Help, my entire tumblr "for you" is just Neil Gaiman and idk how to stop it cause eveytime I scroll it's just more posts from Neil Gaiman and idk why tumblr suddenly decided I need a horde of posts from him but apparently it has for some reason, PLEASE TUMBLR WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS SOMEONE HELP HOW DO I STOP IT THERE ARE LITERALLY NO OTHER POSTS IN THIS IT IS JUST A SEA OF NEIL
WHAT IS HAPPENING, IS THIS SOME SORT OF SIGN, IS THE WORLD ENDING, PLEASE SEND HELP πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
Idk why I refer to you guys in singular like I'm talking to you specifically alone and this is totally not an online post talking to multiple people.
I think it's from learning persuasive writing a lot cause in persuasive writing it says to refer to the audience as "you" because people like to feel like you're talking to them, them specifically, it's more attractive and can help convince people especially when used in rhetorical questions like "have YOU ever had this problem?" It's attention grabbing and makes the writing immediately more engaging and interesting, it feels like a 1 on 1 which has a certain effect on the brain that makes you want to keep reading, it makes you interested.
And that's probably where I picked up the habit of referring to all of you reading this in singular like "dude" "bro" "you" and all that.
I occasionally do say "dudes" "guys" "people" and plural terms like that but it's only certain times which don't really have much of a pattern if I'm gonna be honest. I just switch between singular and plural for you guys it's weird, I shouldn't even be using singular, but I do.
Dude imagine watching shows that have literal years, and I'm not talking like 2 or 3 years, I mean like 5, 6, 10 years in between seasons release dates. Couldn't be me hahahaha... π₯²
Oh dude I have to tell you about how I got into art.
Basically my sketchbook fell out of my bag when I was in... I don't rememberth grade and this kid picked it up and made fun of the art in it, and out of embarrassment I didn't wanna take it, so I just stood there and waited for him to leave it so I could pick it up and run off. From then on, I decided I had to get better at art just to spite this random blonde child who said my art looked funny.
And that's how I got into art- literally, not even joking, that's what got me into art.
Also I had a back and forth with the same blonde child once, he said "I'm as hot as the sun" and I replied "well then the sun must be freezing" and he said "no it's like a something million degrees" "then you're NOT as hot as the sun" "No I am" "then the sun isn't hot" and it just went back and forth until he gave up.
Ah yes... I am way too competitive... my life goal was sparked from simply spiting someone... and I refused to give up on a back and forth that would never go anywhere just because I wanted to win... good times.
When I was a wee lass in like... 5th grade, in the middle of ICT this dude who was sat next to me, he sat next to me btw like on purpose, and he was saying something and I got upset and he said I was "cute when I'm angry"-
I JUST TODAY realized how blind and oblivious af I am.
Hope that dude found someone who hopefully isn't dumb like me.
I MEAN IT WAS SO OBVIOUS HE LITERALLY SAT NEXT TO ME EVERY TIME WE HAD ICT (otherwise we had a predetermined seating plan so) THE DUDE WAS TRYING HIS BEST AND I WAS JUST NOT GETTING IT AT ALL
I wish I knew the first thing about anatomy and how to draw people. I'm trying my best okay- I'm still learning, let me live!
*insert me crying cause I can't get this one pose right and there's no references*
WHY DOES IT ALWAYS LOOK SO DEFORMED AND MORE LIKE A WEIRD AWKWARD DISPROPORTIONATE BLOB THAN A HUMAN BODY, HOW, HOW, TEACH ME YOUR WAYS YOU SORCERER, DRAWER OF PEOPLE, UNDERSTANDER OF ANATOMY, WIZARD OF THE ARTS! TELL ME WHAT IT IS I KEEP DOING WRONG!
I hate being sick cause I can't rant anymore cause everytime I try to it's just exhausting and it ends up a mess of jumbled thoughts with no clear meaning or coherent narrative and I always read it back wondering what the fork I was even saying.
As soon as I'm not sick anymore, you guys are gonna have a hell of a lotta rants from me, so many, you could fill a book with them.
Holy crap I could totally just write a book on my random thoughts and rants. I mean no one would read it probably but like still
I need a superhero story except instead of following the heroes it follows the villains who are a chatoic team of crazy weirdos who have no real goal other than to have fun and screw over the government. They all share one collective braincell and absolutely no moral compass whatsoever. Even if the heroes tried to "redeem" them they probably wouldn't care about a word they're saying. If it doesn't sound fun and chaotic, they're not gonna do it.
"Oh no, is that a robbery happening? WE SHOULD JOIN IN!"
Okay so I know I'm not supposed to judge a kids show but I saw this thing on netflix and I just HAD to check it out and let me tell you this is the most awkward thing I've ever watched. It's so bad it's funny. Like the way yhings progress is just so weird I don't even know what to say rn- this might just be one of the worst things I've ever watched-
ATLA episode: ends with the most traumatic shit that could ever possibly happen leaving you shook and depressed in a way you will never recover from if you tried
You ever hear an audio and be like "that'd be perfect for this one ship" so you go to the audio to see if anyone has done it AND NO ONE HAS DONE IT DESPITE IT BEING LITERALLY SO PERFECT LIKE HOW HOW HOW IT FITS SO WELL AND NO ONE THOUGHT OF IT
oh well, if you want something done right, do it yourself.
if you know me, you know Descendants is far from my favorite movie- uh... movieS. But I absolutely LOVE just ONE THING from Descendants (1, 2 and 3)
Some of the songs. Four in specific are my favorites, anyone who can guess them, I officially crown you a stalker. LOL, actually though, I wanna know what you guys think they are.
Here's what I call each of the neighbors in Welcome Home, so if I ever start talking about my theories you know who's who.
Wally Darling: Just a lil' guy
Julie Joyful: Everyone's Dream Hairstylist
Frank Frankly: Mr. Grumpy Pants
Sally Starlet: Sundrop from FNaF
Eddie Dear: DAAAAAAAAAAYM
Barnaby B. Beagle: What the Dog Doin'
Poppy Partridge: Big Bird
Howdy Pillar: Spider-Man
I keep forgetting their actual names since I use the nicknames all the time so... if you ever talk to me abt it please use these names. Also ik the website got taken down for maintenance so I can't exactly try to investigate rn but I'm sure some people have screenshots I can use.
okay so people are like "air bending is rlly powerful cause you can bend anything" and I'm just like "no. That's not how it works."
Air bending is controlling the winds, you think the wind can bend metal and pull water from the plants and pull the ground up from under you? Last time I checked, it couldn't.
The real reason air bending is really powerful is cause you can't see it, dummy. You can't see the wind, only feel it's force and see it's effects on things around it, like a black hole.
Can you believe my sisters haven't watched ATLA yet, they haven't watched Gravity Falls either, they haven't watched TMNT
THEY HAVENT WATCHED ANYTHING LIKE EXCUSE ME WHAT- I KNOW THEY DON'T LIVE UNDER A ROCK, THEY JUST NEVER GET AROUND TO WATCHING ANYTHING CAUSE THEY'RE TOO BUSY SITTING ON THEIR ASSES AND KICKING CANS TO DO ANYTHING
Radio Detection And Ranging. Radar (don't know why 'and' is part of this one but whatever)
Thomas A.'s Swift Electric Rifle. Taser (I'm never getting over the fact taht that's its name)
Completely Automated Public Turing Test to Tell Computers and Humans Apart. Captcha (Well technically captttcha)
Graphics Interchange Format. Gif (and it's pronounced "giff" people, it isn't peanut butter, I will fight anyone on that, even the people who invented gifs)
Kataang is my biggest problem with Avatar TLA. I don't have lot's of problems with ATLA maybe 1 or 2 but Kataang is just... my absolute leat favorite part, down in the dumps, winning the "what's worse" competition by a landslide.
He's 12. He's 12 and she's 14. Zutara is just as bad since Zuko is 16 (and also they had, what, one heart to heart?) but Kataang is canon which automatically makes it worse.
Every single scene with them, I just can't help but think... "He's 12"
Or 112 (I'm sleep deprived and have a cold leave me be okay) if you count the years in the iceberg.
anyway, I feel sick and I think I'm gonna cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy cause I have a collllldddddd but I have to go to school cause my Science teacher has no respecttttttttttttttt
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Help, my entire tumblr "for you" is just Neil Gaiman and idk how to stop it cause eveytime I scroll it's just more posts from Neil Gaiman and idk why tumblr suddenly decided I need a horde of posts from him but apparently it has for some reason, PLEASE TUMBLR WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS SOMEONE HELP HOW DO I STOP IT THERE ARE LITERALLY NO OTHER POSTS IN THIS IT IS JUST A SEA OF NEIL
WHAT IS HAPPENING, IS THIS SOME SORT OF SIGN, IS THE WORLD ENDING, PLEASE SEND HELP πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
Idk why I refer to you guys in singular like I'm talking to you specifically alone and this is totally not an online post talking to multiple people.
I think it's from learning persuasive writing a lot cause in persuasive writing it says to refer to the audience as "you" because people like to feel like you're talking to them, them specifically, it's more attractive and can help convince people especially when used in rhetorical questions like "have YOU ever had this problem?" It's attention grabbing and makes the writing immediately more engaging and interesting, it feels like a 1 on 1 which has a certain effect on the brain that makes you want to keep reading, it makes you interested.
And that's probably where I picked up the habit of referring to all of you reading this in singular like "dude" "bro" "you" and all that.
I occasionally do say "dudes" "guys" "people" and plural terms like that but it's only certain times which don't really have much of a pattern if I'm gonna be honest. I just switch between singular and plural for you guys it's weird, I shouldn't even be using singular, but I do.
Also yes ik "you" can be plural and singular.
Dude imagine watching shows that have literal years, and I'm not talking like 2 or 3 years, I mean like 5, 6, 10 years in between seasons release dates. Couldn't be me hahahaha... π₯²
Oh dude I have to tell you about how I got into art.
Basically my sketchbook fell out of my bag when I was in... I don't rememberth grade and this kid picked it up and made fun of the art in it, and out of embarrassment I didn't wanna take it, so I just stood there and waited for him to leave it so I could pick it up and run off. From then on, I decided I had to get better at art just to spite this random blonde child who said my art looked funny.
And that's how I got into art- literally, not even joking, that's what got me into art.
Also I had a back and forth with the same blonde child once, he said "I'm as hot as the sun" and I replied "well then the sun must be freezing" and he said "no it's like a something million degrees" "then you're NOT as hot as the sun" "No I am" "then the sun isn't hot" and it just went back and forth until he gave up.
Ah yes... I am way too competitive... my life goal was sparked from simply spiting someone... and I refused to give up on a back and forth that would never go anywhere just because I wanted to win... good times.
Slaying
Spite is the reason why I do a lot of things really
yea, same.
Slayβ¨
lmao
You tell me I can do something? Now I'm motivated to do it and will do it just to be like "fuck you I did it"
HELP
dude i was dead asleep…
Oh... shit.
Uh... good luck?
he was just a little bit mad when he got home π₯°
Really? I can't tell if that's supposed to be sarcastic or not
no fr he was just a little bit mad ππ
oh dam- alr
Netflix, bestie... get help. For everyone's sake.
NO FR
When I was a wee lass in like... 5th grade, in the middle of ICT this dude who was sat next to me, he sat next to me btw like on purpose, and he was saying something and I got upset and he said I was "cute when I'm angry"-
I JUST TODAY realized how blind and oblivious af I am.
Hope that dude found someone who hopefully isn't dumb like me.
I MEAN IT WAS SO OBVIOUS HE LITERALLY SAT NEXT TO ME EVERY TIME WE HAD ICT (otherwise we had a predetermined seating plan so) THE DUDE WAS TRYING HIS BEST AND I WAS JUST NOT GETTING IT AT ALL
I wish I knew the first thing about anatomy and how to draw people. I'm trying my best okay- I'm still learning, let me live!
*insert me crying cause I can't get this one pose right and there's no references*
WHY DOES IT ALWAYS LOOK SO DEFORMED AND MORE LIKE A WEIRD AWKWARD DISPROPORTIONATE BLOB THAN A HUMAN BODY, HOW, HOW, TEACH ME YOUR WAYS YOU SORCERER, DRAWER OF PEOPLE, UNDERSTANDER OF ANATOMY, WIZARD OF THE ARTS! TELL ME WHAT IT IS I KEEP DOING WRONG!
my favorite and least favorite song from each taylor album except u donβt know which one is my fav or the one i hate
taylor swift: shouldβve said no/our song
fearless: ybwm/fifteen
speak now: the story of us/sparks fly
red (tv): atwtmvtv/ibytam
1989: style/wtny
reputation: getaway car/so it goes…
lover: aotgylb/the archer
folklore: cardigan/exile
evermore: willow/βitβs the damn season
midnights: yoyok/karma ft ice spice
(god forgive me π)
AAAAAAAAAAAA
I think I'm getting better guys yk, I don't feel so bad anymore!
*insert me having a coughing fit*
My rants be like:
I think being sick is making me seriously delirious cause I absolutely cannot think straight-
I hate being sick cause I can't rant anymore cause everytime I try to it's just exhausting and it ends up a mess of jumbled thoughts with no clear meaning or coherent narrative and I always read it back wondering what the fork I was even saying.
As soon as I'm not sick anymore, you guys are gonna have a hell of a lotta rants from me, so many, you could fill a book with them.
Holy crap I could totally just write a book on my random thoughts and rants. I mean no one would read it probably but like still
not gonna write a rant. Too sick and tired rn.
I'll just sum it up into one sentence basically.
Kataang feels forced and fake. No further explanation or in depth analysis cause I am currently in horrible health so whatever, screw u.
I'm exactly the kind of dork who finds this funny. Proof? I was laughing at it for a whole minute just now
BAHA
"How can you find someone hot if you've never seen them and only heard their voice"
Me: fair point but HOW CAN YOU NOT FIND THEM HOT IF THATS THEIR VOICE-
You know who I'm talking about. And if you don't then... oh well.
I need a superhero story except instead of following the heroes it follows the villains who are a chatoic team of crazy weirdos who have no real goal other than to have fun and screw over the government. They all share one collective braincell and absolutely no moral compass whatsoever. Even if the heroes tried to "redeem" them they probably wouldn't care about a word they're saying. If it doesn't sound fun and chaotic, they're not gonna do it.
"Oh no, is that a robbery happening? WE SHOULD JOIN IN!"
Okay so I know I'm not supposed to judge a kids show but I saw this thing on netflix and I just HAD to check it out and let me tell you this is the most awkward thing I've ever watched. It's so bad it's funny. Like the way yhings progress is just so weird I don't even know what to say rn- this might just be one of the worst things I've ever watched-
ATLA episode: ends with the most traumatic shit that could ever possibly happen leaving you shook and depressed in a way you will never recover from if you tried
The credits: πππ
IM SIIIIIIICKKKKKK
everyone, right now, appreciate the fact that you can currently breathe.
*me who's also sick*
mood bestie
bro theres 2 more days and torture is over.
im not patient.
You ever hear an audio and be like "that'd be perfect for this one ship" so you go to the audio to see if anyone has done it AND NO ONE HAS DONE IT DESPITE IT BEING LITERALLY SO PERFECT LIKE HOW HOW HOW IT FITS SO WELL AND NO ONE THOUGHT OF IT
oh well, if you want something done right, do it yourself.
I have a horrible and wonderful idea.
And it involves a very well known tumblr sexyman.
WHICH ONE BECAUSE THERE IS SO MANY
Sunglasses. That's all I'm gonna say.
YOU KNOW HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS IT DOWN
...
THE ONCELER???
I DO know how little that narrows it down that's why I didn't give a different hint-
Also, idk, you'll just have to wait and find out on the off chance I post said horrible and wonderful idea.
He's 12...
I'm 14 myself and I just... dude if I ever end up in love with a 12 year old, I want you to shoot me.
if you know me, you know Descendants is far from my favorite movie- uh... movieS. But I absolutely LOVE just ONE THING from Descendants (1, 2 and 3)
Some of the songs. Four in specific are my favorites, anyone who can guess them, I officially crown you a stalker. LOL, actually though, I wanna know what you guys think they are.
help- I'm dying π
Here's what I call each of the neighbors in Welcome Home, so if I ever start talking about my theories you know who's who.
Wally Darling: Just a lil' guy
Julie Joyful: Everyone's Dream Hairstylist
Frank Frankly: Mr. Grumpy Pants
Sally Starlet: Sundrop from FNaF
Eddie Dear: DAAAAAAAAAAYM
Barnaby B. Beagle: What the Dog Doin'
Poppy Partridge: Big Bird
Howdy Pillar: Spider-Man
I keep forgetting their actual names since I use the nicknames all the time so... if you ever talk to me abt it please use these names. Also ik the website got taken down for maintenance so I can't exactly try to investigate rn but I'm sure some people have screenshots I can use.
You knoe that meme. Good responses to being stabbed and it's like "rude" "that's fair" "not again" "are you gonna want this back or can I keep it"
Well I had the genius idea to add more!
- "aw man, that was my favorite shirt!"
- "at least buy me dinner first"
- "I'm sorry?"
- "hey man calm down it was a joke" (funnier depending on context)
I know I have other things to do but like... don't mind if I do
Happy pride month!
okay so people are like "air bending is rlly powerful cause you can bend anything" and I'm just like "no. That's not how it works."
Air bending is controlling the winds, you think the wind can bend metal and pull water from the plants and pull the ground up from under you? Last time I checked, it couldn't.
The real reason air bending is really powerful is cause you can't see it, dummy. You can't see the wind, only feel it's force and see it's effects on things around it, like a black hole.
I don't wanna be a clue :(
Being non-binary is awesome
I'm the same gender as many slaying non-human characters
Like Mewtwo, fucking Mewtwo
I CAN SAY I'M THE SAME GENDER AS ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL THINGS EVER
I AM NOTHING, YET I AM EVERYTHING
I AM THE ABYSS, THE VOID AND VACCUUM OF SPACE
Or I could just be a silly creature :p
You never know :p
YES
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Can you believe my sisters haven't watched ATLA yet, they haven't watched Gravity Falls either, they haven't watched TMNT
THEY HAVENT WATCHED ANYTHING LIKE EXCUSE ME WHAT- I KNOW THEY DON'T LIVE UNDER A ROCK, THEY JUST NEVER GET AROUND TO WATCHING ANYTHING CAUSE THEY'RE TOO BUSY SITTING ON THEIR ASSES AND KICKING CANS TO DO ANYTHING
HEY SILLIES IM SUFFERING FROM EXAMS WOOHOO
anygays add me on discord
Kazoo </3 #7687
Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. Laser.
Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. Scuba.
Radio Detection And Ranging. Radar (don't know why 'and' is part of this one but whatever)
Thomas A.'s Swift Electric Rifle. Taser (I'm never getting over the fact taht that's its name)
Completely Automated Public Turing Test to Tell Computers and Humans Apart. Captcha (Well technically captttcha)
Graphics Interchange Format. Gif (and it's pronounced "giff" people, it isn't peanut butter, I will fight anyone on that, even the people who invented gifs)
Zone Improvement Plan. Zip- as in zip code
Kataang is my biggest problem with Avatar TLA. I don't have lot's of problems with ATLA maybe 1 or 2 but Kataang is just... my absolute leat favorite part, down in the dumps, winning the "what's worse" competition by a landslide.
He's 12. He's 12 and she's 14. Zutara is just as bad since Zuko is 16 (and also they had, what, one heart to heart?) but Kataang is canon which automatically makes it worse.
Every single scene with them, I just can't help but think... "He's 12"
Or 112 (I'm sleep deprived and have a cold leave me be okay) if you count the years in the iceberg.
It's just weird... like seriously weird...
EWWWWW SCHOOL
anyway, I feel sick and I think I'm gonna cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy cause I have a collllldddddd but I have to go to school cause my Science teacher has no respecttttttttttttttt
and remember kids... don't die safely!