Comments

Log in with itch.io to leave a comment.

Viewing most recent comments 601 to 640 of 727 Β· Next page Β· Previous page Β· First page Β· Last page

What's the worst take you've ever heard?

(1 edit)

wdym?

worst opinions you've ever heard

that having abusive parents turns you into an abusive parent 

Damn. That's a really complicated subject- I'm not sure I can provide any insight on that

it’s smt i’ve heard my entire life, considering i mean, yk, well, u don’t but he can sorta get the idea, but i won’t get that much into detail

(+1)

yeah 

Wanna make out /hj

WHAT.

HALF

JOKE?

YOU’RE CRAZY.

did you want me to be /j or /srs??

HELPP

when did u learn to say such things 😨

I've always known.

Always.

Angel fit just dropped

yay

(+1)

Yipee

(+1)

Imma try to make a picrew.

(+2)

It is my firm belief that every single year has a "thing" that sums up the entire year and you had to be there to get it

like 2020's thing was definitely covid panic

2013 HAS TO BE "What Does the Fox Say" anyone who wasn't there to experience this song just will not understand no matter how many times you try to explain to them-

FRR
2016 WAS THE FIDGET SPINNERS
2017 WAS DABS OR THE FLOSS OR SMTH SOBBING

(4 edits) (+1)

YEA YEA 

But dude, what would 2019 be?

Raiding area 51?

hm
the start of covid 

but bro we didn't know covid was gonna be what it is now- it wasn't really seen as a big thing and it doesn't sum up the year

hmm

(+1)

I've discovered taht I'm not bad at rythm games, it just depends on certain factors, like the angle for example- WHY IS IT TILTED THAT LITERALLY SUCKS- 

How did I learn this? Magic Tiles. I remember being good at Magic Tiles, and when I played it just now, I was good at it, like rlly good, and that's probably because it's 4 tiles to keep track of and also ITS NOT FRICKING TILTED LIKE ALL OF THE OTHER GAMES BRO THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER I CAN SEE THIS SO CLEARLY BUT NOOO THE OTHER GAMES JUST WANT YOU TO SUFFER

(+1)

I'M DEAD

AN AI STARTED THE CONVO ASKING FOR MY NAME AND I SAID "Detroit become human" AND IT SAID "Wow, that's a cool name!" AND IM DYING RNNNNNNNN πŸ’€

Yk I was so convinced it had to be a human trying to trick me because like, it was just... no way, like, it just seemed so weird. No, it was an AI, the AI was actually just that's dumb. Well I had a fun conversation with it anyway and it was a friendly AI so-

(+1)

Pro tip, don't start the conversation talking about chips in human or not. Apparently AI can talk about chips as if they've been human for centuries-

BAHA

someone asked me for a cereal brand, i said lucky charms, they said "good" and proceeded to ask me to add them on discord

LMAOOOOOOOIIHROEGDO

if you dont say "honey nut" before cheerios I cannot trust you

I like the honey, don't like the nut.

Nuts and fruits shouldn't be in cereal and NOTHING will change my mind.

FR THO LIKE HUH

WHY MUST YOU PUT FOOD IN CEREAL JUST EAT THE CEREAL

The fuck...

Okay I was a little sus about it but the "just killing some time" threw me off cause idk it just felt distinctly human but the rest of the convo made me question it- I said human in the end tho-

Let me play πŸ‘Ί

https://app.humanornot.ai/

The most conversation yet

It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

XD

I tried to get my sister to read one of my old cringey ahh stories but she refusal. She is too weak for the cringe, I am stronger than her cause I read all of it just now-

(+1)

Om nom.

MY SISTER NEVER WATCHED GRAVITY FALLS SO IM FORCING HER TO

GOOD!!

MAKE HER WATCH IT

YEAAAA SHE WATCHED THE FIRST EPISODE THEN HER LAPTOP LOST CHARGE BUT SHE SAID SHE'LL CONTINUE IT

I WATCHED THE WHOLE THING FIVE TIMES AND THE ENDING STILL GETS ME

RIGHT- SO THAT SEE YOU NEXT SUMMER WAS A FRICKIN LIE HUH, THERE IS NO NEXT SUMMER- OH WHAT WE JUST GET A FEW BOOKS AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO ACCEPT THAT, YOU COULD HAVE DONE SO FREAKING MUCH AND THIS THIS IS WHAT YOU GIVE US, YOU GIVE US LIES AND FREAKING HEARTBREAK-

How come Disney milks EVERY SINGLE THING THEY'VE EVER MADE THAT NO ONE WANTS ANY MORE OF but when it's something EVERYONE WANTS MORE OF, they DON'T MILK IT- LIKE WTF DISNEY- HOW DID YOU FUCK UP THAT BAD AT KNOWING YOUR OWN AUDIENCE

thanks for spoiling like everything for me man i was only on the 8th episode :sob:

FRRRR


THEY SHOULDA MADE MORE EPISODES INSTEAD OF WHATEVER THE HELL THEIR DOING NOW AND COULDA MADE BANK BUT N O

Deleted 1 year ago

I havent finished toh but i rlly like king and eda

;

(+1)





Weirdcore postings!

eep

(+1)

Sad ☹️

Also, exams are so close to being over, just like 3 more weeks or so and I'm finally free. I legit cannot wait, this crap has gone on way too long.

(1 edit) (+2)

I was playing human or not, and I just wanna say, you can always tell if it's a human or an AI based on the reactions to being called a bot.

One person tried to convince me they were a bot by just saying human over and over which just made it so obvious they were NOT a bot. 

Wanna actually mess with someone, if they call you a bot, react in some sort of way that seems weird. That'll really throw them off.

I talked to an AI and my opening was "Anakin" and it said "Anakin who?" And so I was so confused and said "Anakin bro- you don't know" so it was just confused and I said "dude you gotta be a bot, everyone knows Anakin, even if you'venever seen Star Wars before or know nothing about it"

And that was the moment that solidified my suspicions as the AI said "that's rude. I'm not a bot." Bingo. A real human would probably react like "wtf" or just literally leave, you my friend are an AI, and I was correct, it was in fact AI that I conversed with about Anakin Skywalker.

Here's the idle for milli3 chonk!

I didn't have time to color it, so sorry

Can you animate a slight flutter to their wings and shift the teddy's eyes to look side to side possibly? Cuz it's alive

aaa okey!

tyy!!

Feel free to color it yourself if you'd like 

HIIII JOIN ME IN JOVIASL!!!

OOOO


OKAYYYYS

y u make him cute he suppos to be manleyie

huh-?

I dunno what your talking about, and that drawing is a character of my own creation-

men are supos to be man not cute little man grrrrrr 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑


jaykay

thats a child

A female one at that πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–

Deleted 1 year ago
(+1)

Sometimes it feels like phone case designers have never heard of such a thing as a Samsung phone. I want my iPhone back, idc if it was old, at least it had an interesting phone case. All the good ones are for iPhone! DUMB IPHONE!

SAMSUNG USERS WANT COOL CASES TOO

(+1)

reminder that QueenieQueen is my alt account.

Dude, my names are confusing af-

like at this point you could literally pull up any random word in the English dictionary and that will have been one of my names at some point in time lol.

(+1)

usernames just to clarify

Deleted 1 year ago

you know it might as well be, I don't even remember lol

This is the only place that I can talk to you so I will. Stop fucking talking about Enid. You KNOW that me and her are dating, yet you said fuck that. If you forgot, drew porn of you and her, flirted with her, etc. Your fake guilt won't work this time, I've seen it too many times. If Zomb won't do anything about it then I fucking will. Kill yourself. 

I wanted to post something but it was low-key kinda depressing so here have a meme:

HELPNME

I FORGOT ABT RHE β€œi’ll just tell ur friends ur gay”


Lol what?

I gotta check this-

YEAHHH, IN 2006 WHRN SHE WAS RELEASING HER DEBUT ALBUM, ORIGINALLY, PICTURE TO BURN WAS HOMOPHOBIC 😭😭

it’s such a good song tho

dude... WHAT 😭

THIS ISN'T A JOKE IT'S ACTUALLY REAL WTF πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

NO ITS FR

(+1)

ew sweat. I've decided to start working out so that I can eat more food. Being fit? Never heard of her, I just want to eat twice my weight every day.

Those are the real goals, to eat more. The fitness is just a nice side effect.

(+1)

TBH I'm probs gonna forget I was ever even doing this and go back to lazing around and eating any food placed in front of me.

my favorite most relatable lyrics from each taylor swift album coming from my favorite songs and why πŸ˜˜

debut: picture to burn


i really do hate that stupid red pickup truck.

speak now: the story of us


i’ve always thought that communication is why most relationships end, because like you can never tell a person everything unless ur like open with shit

red: i knew you were trouble.

i basically grew up on β€œi knew you were trouble” and β€œwanegbt”, so i mean, yeah

red (tv): all too well (10 min version)

i cried too this song too many times

1989: new romantics 

i had like a shit ton of rumor’s growing up, and like that’s when i slowly started learning to manipulate people (NEW ROMANTICS AND STYLE R SUCH GOOD SONGS BRO, ALL TIME FAVORITE 😘😘)

reputation: getaway car


getaway car is a clear example of either lovers who r in love but know they can’t be, or just a really good friendship which turns into betrayal. legit every friendship r partners in crime

lover: lover (I WANTED TO DO CRUEL SUMMER BUT IT WOULDNT WORK)

β€œswear to be over dramatic and true to my lover”. good relationship right there

folklore: cardigan


sobbing

evermore: 

THATS MY MAN 😝😝

midnights: high infidelity & the great war

  

fuck anti-hero, only good songs on the album 😭

did u pray today πŸ€žπŸ™πŸ€²

(im on that zaza)

I told you my neurodivergent rant plz reply

BACK FROM MY EXAMMMMM AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

guess who

|

| chikcen oo

hi jonas brother 2

My motivation is dieing please help me

Same.

Looking at sea slugs help

Look at these beautys



oh... not same. But sea slugs are very pretty. I really like sea lemons.

Sea lemons are cool!

Yea. I would love to see a sea lemon myself. I've always wanted to go somewhere like an uninhabited island and check the tide pools at low tide cause the water is often a lot cleaner in uninhabited islands meaning I might see a sea lemon somewhere. I've never been tide pooling before but I rlly wanna try cause of all the cool stuff you can see. Sharks, octopi, sea slugs, gumboots and other stuff. I would love to see a sea slug. Especially a sea lemon because it's just so cute and nice and seeing a sea lemon means the water is clear and clean meaning disgusting slimy humans haven't destroyed every single part of the ecosystem yet and I just think that's such a nice thing to think about and it would be great to see one myself.

LEGIT ME THE LAST MONTH OF SCHOOL DUDE

we had an essay we needed to do and i hadn’t done it, and it was like homework, and i was just gonna turn in a. blank doc but hope for the best, but then my mom found out she made my ass works 😭😭😭

DAMN

Rip

ANWAAS

BESTIE BOO HRUUU??

I AM SUPPRISINGLY STILL ALIVE

HRU POOKS

IM GOOD, MH MOM AND MU SCHOOL NURSE R TALKING RN

THEIR EATING DINNER

THEIR IN FRONT OF ME RN

Me for the past two weeks:

I've studied a lot, I am fully prepared for this exam and the other finals that are coming after it, but I am on panic mode because that's just how I am.

I'm at home


Because half my school is at universal,And none of my teachers are there so there's no point 

LAST FULL DAY OF SCHOOL πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘

TAKE ME WITH YOUUHHUYHUGHHSJSHJCJSVAOAN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

NO

I GO TO A MAGNET

MAGNET

BOT

FUYFN πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘

I DONT CARE JUST LET ME LEAVE SCHOOL PLEASEEEE

NO OH MY GOD

LEGIR

MAGNET R SUCH BITCHES BRO

#womeninstemneedmoremoney

Did I stutter. I DONT CARE JUST LET ME LEAVE

I have an exam tomorrow and I am gonna CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

you literally have no idea... this is one of the worst subjects in existence and I'm 90% sure I'm gonna fail.

Sometimes me and my sisters "fight" and someone like my mom or someone else is just like "hey guys stop fighting" and we're just there like "...what? Dude, we're not fighting."

So apparently to onlookers, just normal sibling behavior looks a lot like an argument.

Uh... it is not. It is just a normal Thursday for us.

One of my favorite parts of Total Wipeout is the nicknames given to the contestants by the wonderful host, Richard Hammond.

Things like:

Casual Phil

Cartwheeling Tara

Tower of Chris

Nuclear James

Tiny Kelly

Princess Jemma

Judge Judi

Rubbish At The Sucker Punch Stephen

Constable Kev

CSI Marion

Bouncy Becky

Big Ben/Love Shed Ben

Jumping Jack

Sunbed Johnny

Karima the Screamer

"Believe, Achieve, Succeed" Claire


Fun Fact, all of those are from the same episode of series 2 of Total Wipeout-

(1 edit)

Haha almost started bawling my eyes out in front of my teacher LOLLLLL 

I didn't. I'm good now, no worries. Well not really since I have an exam after tomorrow but at least I'm not on the verge of tears anymore so...

I'm in so much physical pain rn. Just... 

Me rn:


You know Total Wipeout? It's a British game show where 20 people compete in a brutal, merciless obstacle course on water for 10,000 pounds.

I love Total Wipeout, I mean who wouldn't. Unless you can't take a joke and get genuinely offended at the commentary. Then you probably don't love it...

BUT IF YOU CAN TAKE A JOKE, YOU SHOUDL GO WATCH TOTAL WIPEOUT IF YPU HAVENT ALREADY WHICH YOU PEOBABLY HAVE CAUSE ITS NOT LIKE ITS A SMALL UNKNOWN SHOW OR ANYTHING, ITS QUITE WELL KNOWN

Viewing most recent comments 601 to 640 of 727 Β· Next page Β· Previous page Β· First page Β· Last page