Super Cool Place 😎

I am so jealous of Jack Stauber's vocal chords, like, his singing ISN'T modified. He sings like that LIVE. 

Sir, WHAT SORCERY IS THIS, also, MY VOCAL CHORDS ARE SUFFERING FROM ATTEMPRING TO SING IN A SIMILAR WAY-

JACK STAUBER IS DARK MAGIC CONFIRMED GUYS, HE'S ACTUALLY POSESSED BY A DEMON/j

...my reaction time is so messed up-

Sometimes I react to things faster than I should, like if I'm about to get hurt I say "ow" before the impact of pain. Or it just takes me a while for certain things to compute, like a slow PC. And there is no in between.

Oh, and sometimes I react... for other people. Like if someone else gets hurt, I say "ow" as if I got hurt, or even if it's a literal object that cannot feel pain, I still say "ow" for it. It just does not make sense.

https://voca.ro/17d5GjqNjX3P 

I FOUND OUT HOW TO ADD MORE STUFF TO MY SONG

https://voca.ro/11BXQARjs6Ek 

And now we get a lil silly with the music

FUN FACT, I have NO patience for most things, especially long and draining things that feel like they go on forever.

So I've finished an entire playthrough of a game that is not summed up in just one short video uh... basically never. I didn't finish watching anyone play Raft, even multiplayer, I didn't finish watching anyone play Subnautica because it's just so repetitive and I don't care about gathering the whatever, I just want the story cause that's the interesting not repetitive part, and I sure as hell have never watched anyone finish BATIM. Sorry, I have a short attention span, that is just too much for me. The constant repetition of fetch quests and just running around the place over and over just to do this one mundane and dumb thing so you can finally make any sort of progression in the game just makes me feel like my brain is slowly rotting as I try my best to follow along. And since I claim to be a BATIM fan, I feel kinda like that's a lie seeing as I never actually played it or watched playthroughs, I just watched a summary and called it a day. Which is why, I shall now FORCE MYSELF to sit through the mind numbing, torturous, arduous task that is watching someone play through the entirety of BATIM, chapters 1 through 5, and then watching them play The Dark Revival. Hopefully I don't come out of this a skeleton cause the fricking game took too long to finish and I ended up becoming an old lady and dying.

today is short person appreciation day, and as an average height person, I would like to tell all short people: thank you for making me feel better about being completely average height. I really appreciate what you do for us average people.

THIS IS A JOKE PLEASE DON'T ATTACK ME

seriously though, sorry to every below average height person I ever made fun of. I am trying to stop because even if they're just jokes to me, I get they can actually hurt your feelings, it's not fun to be made fun of. I am sorry.

Well, that's all I have to say. Have a short day, and drink your milk.

Here have random responses to "I love you" that my brain came up with because it's dumb and always has to think up some random crap I never asked for:

"Why?"

"Get in line."

"That's just sad."

"Who asked?"

"And?"

"I'm sorry you feel that way."

*Walks away in silence*

me and my sister play call of duty black ops multiplayer just to shoot mannequins' heads off or try to find a way onto the rocket before it leaves or whatever else random crap. Actually playing the game? Who's she, never met her. It's rlly fun honestly, except for when she kills me cause she's a meanie- I mean sure it's the point of the multiplayer but like... why you gotta do that man, I trusted you, I thought we'd just shoot mannequins' heads off-

bingle bongle dingle dangle

yickitty do

yickitty da

ping pong

lippy tabby too tah

I can not do this.

I am so tired I feel like I'm gonna keel over and die rn. HOW IS THIS LESSON NOT OVER

Tried my hand at making music

Here's how it turned out:

https://voca.ro/1muEXwPjxhDS 

Opinions very much needed as it's my first time-

You know I once went to this school where the entrance exam was an IQ test, and they called practically begging me to go to their school while my sister ended up on the waiting list HAHA SUCK IT LOSER (I love my sister, I swear)

I SAID THE THING YOU GAVE ME TO AN AI AND THIS WAS THEIR REACTION:

For clarification, ladies, gents and attack helicopters, my profile picture says

"Why is it so hard being so insanely attractive and intelligent :("

I know that is such important and relevant information that everyone was just dying to know, you're welcome.

I think my brain might explode soon and I'm literally so tired and dead it's not funny-

I am in physical pain from studying

We had a sub in math

I didn't even work all I did was play horror games on Roblox 🤷

Hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3eeeeeeeeee

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

I was playing amoogsus and when the game ended someone was legit like "it was this dude who just killed someone in front of all pf us"

like GEE THANKS SHERLCOK HOLMES I HAD NO IDEA

I wanted to make a webtoon but I do NOT have the free time to draw all that-

I have so many different ideas and I can make NONE OF THEM

I don't even have a proper thing to draw with digitally, I literally just have the free IbisPaint on my itsy bitsy phone screen or my drawing tablet which I'm still not at all used to navigating since I can't see the drawing on the surface I am drawing on, I can only see it on my computer screen, and I'm still using Ibis Paint. I don't have money, I don't just not have money, I am in crippling debt.

You don't even know how many ideas I have that I so desperately want to make real but cannot. I'm broke and way too busy.

EAOOOOOOOOO