatever you say, big guy)
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Likes:
Money
New stuff
Money
Ash("I DO NOT")Attention
Money
Bad movies
Money
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Dislikes:
Ash
Misunderstandings ("JUST TALK" he should take his own advice)
People not accepting gifts
Ash
Ash
Ash
Messy places
Mint ("the taste is far too strong")
ASH
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Background:
Casper was born into a rich family, his dad was a CEO and his mom a well known fashion expert and personal stylist. You'd think it'd be a miracle his taste in fashion is so shit with a mother like that, but it's not like she spends enough time with him to give him any fashion advice. His dad hardly cared about him either, he sent him off to public school despite the fact that he could very easily afford a private school. He just gave Cas money instead of attention. Casper did end up finding a group of friends in school, despite being incredibly rude and extremely annoying. He's glad they don't hate his guts and took a chance on him. Though he'd probably die before he'd say that out loud. He's rich, he's not supposed to mingle with commoners.
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Ao3 tag: "repressed emotions in a trench coat"
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Song: Everybody Loves Me - OneRepublic
Name:
Ashton
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Nicknames:
Ash
Emo bitch (by Cas)
Tony Hawk
Skater boy
Motherfucker (by Cas)
Wannabe goth (by Cas)
Weirdo (by Cas)
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Birthday: September 18th
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Gender: cis male
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Pronouns: he/him
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Sexuality: very much gay
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Likes:
The color black (no, duh)
Skateboarding
Casper ("he's not gonna see this list, right?")
Cats
Bad movies
Rom-coms ("tell anyone and I will break your fingers")
Video games
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Dislikes:
Summer
People entering his room without permission
People who breathe or chew too loudly
People who... people.
Tea
Birds
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Background:
Son of an unhappily married couple. When he's not holed up in his room blasting music to drown out his fighting parents, he's at the skate park with his friends, trying to do a backside 360 ollie. He keeps falling, which Casper the fucking loser never fails to torment him about. They usually just sit and watch but sometimes he tries to teach them how to skate. Cas never joins though. Too pretty to ruin his nails or some shit. Still, if Ash had to pick between staying at home with his stupid parents who should just get a divorce already and sitting with his friends, who honestly feel more like family to him than his own family ever did. He'd rather be with his friends.
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Ao3 tag: "terrible awful flirting"
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Song: Somewhere Only We Know - Keane
Name:
Jamal
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Nicknames:
Jay
Pinkie (once by Cas)
Marie Curie ("I think she's just the only female scientist they know.")
Science nerd
Blue Jay (by Ash "my hair was blue when he started calling me that. It just stuck around.")
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Birthday: January 3rd
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Gender: transfem
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Pronouns: she/her
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Sexuality: bisexual
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Likes:
Wildlife biology
Music
Collecting little ceramic sculptures
Kids cartoons
Tumblr (she's the resident tumblrina)
Gardening
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Dislikes:
Loud noises
Losing things (even unimportant/small things)
Writing essays
Coffee ("don't know how anyone could like it")
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Background:
When you live with three younger siblings and two working parents, you end up having to become the parent to your siblings. But it's not so bad, at least she can trick them into doing stuff for her without her parents telling her off. Until they come back of course. Once they're back her siblings are no longer her problem so she usually sits in her room studying or watering her plants or listening to music or goes out to hang out with her friends. They're a group of idiots, but it's okay, she can always be the so-called "straight""man" of the group. They also have major problems, but don't worry! She's always there for them. She's the one people come to when they're not okay, and she's happy to be that person! If only she ever took the advice she gives others.
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Ao3 tag: "all knowing and supportive as hell"
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Song: Give a Little - LeGrand & CG5
Name:
Riley
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Nicknames:
Roy
Van Gogh
Picasso
Starving artist
Major Tom (a couple of times by Cas "only when I space out")
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Birthday: July 21st
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Gender: amab non-binary
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Pronouns: they/them
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Sexuality: aro/ace
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Likes:
Bugs
Art
Bracelets
Stickers
Books
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Dislikes:
Honey
Florescent lighting
Social interactions
Nail polish ("strong smell. Also it's just weird to have something on your nail. Maybe that's just me.")
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Background:
Born to a single, working mom. Riley had to take care of themselves a lot of the time. But it's okay, they know their mom is working hard for them. And Riley likes being alone anyway. It's highly preferable over being with others. Not that they don't enjoy their friends' company, they do, just sometimes being alone is nice and sometimes being with friends is nice. Especially since they've never treated Riley different. Unlike most people. But even then they still feel different. Maybe they're broken in some way. But... broken things can be fixed. So maybe Riley just needs to be fixed. Yeah.
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Ao3 tag: "excessive use of the word dude"
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Song: Cool Kids - Echosmith
WAIT I ACTUALLY LOVE THIS OML THANK YOU FOR MAKING A SIMPLE BUT DETAILED CHARACTER CHART 🙏
the ones i find be doing too much but i always be finishing them …
now i wanna do this!
np :)
You totally should 100%
Queer concepts and why they're seen as queer (I am bored):
Vampires: the very idea of being "strange" or "other" has been inherently connected with queerness since forever. Vampires are generally cast out from society and seen as vile beings by humans. Sound familiar? Especially the idea that vampires never chose to be vampires.
Pirates: pirates are generally people who have left regular society in order to be free. The idea that normality and being like other people is keeping you down just sounds like a queer experience. Freeing yourself from the shackles of normality in order to be different is a queer experience.
Cowboys (specifically Outlaws): again with being cast out from society and being seen as different or other. Also, men riding horses. What's stopping them from riding something el- okay I'll shut up. Anyway, criminals in general are seen as kind of queer (depending on the crime) since being gay used to be illegal.
These kinds of concepts lend themselves well to queer stories and are connected with all kinds of queer identities and even ND concepts. Something being seen as "forbidden" or something that's "not allowed" is generally connected with queerness. Forbidden love is a queer idea. None of this to say these concepts can never be hetero whatsoever, but they connect more with queer and ND audiences. The feeling of being separate from the rest of society and being seen as something negative when you're just trying to live your life.
Time for a new hyperfixation!!!,
Drawing these little star clusters on the edge of my pages
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh huh????
Okay, well, you base your judgements of how feminine or masculine other people are off the traditional perception of masculinity or femininity, and those traditional values are misogynistic, transphobic, homophobic, and harmful to not just women but also men of all ages.
Most of the personality traits I agreed with were stuff like "independent" and "strong" traits traditionally seen as masculine, which is absolute bullshit. You've basically just said that women can't be independent or strong, a misogynistic statement that has angered women for centuries, and women who possess those traits were often called homophobic slurs, and that men HAVE to be independent and strong, a harmful stereotype that hurts the men who don't possess those traits by invalidating their identity as men, oftentimes men like that are called homophobic slurs as well.
Perhaps you should get some psychiatric help and realize that "feminine" and "masculine" are absolute bullshit, and people can be and do whatever the fuck they want.
Me when I realize that I'm actually alive and a real person and everything that's happening is happening in real life and isn't just some silly dream I'm having or a joke or a tv show.
*Coughs coughs*
I think I'm turning into akutagawa Ryuunosuke(NOT the author)..
The anime character with asma
Astma?
Azma?
Breathn't.
Asthma.
Do you mean like you're just coughing a lot or you like actually have shortness of breath.
Kinda both
I mean I've been unable to take deep breaths and felt like it was enough since I was a child so 🤷
Also I realised he doesn't have asthma he has pneumonia. Welp..
Then you should probably get that checked out, asthma is not good especially if you get an illness that impairs breathing function like covid.
Dude i am like OBSESSED with Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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book accurate Trillian >>>>>>
Who is this white bitch and why is she pretending to be the ethnic gypsy looking girl we all know and love.
Look how the massacred her
Look how whitewashed she is.
Book Trillian, you will always be special to me.
Especially the hijabi headcanon. Bro like imagine being that inclusive as a fandom. Like you will probably not find a lot of fanart for movie or show Trillian because a majority of the fandom just prefer book Trillian, AKA the non-whitewashed version. I love this fandom fr.
Any H2G2 fanartist that strictly draws book Trillian, I am kissing you on the lips, our wedding is already planned, you have no choice.
Also bro Ford could've saved any one of the millions of humans on Earth and he chose to save Arthur. 🤨🏳️🌈?
I know what you are, Ford.
No more "would you still love me if I was a worm?" Now it's "if the planet was about to be destroyed by nasty aliens and you were the only one on the Earth that knew, and you could only pick one person form the millions on Earth to save along with yourself... would you save me?"
No pressure btw, just that if you answer "no" I am breaking up with you. If you can't be like this completely fictional alien in this completely fictional universe, then do you even love me? 😢
I love how people are trying so hard to make "42" make sense. The author himself literally said it was just a number.
People are like "oh yeah no it actually means this and that" no it doesn't 😭
I got it guys. The meaning of 42. This is it the definitive meaning, no questions asked.
It's the number of times you have to fart in a row to gain divine enlightenment.
Like man the book is so incredibly unserious, do you really think that in the middle of all the crack the author was snorting he just suddenly went "oh, you know what this book is missing, a random weirdly wise and life changing thing"
The characters literally almost fucking die all because they couldn't drive the ship away from enemies because ALL of it's main computers were too preoccupied trying to make A CUP OF TEA.
In love with this book actually. I want to marry this book.
Uhhh have a kinda bad poem by me:
There is a void where my heart should be
Nothingness in the place of things I love
Hollowness where others get butterflies
I look at the chasm of my life
And realize that I am empty
(Before anyone speaks, istg I am fine, I just like to write depressing poems)
This poem is so real onggg
(I swear I'm fine frfr)
I know fandom is like a shit website but besides it there really is no other page to go to for hordes of fandom information easily accessible. Like not content, information.
What is this ship? Why is it popular? Give me the entire lore of the ship.
Can I learn more about this character from a fandom pov because Wikipedia is shit at searching up fandom stuff? Did the actor actually confirm this character as gay or are people just lying to my face?
Answering these questions is just a lot easier with fandom especially with smaller fandoms that don't have an official wiki. If you're in like the terraria fandom sure you have your own wiki you can ignore fandom as a website completely if you want, but what if you're in a fandom that has like 5 people in it. What then. You don't have a fucking official wiki, you can't code your own, where tf do you go? To fandom. Because anyone can make a wiki using fandom. I swear, I don't like this website any more than... anyone. But what am I supposed to do? Where do I go?
And this, my dear friends, is why I can't wait to move out.
My mom used my room like a damn storage room while I was gone and she messed up all my stuff. I told her before, I tell her over and over "don't touch my stuff I don't like it when you do that" and what does she do? Touches my stuff. Now I have to re-organize.
Frr though my mother randomly arranged my manga how she THINKS it will go when I perfectly arranged it already in order of volume and when I bought it so whenever I come back from school I have to re-organise... 💀
FR LIKE I put it in a certain order why did you move ittttttt
Guys im dead.
Im dying.
I have a cold. And it's not even my fsukt, I got it from ym stupid sister.
My fault. Ugh. Worxs. Words.
End me.
Oh dear-
Are you okay? I mean- obviously you aren't, but do you feel any better by the time I'm replying- I hope you get better soon!!
I feel okay ig. Don't feel as nauseous as yesterday.
Thats great then!! I hope you get better soon <33
I didn't get better I got worse. My voice is gone. Literally gone. But it's fine it'll come back eventually
Oh no..
HELPP I think you gave some of your sickness to me because now i have a fever and my throat also hurts so I basically lost my voice 💀💀
Sick twinz
Me deleting c.ai so fast after knowing staff can read our chats.
uhmmmm, I prefer to embarrass myself in private, thanks.❤️
Like noooo now I can't be cringe in peace now I have to be cringe with an audience 😭 noooooooooo
what.
wdym..
what do you
what do you mean? 🥰
they
read our
chats?
🥰…
yeah, the person who made the bot and the staff can read your chats.
My wattpad ass chats are exposed to the world bro I'm gonna cry 😭
OH HELL NO THIS IS WHY I MAKE MY OWN BOTS WITH MY OWN OCS OH HELLLL NOOO 😭😭😭
Ive never actually made my own bot before
Oh dang I mean..
Idrc what I do with my bots since I do LITTERALLY anything I want bc I mostly just do soukoku bots and a couple others from genshin and stuff
I'll be like "oh? HaiKaveh angst idea. LETS DO DISSS"
Because I can't actually write on ao3 *dies*
Why cant you
Well-
...I don't know actually
I just CANT
I physically CANT
YES YOU CAN IF I DID IT SO CAN YOU
I'm like the biggest coward on the planet dude. I avoided posting on ao3 for YEARS. And I mean that literally. Actual years. And if there's one thing I've learned it's that there are millions of people on ao3 and someone is bound to like what you write no matter what. And even if they don't, whatever, fanfic is a self-indulgent concept, you should be writing for you anyway. Plus some people give great advice in the comments on ways to improve your writing. And even if you don't post on ao3 you can still write on like ms word or in your notes or something to yourself and just never post it. That's what I do mostly.
"Any day now, she'll set fire to her head. She smokes in bed." Why do I kinda relate I DONT EVEN SMOKE 💀💀
You guys won't fucking BELEIVE what just fucking happened.
I'm on vacation rn so I'm just at this resprt that me and my family go to EVERY YEAR. We never really had any problems, duh, if we did we wouldn't come here every year.
Anyway, point is, every day at sunset and sunrise they spray this little bug spray around the place. Yk, gotta keep the place insect free. They don't spray it inside rooms unless necessary so it's just outside. So today, after both my sisters went to sleep, I was the only one awake, and I heard, outside, the guy spraying the bug spray. Now he sprays a lot, and obviously you're not supposed to breathe it in so you have two options when he does this, go back inside your room, or hold your breath. I was already inside the room so I was like "alr whtv" then I start smelling the bug spray. Inside the room.
Now, logically, this shouldn’t be happening. The door is locked and so is the window. But like whatever, maybe we just accidentally left it open or something so I open the curtains to check and lo and behold, the door was completely locked and the windows were as well.
Now that is weird. Well, probably just my mind playing tricks on me. I turn around, and I notice that the entire room is filled with smoke. Wispy white smoke, like fog where you can only see it if you're far away. And whatever this fog was, the room was rapidly filling up with it. Oh fuck.
So I am now rapidly running around looking for the keys to the room so I can unlock the door because the window decided for some reason that it wanted to be fucking jammed, when I realize where the contaminated air is coming from. The air conditioning. I look up and there is white fog coming from the AC. I turn it off, find the key and open the door letting the room air out.
What the actual fuck. No seriously what. Our room was filling up with smoke and the smoke alarm didn't go off at all. What the fuck.
We've never run into a problem like this here before, literally NEVER.
do you guys ever miss like random years in the 2010s???
like
this entire summer i wanted to be back in summer of 2012-2018 like
that was the PRIME guys
2019, 2020, 2023-(EXCLUDING 2021-2022 FOR A REASON), 2024 cool and all but
2014-2017??? literally didn’t have a SINGLE worry in the world
and the music was so fun to listen to
sigh
to be back in those times 😞
I remember I first learnt about miku in 2017 😔😔
THAT WAS THE PRIMEEE
Life update yippeee
So like I'm at my grandmother's house rn. Also I started cutting myself!! Yay depression!!! One of my bestest cousin friends which I rarely ever see is going to come too tomorrow so LETS GOOOOOOOO
dreaming you should honesty speak to somebody about this it isn’t good to self harm and it’s not an easy topic to talk about but the guilt years after of seeing scars is painful
please for your health go talk to somebody. i lost somebody very dear to me because they were too scared to reach out, and so many other people will feel shame and guilt for not asking if you’re okay
so please just talk to somebody about your emotions instead of self harming
Dreaming you should really talk to somebody who can help you about this.
i took this from queen cuz i’m mad right now and i need something to get off my mind so
here it is!
name: nataly, natalia, nat, natty, chismosa, ratalia, natalia-ratalia (NOBODY CALLS ME TBIS ANYMORE 😢), taylorswiftlover69
appearance: 5’6-1/2, honey brown almond eyes, natural wavy/curly brown/blonde highlighted hair, greek…nose?…very like light skin, natural blush, bottom hourglass-(BUT I AM NOT FLAT WHEN IT COMES TO MY CHEST 😭), i like..regular..fashion!…idk like i don’t have a style brah. whatever cargo/tanktops are 😢. i like sundresses! i also like nikes! but not skirts
current obsessions: t-swizz, chappell roan, billie eilish………..psycho..logy?…IDK 😭. oh AND the eras tour..but i think that kinda works with tay!
character arc: i want my dad to be able to see reality and stop being mean and treat me like a DECENT human being. i also want to drop out of honors biology because it’s very hard. i also want to cry in the shower when i get home
personality type: esfp!
By psychology do you mean psychiatry? Like the study of human emotions and behavior as related to mental disorders/illnesses? Or psychology as in psychology in general? The study of behavior in animals.
….i mean idk cuz i’m in a psych class rn and i’m studying the human’s behavior so…psychiatric material…?..
oh cool maybe you can figure out wtf is wrong with me./j
haha honestly the psychology we’re studying right now is super good
it’s like there’s 7 types of different psych? some psychologists will say it’s like a physical issue (genes) some behavior, some say it’s just your attitude, and some other things. like who u hang out with can affect u??
well I'm talking mostly abt things you're born with. Autism, adhd, yk things that affect your brain function that have no cure and cannot simply appear, you have to be born with it to have it.
Neurodivergence basically. Yk things that might have some hereditary influence but the exact cause is unknown and such.
Because my sister says I have low-empathy disorder (they don't use the words psychopath or sociopath anymore because it takes on a negative connotation) and maybe some sort of autism. My mom thinks I might have adhd and my other sister says I have ocd.
I know my other sister is wrong because I don't have the same obsessive thoughts related to OCD, but I wonder if my sister and my mom might have a point.
I kinda already know I'm neurodivergent I just don't know what exactly.
In my psych class I took a few different types of psychology. Mostly it was psychiatry, but we also studied animal behaviors every now and then and the different types of psychology.
We also studied the generational identity in which every generation believes themselves to be better than the next one because "that's how I was raised, and I turned out fine so that must be the correct way to be raised and these new ways of raising kids just ain't right." Then the next generation complains about the last generation treating them badly because of this only to do it again to the generation after them. For example, Gen Z complains that the past generations make fun of them and treat them badly, but they do the same thing to Gen Alpha. It's also, each generation thinks that they're going to be the change in the cycle, that they won't treat the next generation the same way they were treated, but they always always do. It's also, with the way the world is so rapidly changing nowadays, each generation can only relate to people in their own generation and find difficulty relating to other generations because ultimately they didn't grow up with the same struggles and the same lives. That's why there's such a big divide between each generation. Because we just can't relate to each other anymore. Not even because it's physically impossible to, but because of the generational identity that we built. It's a sort of "stay in your lane and we stay in ours" situation, like cliques. Generations don't mix because no one, no one changes the way they think. No one tries to understand. The cycle doesn't stop. Gen Alpha, they'll complain about Gen Z. They'll grow up and treat the next generation the same. It's always the same. I'm not being pessimistic, and I'm not being a "realist" I'm being genuinely serious. This is the way it is. And the chances of the cycle ever stopping, of a generation ever pausing and going "wait... what are we doing?" Are so low. It repeats and repeats and repeats. The cycle always repeats. But no one ever stops to recognize it.
We also took like the basics. Yk, classical conditioning, mental disorders, blah blah blah.
Shout out to characters based off the fates. Gotta be one of my favorite genders fr.
Uhhh I'm bored
Name: oh boy. Queen, Queenie, Nightcrawler, Sprinkles, I'm known as Loki by some people, my irl name if you know it, uhhhh can't think of any else so I hope that's all of em.
Appearance: 5'7" round black glasses, brown hair, mullet, dark brown eyes, hooked nose ig(?), natural blush, pimple scars, rectangle body type I think, I don't necessarily have a set fashion style, but I guess I like to dress in ways that stand out. I'm fashionable. Mostly wide leg pants and platform shoes. Skirts/dresses possible but I don't wear them a whole lot.
Current obsession: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Percy Jackson, and the Hercule Poirot book series. (Yes, I am a NERD, bookworm, I'm studious. From my cerebral cortex to my gluteus.)
Current character arc: avoiding the fact that I have to go back to school soon and acting like it's totally okay and I'm not about to break down crying over it. Send help.
Personality type: INTP
hey i wanna do this!
Help me and my freinds are making an anime and we decided to write introductions so now I'm gunna do it with my online persona(Y'all can try it too?)
Name:Dreaming
Appearence:idk bro, litterally anything you think. But just so you know, I'm a female and kinda tomboyish. Maybe emo? Nah I hardly wear black. But I have black straight hair which is super long. Bassically just Gin Akutagawa from BSD
Current obsession:Bungou Stray Dogs and Ice/Figure skaters..(😍)
Current character arc:depression. Maybe. But it is some mental disorder. I mean, I did start cutting myself. /Hj
Personality:INTJ...or was it ISFP?? I forgot. Mostly introverted(unless your name is[REDACTED] irl)
Wait, hold on pause.
Did I start cutting myself?
...I don't even know now.
I mean, I do know I cut myself starting day before yesterday and now I have 6 cuts on my left wrist.. but like....why?... I don't even have it that bad- I mean- my life is mid as hell and it's boring, wtf happened....
I--...
Well...it's not like I DON'T want to cut myself, but...this is...new.