growing up is realizing all too well 10 minute version is abt a girl losing her virginity to a man who just used her when she was madly in love with him 😭
We are gathered here today to mourn the death of 4 double chocolate chip cookies, as they were eaten by ants...
These ants have all been sentenced to death in hopes that it would bring peace and closure to the ones who knew these cookies well.
I myself was a close friend... these cookies were more than just snacks to me... they were like family... and even though they can't be here right now... I know they live on... in our hearts... and in those dead ants' stomachs.
My favorite memory was when I was eating their brothers while watching a kid's show and when it came to them I... I decided I was full... they were the 4 best cookies in the bunch... with the most chips in them. I never got to tell them that... or eat them... sorry... I'm tearing up...
Would... anyone else like to share anything about them?
I would like to thank everyone for being here today. If no one else wishes to speak, which I'm pretty sure of since no one else attended, I suppose that concludes this. I will leave you all to mourn in peace and reminisce on the memories of such... beautiful cookies. Thank you.
these fckrs ate my fckn cookies. MY CHOCOLATE CHIP FCKN COOKIES
they must die... it is the only way they can pay for their crimes.
The funeral for my cookies will be held soon, I formally invite you all to attend. The dead ants get no funeral, they get to go in the trash where they belong.
PS, I was gonna sleep then my sister bombarded me with conversation and now we're listening to music and drawing together. I want to sleep, send help.
obligatory "you know what it's like when you don't know anything at all and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one person" meme.
I'm normal rn, I'm so normal-
I mean... AAAAAAAAAAHHH
I'm like... soooooooooooooooooooooo normal ahahhahhahahha...
I mean... they're basically married bro... they literally go on dinner dates regularly.
LOOK AT THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER YEAH YEAH NO THIS IS TOTALLY FINE
WDYM YOU DONT STARE INTO YOUR BROS EYES LOVINGLY?
LITERALLY WHEN CROWLEY IS CALLED AZIRAPHALES BOYFRIEND BY ANOTHER CHARACTER AZIRAPHALE IS VISIBLY HAPPY LIKE... I AM NOT OKAY
Everytime I think about it, and I regularly think about it, I just have to sit down... like I really just have to sit down.
They're just... they're so in love it isn't even funny.
I'm gonna have a breakdown over them.
STOP BEING IDIOTS AND BE BONEST WITH YOURSELVES OMG-
Also, they apparently have to fix a human romance in season 2 and... seriously? These guys?
These are like... the two worst people to go to for relationship advice... ever. What would that even look like? Omg it'd be a train wreck.
I can't wait for s2 just so I can see the disaster that is these two attempting to give relationship advice.
Also, I'm curious about the 'whodunnit' going on. They seem to be making lots of references to Clue which is a 'whodunnit' game and they seem like they need to figure out what happened to Gabriel.
There's multiple endings to Clue, though I'm not sure if that's what's gonna happen or not.
It's so weird. It's like trying to solve a puzzle but none of the pieces fit together and like 13 of them are missing. None of it makes sense.
I guess I'll just have to wait for s2, why can't July 28th get here faster?
This is all Neil's fault.
I wanna talk more, but it's like rlly late for me rn and I'm suffering-
Hi. Queen here, creator of these comments- well this is my alt account so I'm technically not the creator my main account is. Well, anyway, welcome to my creation.
obligatory "you know what it's like when you don't know anything at all and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one person" meme.
I was wrong, The Crow Road didn't juzt show up in two postsers, its showed up in the opening title sequence, the theatre seats are labeled, two of them, one seat apart from one another, are labeled "The Crow Road" Iain Banks. Read it TWO.
found it as I was going through tumblr seeing if anyone noticed something I missed:
little odd, no?
It could just be mentioning it to pay respect to a good book. Pride and Prejudice and A Tale of Two Cities is also there... but it showed up twice... in two posters... but A Tale of Two Cities and Pride and Prejudice also appeared in posters so it could very well mean absolutely fuck nothing. But Neil said something about Jane Austen... so Pride and Prejudice can't mean nothing... if Pride and Prejudice doesn't mean nothing do the others not mean nothing too?
I MEAN KNOWING NEIL GAIMAN THIS COULD ALL JUST BE TO MESS WITH US WHICH HONESTLY ITS WORKING
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
WHY ARE THERE LIZARDS NEIL, WHY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONE FOR EVERYONE, WTF DOES THAT MEANNNNN
Neil is probably having a good old laugh to himself watching people try to make sense of these things and guess what happens in s2 before it comes out.
Also after taking another look at the poster, it's cakes on the plate. I was so confused cause I couldn't see it clearly, but they're cakes.
Anyway yeah.
Doing little doodles to pass time, maybe I'll post them.
obligatory "you know what it's like when you don't know anything at all and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one person" meme.
NEW POSTER CHECKKKK
as a very clearly sane person, let's overanalyze every aspect of this poster!
obviously we already know Beelzebub has been discorporated, in the opening title sequence, a grave stone says "here lies the former shell of Beelzebub" so here we have Beelzebub's new look, I love it, the fingerless gloves- omg. It's gorgeous.
We've got records on a chair, we know Maggie runs a record shop next to Aziraphale's bookshop. The record on the front is just some obscure random record.
We've got something in front of the records, the box Muriel was looking at in the trailer, we already know it says "out of his mouth go burning lamps, and sparks of fire leap out. Job 41:19" there are many theories on what exactly this means, and there's no way to know for sure until the season comes out. Seems interesting, way too much attention has been put on this box for it to be just nothing... probably.
I see some stuff behind Maggie and Nina. There's a basically destroyed phone on the shelf, possibly belonging to one of them maybe, and a plate on a pile of books with food on it, two... sandwiches, are they? Food, it's food, and there's two of it, let me be okay- CAKES, THEYRE CAKES OMG IM BLINDDDD
On a shelf we have a book, The Crow Road by Iain Banks. I think it was a deliberate choice to make this book clear to us, then again I have literally no proof of that and I'm most likely looking into it too much, it's a book, like, it's just a book. I mean it also showed up in another poster, it showed up twice so... coincidence, I think not! A quick Google search says the Crow Road is about this dude who's uh... an interesting guy, story takes place in Scotland, the main character has a missing uncle and a strained relationship with his father, a whole bunch of things, you wanna know more, search it up, point is, the reason he isn't close with his father is because he believes in God and life after death, his father doesn't. Also, since it seems like Good Omens is gonna be a sort of "whodunnit?" I feel like I should mention that he's trying to make sense of his uncle's disappearance with the papers he left behind. The story is also non-linear, it leaps back and forth with little to no warning leaving us to piece it together as the reader, idk if any of that means something or not, but I'm not reading the book so... feel free to do that yourselves.
In front of The Crow Road, I do also see something else, but I can't quite make it out, partially because it's unclear and partially because I suck at reading cursive. It has bright yellow tape on it.
Something is behing Nina's head, it seems to stand out, all I can make out is an M and maybe a U? Perhaps it says something about Muriel but I have no way to be sure honestly it could be literally nothing.
Also, I can't forget, MURIEL AHHHHHHH THEYRE SO ADORABLE I JUST WANT SQUEEZE THEM TIL THEY GO 'POP' WHAT AN ABSOLUTE TREASURE, THE BEST TOTALLY HUMAN POLICE OFFICER EVER!
There's a wire and a typewriter in front of Maggie and Nina, as well as two small statues, could still be just random stuff, but you never know.
The baby statue in front of Crowley and Aziraphale seems like it should be holding something doesn't it?
It seems like there's an old camera(?) on the floor. Idk.
The books in the foreground have sections marked in bright yellow.
Gabriel is here, he seems like he's wearing Aziraphale's clothes, still looking as confused yet happy as ever. He's got a bright yellow feather duster.
Right next to him there is Good Omens the book- nice detail, cool to find.
Behind it is a piece of paper, it says R. MANSEL-JONES, which, I found out on tumblr, is a British record shop?
We see what looks like a skull jar next to Michael, who is suspiciously separate from the rest of the angels... interesting.
Behind Beelzebub's left leg,it seems like there's lizards which is something we've seen in other posters. Still unclear what they mean or why they've been repeated so many times.
Lastly...
We see an ode to the late Terry Pratchett, his hat and scarf are on the chair Beelzebub sits on. May he rest in peace, he lives on in all of his works, and he lives on in this.
That's all I noticed. Maybe I missed something? Tell me if you noticed something I didn't or if you have any clue what's going on with The Crow Road or like- what? I feel like I've see The Crow Road before this just idk when. I swear I've seen it before, I swear I'm not insane, I'm so confused this isn't like deja vu, I've actually seen that book before, ge uinely, I don't think I've seen it, I have. Where? It was like in a movie or a show or something, I saw it in a movie or show. What am I thinking of??????
Anyway yeah. That's enough overanalyzing for today, more overanalyzing to come so watch out lol.
Guess who got all dressed up to go out and burn money on things they dont need only for the car to crash into rocks in the middle of the fucking road for some reason, causing damage that forced them to turn back and go home defeated refusing to call an uber cause not only is the mood ruined they also don't wanna pay for an uber so now their perfectly planned and set up outing and their gorgeous perfect sensational outfit has all gone completely to waste.
Hint: it's me.
In the words of a wise tumblr user: "WHAT IN THE RHYME OF THE ANCIENT SACRED AVOCADO CINNAMON SUGAR FRENCH-TOASTED FLYING FRAPPUCINO FUCK?????!!!!!!" just happened.
This is the most effort I have ever put into an outfit and THIS SHIT IS WHAT HAPPENS.
I don't even want to go on a walk or something. I'm just gonna make food and like... watch gumball or smthn.
I even put on makeup... I wore heels even though I suck at walking in them... like what in the fuck... because of some random fucking bricks in the road... I literally hate this country.
haha, I will never stop talking about Good Omens. Until I stop being obsessed with it, you guys r just gonna have to deal with it LOL
I just love- like... Aziraphale being like "oh dude I need a name, I know!" And it's Aziraphale Fell... and the fact that Crowley just put a J in the middle just cause... it's just a J. They're both idiots, I love them.
Also, I'm drawing angel disguise Crowley because it was only a matter of time before I did. I'm not really a super great artist, and ngl it's probably gonna end up looking weird, but honestly I'm just happy to draw it.
He looks so dumb, it's perfect.
Anthony Janthony Crowley: a dumbass.
Oh and don't forget Aziraphale Zira Fell, his dumbass boyfriend- well... technically Aziraphale is not male, he's an angel- but you get it. They're both dumbasses. I love them like they're my children.
Also... I unblocked the tag GOmens cause as I was trying to show my sister Crowley's angel disguise I noticed a lack of spoiler posts. It was a mistake... I saw it- BUT ONLY FOR A SECOND, I QUICKLY CLOSED TUMBLR AFTER, but I still had a peek... now I know... *cries in the corner as one does in this situation*
It's fine, I'll just erase it from my mind, never happened, spoiler who? What spoiler? I don't know any spoiler-
anyway, I gotta finish drawing Crowley-
Also Muriel is absolutely wonderful, I love them, and amnesiac Gabriel is just... it's hilarious, I literally can't-
I've only had Muriel for literally a second but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
The way my music taste is having an identity crisis.
Usually when people ask, I say like alt/indie pop and rock music
But oh boy... it's way more than that- I seriously do not believe there is a genre of music I do not listen to- like...
How do you explain to someone that your music taste varies from like... imagine the two most different genres of music you can think of. I have probably listened to both of them and everything in between.
I have no taste in music, I just like to listen to music, okay- 😭
Blocking the GOmens tag on tumblr until this whole spoiler thing blows over. This is so annoying...
I just wanted to enjoy the show and talk with people about it and some dumb spoiler that people can't keep to themselves is everywhere and I can't even look at anything without someone giving something away by accident or on purpose.
It's been 2 days, it's over, so just shut up.
So annoying, I can't look at the GOmens tag anymore without getting spoiled because of these people... so annoying.
Can I just say- Crowley threatening his plants is by far the greatest scene in cinematic history-
Dude just- I love it- and omg Aziraphale geeking out over The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter. What a nerd, I literally love him omg.
Also Crowley's angel disguise in s2- wow. Crowley clearly knows what a suit is, he clearly knows what dressing like a sane person is, but no, he wants to wear slippers and a silver track suit- (I always get them mixed up eugh, I meant track suit, track suit, every single goddamn time-)
I literally love Crowley- like seriously-
Also Aziraphale's Crowley impersonation... spot on. Oh dude-
Literal Satan rises up from hell and Crowley is immediately like "we're fucked" and he's convinced that it's over and there's nothing they can do, he's clearly convinced that this is the end of the line for good, but all it takes is Aziraphale saying "do something or I'll never talk to you again" and he immediately just forgets all that and does something because the thought of Aziraphale never talking to him again, to him, is scarier than LITERAL SATAN.
Just saying *sips tea*
I know I'm late to the party but I'm still just as excited as anyone else- I cannot wait for s2!
GONE ARE THE DAYS OF BEING BURDENED WITH SOMETHING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME BUT JUST BARELY OUT OF REACH
ITS OVER, ALL OF THIS IS OVER AND I WATCHED THE SEASON 2 TRAILER AND I NOW HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE WAY TOO EXCITED ABOUT IT!!
AAAAAAAA NO MORE MENTAL BREAKDOWN I DID IT IVE DONE IT AND THE SECOND SEASON RELEASES DURING A TIME WHERE EVERYONE IS FREE, ITS FINALLY SUMMER VACATION AND EVERYONE CAN WATCH AS MUCH GOOD OMENS AS THEY FUCKING PLEASEEEEE-
ITS OVER, ALL OF IT, NO MORE SCHOOL, NO MORE INSANITY FROM NOT BEING ABLE TO WATCH GOOD OMENS AND FINALLY MY GREATEST DREAMS HAVE FINALLY COME TRUE AS A DISNEY LIVE ACTION REMAKE FAILS MISERABLY, ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER...
HELP HELP ME DUDE PLEASE SAVE ME CAUSE I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT AND I JUST WANT A MOMENT OF PEACE BUT EVERYWHERE I LOOK ITS GOOD OMENS EVERYTHING IS GOOD OMENS
THIS IS SO UNFAIR I HAVENT EVEN FINISHED SEASON 1 YET BECAUSE I NEED TO WATCH IT WITH MY SISTERS WHO ARE CURRENTLY NOT HERE AND GOOD OMENS IS EVERYWHERE AND SPOILERS ARE EVERYWHERE AND ITS GIVING ME A HEADACHE
BUT I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT, I COULD LITERALLY BE DOING ANYTHING, ANYTHING AT ALL, I COULD BE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN EXAM AND MY BRAIN WOULD LITERALLY JUST BE LIKE "Something's going down in the up" LIKE I GET IT I GET IT SHUT UP PLEASE BRO PLEASE JUST... let me live.
Good Omens is gonna give me a mental breakdown. I just want to think of something else, anything else. All of this is probably gonna be over when I finish season 1 because honestly that's just how my brain works, but I'm gonna have to wait on that cause of my sisters- until then, so begins my descent into insanity for the next few days. If I say any weird stuff, just ignore it and assume I'm doing perfectly fine.
man I know it's annoying but I just HAVE to brag about this- I can't stop- I feel so special knowing that I know what ship is endgame in every show I watch.
My magic TV love wizard powers are awesome man. Give me a show, any show, and I'll sniff out the endgame couple instantly, just watch me.
Now whether I like said couple or not is a different story, but I'll know who it is. I can sniff it out.
I always do. If you find a show I mess up on, I will pay you money. I can't, but I would if I could. I will actually pay you money (once again I can't actually do that) if I get the endgame couple wrong on any show you tell me to watch, or movie, or book to read. I am the TV love wizard, and my powers can't be beat.
Okay so yk how my tumblr for you was filled with Neil Gaiman a while ago and nothing else. Well now it's filled with Across the Spider-Verse and nothing else. I liked one post. ONE POST TUMBLR WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS 😭😭😭
Anyway I have to avoid tumblr for the next... idfk because there is an ungodly amount of spoilers on there for things that literally released TODAY. Like the Good Omens 2 trailer. Literally JUST RELEASED, and it's already everywhere- Tumblr is FAST.
So yeah I can't open tumblr for a while. Or any other social media. People online are just waiting to give people spoilers aren't they. No warning, no nothing. Just spoilers outta nowhere. *the sound of pain and suffering*
I just wanna state for the record that, I KNEW IT I TOLD YOU I ALWAYS KNEW ENDGAME COUPLE EVERY TIME I WATCH ANY SHOW AND I AM NEVER EVER WRONG
AND I GET TO BE PROVEN RIGHT ONCE AGAIN
THERE WAS A ROLLERCOASTER OF DRAMA TO GET HERE BUT I WAS RIGHT I WAS RIGHT I KNEW IT HAHAHHAHAHHA
I just wanna clarify "never ever wrong" includes ships that weren't endgame but the creators wanted them to be.
Point is, I know all. I am a TV love wizard and I am unstoppable even if the entire show has a messed up and crazy ass love story including way too many people to keep track of, I still know, every single time, I always know.
Either I watch TV too much, or I'm just that good. Hopefully I'm just that good.
Going for contrast:MAKE DA STAR YELLOW.LIKE-PROPER NEON YELLOW.
Going with da flowy af colour pallete:make it like a...idk what to call it-a greyish,light white with a hint of yellow like the pages of a rlly old sketchbook or sum
I think my brain is fried. This is an ungodly amount of drama and it's breaking my brain. I'm suffering to keep track of this but I'm too invested to stop watching. Send help.
Help, my entire tumblr "for you" is just Neil Gaiman and idk how to stop it cause eveytime I scroll it's just more posts from Neil Gaiman and idk why tumblr suddenly decided I need a horde of posts from him but apparently it has for some reason, PLEASE TUMBLR WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS SOMEONE HELP HOW DO I STOP IT THERE ARE LITERALLY NO OTHER POSTS IN THIS IT IS JUST A SEA OF NEIL
Idk why I refer to you guys in singular like I'm talking to you specifically alone and this is totally not an online post talking to multiple people.
I think it's from learning persuasive writing a lot cause in persuasive writing it says to refer to the audience as "you" because people like to feel like you're talking to them, them specifically, it's more attractive and can help convince people especially when used in rhetorical questions like "have YOU ever had this problem?" It's attention grabbing and makes the writing immediately more engaging and interesting, it feels like a 1 on 1 which has a certain effect on the brain that makes you want to keep reading, it makes you interested.
And that's probably where I picked up the habit of referring to all of you reading this in singular like "dude" "bro" "you" and all that.
I occasionally do say "dudes" "guys" "people" and plural terms like that but it's only certain times which don't really have much of a pattern if I'm gonna be honest. I just switch between singular and plural for you guys it's weird, I shouldn't even be using singular, but I do.
Dude imagine watching shows that have literal years, and I'm not talking like 2 or 3 years, I mean like 5, 6, 10 years in between seasons release dates. Couldn't be me hahahaha... 🥲
Oh dude I have to tell you about how I got into art.
Basically my sketchbook fell out of my bag when I was in... I don't rememberth grade and this kid picked it up and made fun of the art in it, and out of embarrassment I didn't wanna take it, so I just stood there and waited for him to leave it so I could pick it up and run off. From then on, I decided I had to get better at art just to spite this random blonde child who said my art looked funny.
And that's how I got into art- literally, not even joking, that's what got me into art.
Also I had a back and forth with the same blonde child once, he said "I'm as hot as the sun" and I replied "well then the sun must be freezing" and he said "no it's like a something million degrees" "then you're NOT as hot as the sun" "No I am" "then the sun isn't hot" and it just went back and forth until he gave up.
Ah yes... I am way too competitive... my life goal was sparked from simply spiting someone... and I refused to give up on a back and forth that would never go anywhere just because I wanted to win... good times.
When I was a wee lass in like... 5th grade, in the middle of ICT this dude who was sat next to me, he sat next to me btw like on purpose, and he was saying something and I got upset and he said I was "cute when I'm angry"-
I JUST TODAY realized how blind and oblivious af I am.
Hope that dude found someone who hopefully isn't dumb like me.
I MEAN IT WAS SO OBVIOUS HE LITERALLY SAT NEXT TO ME EVERY TIME WE HAD ICT (otherwise we had a predetermined seating plan so) THE DUDE WAS TRYING HIS BEST AND I WAS JUST NOT GETTING IT AT ALL
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Someone give me two characters for this rn because I have to do somrthging, it's too good to let this opportunity go to waste but idk who to draw
Kaveh and alhaitham.
(Bc yesh this is typical frenemie roomate behaviour)
growing up is realizing all too well 10 minute version is abt a girl losing her virginity to a man who just used her when she was madly in love with him 😭
Hello, everyone. Friends, family...
We are gathered here today to mourn the death of 4 double chocolate chip cookies, as they were eaten by ants...
These ants have all been sentenced to death in hopes that it would bring peace and closure to the ones who knew these cookies well.
I myself was a close friend... these cookies were more than just snacks to me... they were like family... and even though they can't be here right now... I know they live on... in our hearts... and in those dead ants' stomachs.
My favorite memory was when I was eating their brothers while watching a kid's show and when it came to them I... I decided I was full... they were the 4 best cookies in the bunch... with the most chips in them. I never got to tell them that... or eat them... sorry... I'm tearing up...
Would... anyone else like to share anything about them?
Yes, I do
Chocolate chip cookies are truly the best cookies
But those cookies eaten by those horrid ants were the best of the best, they had a cruel and unfair fate
Those ants deserved to fall at the hands of a magnifying glass and the sun, a long and painful death.
May those cookies rest in peace
Wow, beautiful words. Thank you.
I would like to thank everyone for being here today. If no one else wishes to speak, which I'm pretty sure of since no one else attended, I suppose that concludes this. I will leave you all to mourn in peace and reminisce on the memories of such... beautiful cookies. Thank you.
*nod nod*
Rest in peace cookies
The cookie funeral time has been decided. It's in 1 hour.
I legit hate ants.
these fckrs ate my fckn cookies. MY CHOCOLATE CHIP FCKN COOKIES
they must die... it is the only way they can pay for their crimes.
The funeral for my cookies will be held soon, I formally invite you all to attend. The dead ants get no funeral, they get to go in the trash where they belong.
PS, I was gonna sleep then my sister bombarded me with conversation and now we're listening to music and drawing together. I want to sleep, send help.
I will attend the funeral of the cookies
Lay your head on the sketchbook and say your out of inspiration and close your eyes, maybe that'll work??
GOmens:
obligatory "you know what it's like when you don't know anything at all and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one person" meme.
I'm normal rn, I'm so normal-
I mean... AAAAAAAAAAHHH
I'm like... soooooooooooooooooooooo normal ahahhahhahahha...
I mean... they're basically married bro... they literally go on dinner dates regularly.
LOOK AT THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER YEAH YEAH NO THIS IS TOTALLY FINE
WDYM YOU DONT STARE INTO YOUR BROS EYES LOVINGLY?
LITERALLY WHEN CROWLEY IS CALLED AZIRAPHALES BOYFRIEND BY ANOTHER CHARACTER AZIRAPHALE IS VISIBLY HAPPY LIKE... I AM NOT OKAY
Everytime I think about it, and I regularly think about it, I just have to sit down... like I really just have to sit down.
They're just... they're so in love it isn't even funny.
I'm gonna have a breakdown over them.
STOP BEING IDIOTS AND BE BONEST WITH YOURSELVES OMG-
Also, they apparently have to fix a human romance in season 2 and... seriously? These guys?
These are like... the two worst people to go to for relationship advice... ever. What would that even look like? Omg it'd be a train wreck.
I can't wait for s2 just so I can see the disaster that is these two attempting to give relationship advice.
Also, I'm curious about the 'whodunnit' going on. They seem to be making lots of references to Clue which is a 'whodunnit' game and they seem like they need to figure out what happened to Gabriel.
There's multiple endings to Clue, though I'm not sure if that's what's gonna happen or not.
It's so weird. It's like trying to solve a puzzle but none of the pieces fit together and like 13 of them are missing. None of it makes sense.
I guess I'll just have to wait for s2, why can't July 28th get here faster?
This is all Neil's fault.
I wanna talk more, but it's like rlly late for me rn and I'm suffering-
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Aha aha.
Aha aha
OAky I'll stop-
Uh so.
I just finished KNY today.
Liek-the whole tting not the anime the manga.
Oh yeah i forgot to tell you guys i bought the entirety of KNY and spy x family
Yay.
Also UBAYASHIKI GOT DAT RIZZZZ
like when i looked at his character menu thingy i legit went- "UBAYISHIKI GOR DAT RIZZZ!!"
(His character menu thing:)
"The leader of the Demon Slayer Corps who seeks to defeat Mizan Kibutsuji.His body is weak,But he is very charismatic."
Uhm.
So,Hi.
..
Uh .
So liek,over a year ago,i was chatting on mgm and uhm..YK, i quit and all
But i just wanted to check in and stuff-
And then i see,
The creator is back -
So uh..i WAS any to post this comment on MGM but yeah.
IVE GOTTEN Addicted TO SUMERU SHIPS.
(And also I'm a yr older now!)
I.LOVE.THE.KAVETHAM/HAIKAVEH.DYNAMIC.
somone help
I've been reading fanfiction.
I read "forgive me for forgetting you" by snowy Tuesday (which is getting an animated ver!)
And I'm also readin "Come back home" by the same author so..
This might be a phase.
I might be in a fanfic phase.
Help me.
Hi. Queen here, creator of these comments- well this is my alt account so I'm technically not the creator my main account is. Well, anyway, welcome to my creation.
hi.
I'm in an ao3 fanfiction phase.
Help me.
No can do, sorry, you're on your own there.
NOOOOO :sob:
Ehe time to read come back home /srsGOmens:
obligatory "you know what it's like when you don't know anything at all and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one person" meme.
I was wrong, The Crow Road didn't juzt show up in two postsers, its showed up in the opening title sequence, the theatre seats are labeled, two of them, one seat apart from one another, are labeled "The Crow Road" Iain Banks. Read it TWO.
found it as I was going through tumblr seeing if anyone noticed something I missed:
little odd, no?
It could just be mentioning it to pay respect to a good book. Pride and Prejudice and A Tale of Two Cities is also there... but it showed up twice... in two posters... but A Tale of Two Cities and Pride and Prejudice also appeared in posters so it could very well mean absolutely fuck nothing. But Neil said something about Jane Austen... so Pride and Prejudice can't mean nothing... if Pride and Prejudice doesn't mean nothing do the others not mean nothing too?
I MEAN KNOWING NEIL GAIMAN THIS COULD ALL JUST BE TO MESS WITH US WHICH HONESTLY ITS WORKING
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
WHY ARE THERE LIZARDS NEIL, WHY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONE FOR EVERYONE, WTF DOES THAT MEANNNNN
Neil is probably having a good old laugh to himself watching people try to make sense of these things and guess what happens in s2 before it comes out.
Also after taking another look at the poster, it's cakes on the plate. I was so confused cause I couldn't see it clearly, but they're cakes.
Anyway yeah.
Doing little doodles to pass time, maybe I'll post them.
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GOmens:
obligatory "you know what it's like when you don't know anything at all and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one person" meme.
NEW POSTER CHECKKKK
as a very clearly sane person, let's overanalyze every aspect of this poster!
obviously we already know Beelzebub has been discorporated, in the opening title sequence, a grave stone says "here lies the former shell of Beelzebub" so here we have Beelzebub's new look, I love it, the fingerless gloves- omg. It's gorgeous.
We've got records on a chair, we know Maggie runs a record shop next to Aziraphale's bookshop. The record on the front is just some obscure random record.
We've got something in front of the records, the box Muriel was looking at in the trailer, we already know it says "out of his mouth go burning lamps, and sparks of fire leap out. Job 41:19" there are many theories on what exactly this means, and there's no way to know for sure until the season comes out. Seems interesting, way too much attention has been put on this box for it to be just nothing... probably.
I see some stuff behind Maggie and Nina. There's a basically destroyed phone on the shelf, possibly belonging to one of them maybe, and a plate on a pile of books with food on it, two... sandwiches, are they? Food, it's food, and there's two of it, let me be okay- CAKES, THEYRE CAKES OMG IM BLINDDDD
On a shelf we have a book, The Crow Road by Iain Banks. I think it was a deliberate choice to make this book clear to us, then again I have literally no proof of that and I'm most likely looking into it too much, it's a book, like, it's just a book. I mean it also showed up in another poster, it showed up twice so... coincidence, I think not! A quick Google search says the Crow Road is about this dude who's uh... an interesting guy, story takes place in Scotland, the main character has a missing uncle and a strained relationship with his father, a whole bunch of things, you wanna know more, search it up, point is, the reason he isn't close with his father is because he believes in God and life after death, his father doesn't. Also, since it seems like Good Omens is gonna be a sort of "whodunnit?" I feel like I should mention that he's trying to make sense of his uncle's disappearance with the papers he left behind. The story is also non-linear, it leaps back and forth with little to no warning leaving us to piece it together as the reader, idk if any of that means something or not, but I'm not reading the book so... feel free to do that yourselves.
In front of The Crow Road, I do also see something else, but I can't quite make it out, partially because it's unclear and partially because I suck at reading cursive. It has bright yellow tape on it.
Something is behing Nina's head, it seems to stand out, all I can make out is an M and maybe a U? Perhaps it says something about Muriel but I have no way to be sure honestly it could be literally nothing.
Also, I can't forget, MURIEL AHHHHHHH THEYRE SO ADORABLE I JUST WANT SQUEEZE THEM TIL THEY GO 'POP' WHAT AN ABSOLUTE TREASURE, THE BEST TOTALLY HUMAN POLICE OFFICER EVER!
There's a wire and a typewriter in front of Maggie and Nina, as well as two small statues, could still be just random stuff, but you never know.
The baby statue in front of Crowley and Aziraphale seems like it should be holding something doesn't it?
It seems like there's an old camera(?) on the floor. Idk.
The books in the foreground have sections marked in bright yellow.
Gabriel is here, he seems like he's wearing Aziraphale's clothes, still looking as confused yet happy as ever. He's got a bright yellow feather duster.
Right next to him there is Good Omens the book- nice detail, cool to find.
Behind it is a piece of paper, it says R. MANSEL-JONES, which, I found out on tumblr, is a British record shop?
We see what looks like a skull jar next to Michael, who is suspiciously separate from the rest of the angels... interesting.
Behind Beelzebub's left leg,it seems like there's lizards which is something we've seen in other posters. Still unclear what they mean or why they've been repeated so many times.
Lastly...
We see an ode to the late Terry Pratchett, his hat and scarf are on the chair Beelzebub sits on. May he rest in peace, he lives on in all of his works, and he lives on in this.
That's all I noticed. Maybe I missed something? Tell me if you noticed something I didn't or if you have any clue what's going on with The Crow Road or like- what? I feel like I've see The Crow Road before this just idk when. I swear I've seen it before, I swear I'm not insane, I'm so confused this isn't like deja vu, I've actually seen that book before, ge uinely, I don't think I've seen it, I have. Where? It was like in a movie or a show or something, I saw it in a movie or show. What am I thinking of??????
Anyway yeah. That's enough overanalyzing for today, more overanalyzing to come so watch out lol.
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
my fav vegas photos as someone who legit goes to the strip every damn weekend
Guess who got all dressed up to go out and burn money on things they dont need only for the car to crash into rocks in the middle of the fucking road for some reason, causing damage that forced them to turn back and go home defeated refusing to call an uber cause not only is the mood ruined they also don't wanna pay for an uber so now their perfectly planned and set up outing and their gorgeous perfect sensational outfit has all gone completely to waste.
Hint: it's me.
In the words of a wise tumblr user: "WHAT IN THE RHYME OF THE ANCIENT SACRED AVOCADO CINNAMON SUGAR FRENCH-TOASTED FLYING FRAPPUCINO FUCK?????!!!!!!" just happened.
This is the most effort I have ever put into an outfit and THIS SHIT IS WHAT HAPPENS.
I don't even want to go on a walk or something. I'm just gonna make food and like... watch gumball or smthn.
I even put on makeup... I wore heels even though I suck at walking in them... like what in the fuck... because of some random fucking bricks in the road... I literally hate this country.
Update: I suddenly feel a lot better by method of sending out of context memes to my sisters. Still not going out but at least I don't feel like shit.
Good Omens:
Everyday it's a-getting closer!
haha, I will never stop talking about Good Omens. Until I stop being obsessed with it, you guys r just gonna have to deal with it LOL
I just love- like... Aziraphale being like "oh dude I need a name, I know!" And it's Aziraphale Fell... and the fact that Crowley just put a J in the middle just cause... it's just a J. They're both idiots, I love them.
Also, I'm drawing angel disguise Crowley because it was only a matter of time before I did. I'm not really a super great artist, and ngl it's probably gonna end up looking weird, but honestly I'm just happy to draw it.
He looks so dumb, it's perfect.
Anthony Janthony Crowley: a dumbass.
Oh and don't forget Aziraphale Zira Fell, his dumbass boyfriend- well... technically Aziraphale is not male, he's an angel- but you get it. They're both dumbasses. I love them like they're my children.
Also... I unblocked the tag GOmens cause as I was trying to show my sister Crowley's angel disguise I noticed a lack of spoiler posts. It was a mistake... I saw it- BUT ONLY FOR A SECOND, I QUICKLY CLOSED TUMBLR AFTER, but I still had a peek... now I know... *cries in the corner as one does in this situation*
It's fine, I'll just erase it from my mind, never happened, spoiler who? What spoiler? I don't know any spoiler-
anyway, I gotta finish drawing Crowley-
Also Muriel is absolutely wonderful, I love them, and amnesiac Gabriel is just... it's hilarious, I literally can't-
I've only had Muriel for literally a second but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
okay now fr fr I'll go draw.
The way my music taste is having an identity crisis.
Usually when people ask, I say like alt/indie pop and rock music
But oh boy... it's way more than that- I seriously do not believe there is a genre of music I do not listen to- like...
How do you explain to someone that your music taste varies from like... imagine the two most different genres of music you can think of. I have probably listened to both of them and everything in between.
I have no taste in music, I just like to listen to music, okay- 😭
Bruh, my sister has the ability to fall asleep in 5 secs bruh-
that's real talent- idc what you can do, if you can't sleep in 5 secs, just give up now/j
Blocking the GOmens tag on tumblr until this whole spoiler thing blows over. This is so annoying...
I just wanted to enjoy the show and talk with people about it and some dumb spoiler that people can't keep to themselves is everywhere and I can't even look at anything without someone giving something away by accident or on purpose.
It's been 2 days, it's over, so just shut up.
So annoying, I can't look at the GOmens tag anymore without getting spoiled because of these people... so annoying.
Talking about Good Omens:
Can I just say- Crowley threatening his plants is by far the greatest scene in cinematic history-
Dude just- I love it- and omg Aziraphale geeking out over The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter. What a nerd, I literally love him omg.
Also Crowley's angel disguise in s2- wow. Crowley clearly knows what a suit is, he clearly knows what dressing like a sane person is, but no, he wants to wear slippers and a silver track suit- (I always get them mixed up eugh, I meant track suit, track suit, every single goddamn time-)
I literally love Crowley- like seriously-
Also Aziraphale's Crowley impersonation... spot on. Oh dude-
Literal Satan rises up from hell and Crowley is immediately like "we're fucked" and he's convinced that it's over and there's nothing they can do, he's clearly convinced that this is the end of the line for good, but all it takes is Aziraphale saying "do something or I'll never talk to you again" and he immediately just forgets all that and does something because the thought of Aziraphale never talking to him again, to him, is scarier than LITERAL SATAN.
Just saying *sips tea*
I know I'm late to the party but I'm still just as excited as anyone else- I cannot wait for s2!
CAN I SCREAM ABOUT THE NEW SPIDERMAN MOVIE.
PLEASE. I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW YUMMY THE DESIGNS ARE AND SPOT OH, GOD SPOT. NEW BLORBO FR, I LOVE HIM SO MUCHHHH
IM SO MAD THAT THE NEXT MOVIE WILL COME OUT IN 2025
FUCKING 2025
YOU EXPECT ME TO WAIT THAT LONG THE WAY YOU ENDED IT LIKE THAT?!
THIS BETTER BE WORTH THE WAIT
MIGUEL OH MY GOD
HE KS SO FUCKING FINEE
I NEED HIM
WANT JIH
HES KUST SO
UAHSHJSSJS
YES OMG
HE IS JUST SO YUMMY AUGHHH
NO BRO U DO NOT UNDERDTAND
HES LIKE
PUT KE UNDER THIS GDIDIDID
IM
GOING INSANE
RHE GACT HES IRISH AND MEXICAN IS JUSY SO AUSHAJJSJXH
LMAOOO
I... I finished season 1 of Good Omens... IM FREE
GONE ARE THE DAYS OF BEING BURDENED WITH SOMETHING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME BUT JUST BARELY OUT OF REACH
ITS OVER, ALL OF THIS IS OVER AND I WATCHED THE SEASON 2 TRAILER AND I NOW HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE WAY TOO EXCITED ABOUT IT!!
AAAAAAAA NO MORE MENTAL BREAKDOWN I DID IT IVE DONE IT AND THE SECOND SEASON RELEASES DURING A TIME WHERE EVERYONE IS FREE, ITS FINALLY SUMMER VACATION AND EVERYONE CAN WATCH AS MUCH GOOD OMENS AS THEY FUCKING PLEASEEEEE-
ITS OVER, ALL OF IT, NO MORE SCHOOL, NO MORE INSANITY FROM NOT BEING ABLE TO WATCH GOOD OMENS AND FINALLY MY GREATEST DREAMS HAVE FINALLY COME TRUE AS A DISNEY LIVE ACTION REMAKE FAILS MISERABLY, ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER...
Everyday it's a-getting closer
HELP HELP ME DUDE PLEASE SAVE ME CAUSE I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT AND I JUST WANT A MOMENT OF PEACE BUT EVERYWHERE I LOOK ITS GOOD OMENS EVERYTHING IS GOOD OMENS
THIS IS SO UNFAIR I HAVENT EVEN FINISHED SEASON 1 YET BECAUSE I NEED TO WATCH IT WITH MY SISTERS WHO ARE CURRENTLY NOT HERE AND GOOD OMENS IS EVERYWHERE AND SPOILERS ARE EVERYWHERE AND ITS GIVING ME A HEADACHE
BUT I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT, I COULD LITERALLY BE DOING ANYTHING, ANYTHING AT ALL, I COULD BE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN EXAM AND MY BRAIN WOULD LITERALLY JUST BE LIKE "Something's going down in the up" LIKE I GET IT I GET IT SHUT UP PLEASE BRO PLEASE JUST... let me live.
Good Omens is gonna give me a mental breakdown. I just want to think of something else, anything else. All of this is probably gonna be over when I finish season 1 because honestly that's just how my brain works, but I'm gonna have to wait on that cause of my sisters- until then, so begins my descent into insanity for the next few days. If I say any weird stuff, just ignore it and assume I'm doing perfectly fine.
Hey, I'm not a grandma!
Miss those days fr fr
yeah tell me abt it. Video keeps stopping? Just pause it for a bit then start it again and BOOM it works now.
Why doesn't it do that anymore?
improvement of technology ig
Nah man, I went technology to stop evolving and start devolving so I can watch stuff easily by just pausing it for a bit-
FR
I miss it when I could play a mobile game normally and actually be able to enjoy it and not be plagued by adds
I also try to get 8 hrs of sleep in 10 hrs sometimes. It isn't any better. 🥲
This is not possible, it says 3 hours. 👍
shadow wizard money gang
We love casting spells
ONG!!!
!!!!
I have slept for more than enough time to wake up refreshed, HOW AM I STILL TIRED
man I know it's annoying but I just HAVE to brag about this- I can't stop- I feel so special knowing that I know what ship is endgame in every show I watch.
My magic TV love wizard powers are awesome man. Give me a show, any show, and I'll sniff out the endgame couple instantly, just watch me.
Now whether I like said couple or not is a different story, but I'll know who it is. I can sniff it out.
I always do. If you find a show I mess up on, I will pay you money. I can't, but I would if I could. I will actually pay you money (once again I can't actually do that) if I get the endgame couple wrong on any show you tell me to watch, or movie, or book to read. I am the TV love wizard, and my powers can't be beat.
Tumblr is the most unhinged social media platform I've ever been on.
It's perfect.
I TOLD YOU YOU'D LOVE IT ON TUMBLR
YES YOU DID AND YOU WERE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT
I literally have no words-
LMAO
Tumblr just gets me
FR
Okay so yk how my tumblr for you was filled with Neil Gaiman a while ago and nothing else. Well now it's filled with Across the Spider-Verse and nothing else. I liked one post. ONE POST TUMBLR WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS 😭😭😭
Anyway I have to avoid tumblr for the next... idfk because there is an ungodly amount of spoilers on there for things that literally released TODAY. Like the Good Omens 2 trailer. Literally JUST RELEASED, and it's already everywhere- Tumblr is FAST.
So yeah I can't open tumblr for a while. Or any other social media. People online are just waiting to give people spoilers aren't they. No warning, no nothing. Just spoilers outta nowhere. *the sound of pain and suffering*
I just wanna state for the record that, I KNEW IT I TOLD YOU I ALWAYS KNEW ENDGAME COUPLE EVERY TIME I WATCH ANY SHOW AND I AM NEVER EVER WRONG
AND I GET TO BE PROVEN RIGHT ONCE AGAIN
THERE WAS A ROLLERCOASTER OF DRAMA TO GET HERE BUT I WAS RIGHT I WAS RIGHT I KNEW IT HAHAHHAHAHHA
I just wanna clarify "never ever wrong" includes ships that weren't endgame but the creators wanted them to be.
Point is, I know all. I am a TV love wizard and I am unstoppable even if the entire show has a messed up and crazy ass love story including way too many people to keep track of, I still know, every single time, I always know.
Either I watch TV too much, or I'm just that good. Hopefully I'm just that good.
I wanna color Azzith, but there's gonna be a lotta desaturated blues, any other ideas for the color palette?
My main idea is dark/desaturated blues,pinks and purples, the star will be white maybe?
Going for contrast:MAKE DA STAR YELLOW.LIKE-PROPER NEON YELLOW.
Going with da flowy af colour pallete:make it like a...idk what to call it-a greyish,light white with a hint of yellow like the pages of a rlly old sketchbook or sum
yum ty
This show I'm eatching is just like... stuff is going down rn this is just such a rollercoaster bro-
"-and they were roommates."
"Oh my god, they were roommates"
Energy just happened right now like right this second-
Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my goshdgdkdgoshslgeosgdkevwhshsjdgkwvs
what is happeningggggg
I think my brain is fried. This is an ungodly amount of drama and it's breaking my brain. I'm suffering to keep track of this but I'm too invested to stop watching. Send help.
"-and they were roomates.."
"OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOMATES"
same energy went through my head when i started doing genshin sumeru ships. Ahem ahem
haikavehAhem ahemHelp, my entire tumblr "for you" is just Neil Gaiman and idk how to stop it cause eveytime I scroll it's just more posts from Neil Gaiman and idk why tumblr suddenly decided I need a horde of posts from him but apparently it has for some reason, PLEASE TUMBLR WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS SOMEONE HELP HOW DO I STOP IT THERE ARE LITERALLY NO OTHER POSTS IN THIS IT IS JUST A SEA OF NEIL
WHAT IS HAPPENING, IS THIS SOME SORT OF SIGN, IS THE WORLD ENDING, PLEASE SEND HELP 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Idk why I refer to you guys in singular like I'm talking to you specifically alone and this is totally not an online post talking to multiple people.
I think it's from learning persuasive writing a lot cause in persuasive writing it says to refer to the audience as "you" because people like to feel like you're talking to them, them specifically, it's more attractive and can help convince people especially when used in rhetorical questions like "have YOU ever had this problem?" It's attention grabbing and makes the writing immediately more engaging and interesting, it feels like a 1 on 1 which has a certain effect on the brain that makes you want to keep reading, it makes you interested.
And that's probably where I picked up the habit of referring to all of you reading this in singular like "dude" "bro" "you" and all that.
I occasionally do say "dudes" "guys" "people" and plural terms like that but it's only certain times which don't really have much of a pattern if I'm gonna be honest. I just switch between singular and plural for you guys it's weird, I shouldn't even be using singular, but I do.
Also yes ik "you" can be plural and singular.
Dude imagine watching shows that have literal years, and I'm not talking like 2 or 3 years, I mean like 5, 6, 10 years in between seasons release dates. Couldn't be me hahahaha... 🥲
Oh dude I have to tell you about how I got into art.
Basically my sketchbook fell out of my bag when I was in... I don't rememberth grade and this kid picked it up and made fun of the art in it, and out of embarrassment I didn't wanna take it, so I just stood there and waited for him to leave it so I could pick it up and run off. From then on, I decided I had to get better at art just to spite this random blonde child who said my art looked funny.
And that's how I got into art- literally, not even joking, that's what got me into art.
Also I had a back and forth with the same blonde child once, he said "I'm as hot as the sun" and I replied "well then the sun must be freezing" and he said "no it's like a something million degrees" "then you're NOT as hot as the sun" "No I am" "then the sun isn't hot" and it just went back and forth until he gave up.
Ah yes... I am way too competitive... my life goal was sparked from simply spiting someone... and I refused to give up on a back and forth that would never go anywhere just because I wanted to win... good times.
Slaying
Spite is the reason why I do a lot of things really
yea, same.
Slay✨
lmao
You tell me I can do something? Now I'm motivated to do it and will do it just to be like "fuck you I did it"
HELP
dude i was dead asleep…
Oh... shit.
Uh... good luck?
he was just a little bit mad when he got home 🥰
Really? I can't tell if that's supposed to be sarcastic or not
no fr he was just a little bit mad 😭😭
oh dam- alr
Netflix, bestie... get help. For everyone's sake.
NO FR
When I was a wee lass in like... 5th grade, in the middle of ICT this dude who was sat next to me, he sat next to me btw like on purpose, and he was saying something and I got upset and he said I was "cute when I'm angry"-
I JUST TODAY realized how blind and oblivious af I am.
Hope that dude found someone who hopefully isn't dumb like me.
I MEAN IT WAS SO OBVIOUS HE LITERALLY SAT NEXT TO ME EVERY TIME WE HAD ICT (otherwise we had a predetermined seating plan so) THE DUDE WAS TRYING HIS BEST AND I WAS JUST NOT GETTING IT AT ALL