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Urgh... seriously????

By the time your an elderly person, your body is just begging to die

Why would you want to live longer on this god forsaken planet

Fr.

Sorry, but I'm not trying to live any longer. I'd rather just die when I'm supposed to, thanks.

That's so real of you nighty

But tbh same

Cannot wait for my forever sleep

CUZ I WANNA GO TO THE ERAS TOUR ๐Ÿ˜

no 

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bro the leader of the neighborhood apparently groomed Billie elish 

Is this why โ€œcry babyโ€ and โ€œdaddy issuesโ€ exist ๐Ÿ’€

Bro like all the celebrities are having issues

Whatโ€™s next mitski gets cancelled for being a zoophile bc of the song โ€œI bet on losing dogsโ€

The only thing Iโ€™m. Losing is my shit. Like these people gotta touch grass

What? I'm sorry, but I'm slow. Explain???

People might cancel miski for her song I bet on losing dogs

Oh

itโ€™s hard to explain

k gonna go sob now ๐Ÿ˜œ








as miss americana and london boy were together ๐Ÿฅฐ:



wig taylor is all that


itโ€™s giving dumbasses ๐Ÿฅฐ

the STARE.




THEY DIDNT NEEDA BREAK UP BROOO

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Hey I'm like...ass at describing characters so can someone describe them for me?;



the best description I've gotten was from an irl friend: "Creative, spunky, energetic, chaotic. I feel like this character is creative with a great sense of style but will also burn down your Minecraft house for fun"

pretty accurate

But I'm taking about how they look

Describe them to me as if describing to another person without a picture 

Appearnce:white hair,partially dyed pink(they give me dyed hair vibes) kidcore/I'm also now suddenly sensing weirdcore vibes from that outfit for some reason,alot,ALOT of bandages on their legs(colourful) like,what happened bro-sadist.(the 'your tears' mug)

And..

space.

Lmao I completely forgot about this

Ty

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man a teacher in my middle school got arrested for child touching

And we called him Hamilton

So I guess he was in the room where it happened

I STG ITS BEEN THE MIDDLE SCHOOL TEACHERS.

HAPPENED IN MY SISTERS SCHOOL, MY FRIENDS BROTHER SCHOOL, MY FRIEND ALL THE WAY IN SAN JOSE, CA…MFFFF

Except we called the one at my sisters school EDP ๐Ÿฅฐ

I didnโ€™t know him well but like he lowkey gave me snacks from the teacher lounge 

bitch if that didnโ€™t give out hints….

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ—ฟ

HELP WHATS THE WORD FOR LIKE WHAT YOU GET INTO A CAT OR SOMETHING AND GO FROM ONE PLACE TO ANOTHER OR LIKE A BUS OR A TRAIN OR WHATEVER

WHAT IS THAT CALLED I CANT REMEMBER

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Oh. Wait. Transportation/transit.

Thank gosh. I've been trying to remember that for what feels like forever.

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as people get to know me and I open up more, they start to realize that I am very much actually insane.

I will text you at 3 am to send you a video I saved where it's literally just low res corn spinning around for 5 hours.

I will text you in the middle of school to rant about why I love Good Omens or why that one scene in that one show I watched 10 years ago is so upsetting.

I will text you if you are right next to me to say something like "๐Ÿชฑ" 

I will randomly ask you the most weird and uncalled for questions for just no reason.

I will say the most unserious stuff and I will drop the most random facts on you at any time of day.

i cracked my phone screen ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

i think it broke just the screen protector

so

itโ€™s ok

(ITS NOT MY FAD IS GONNA SCREAM AT ME)

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The feminine urge to abandon society and make friends with raccoons so I can become the raccoon queen and command my subjects to maul all the ones who ever crossed me.

You can tell a lot about someone based on what character they pick in a 4 person just dance.

just in case anyone was wondering. I circled myself in blue. ๐Ÿ’…


I'd be this one


I haven't played just dance in years, it was so much fun

Does everyone pick that one or do I just happen to be friends with all the people who pick that one.

I wouldn't know tbh 

Oh well.

Me and my sisters have so many meaningful and deep conversations like...


I think what we've all learned from this is that I'm obviously the funniest one of these losers. I'm hilarious. I'm a riot. I'm so funny that people forget to laugh cause they're too busy thinking about how funny my jokes are.

how are u and ur sister so chill bro ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Accross the 3 of us there is a total of one singular braincell and it bounces between us.

Me and my sisters are going on a Barbie movie marathon.

Decided to torture myself with the decision that I shoukd draw each Barbie from each movie so... yea

Brb my cat is barking.

Alr he shut up- ayo wait. I think I forgot to walk my dishes.

I should also fold my fish.

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???: โ€œnawww at your age you and your prob donโ€™t have good communicationโ€

ik we donโ€™t but i have no shame in texting her a photo that i took of the french sub i have in math ๐Ÿฅฐ



JOKE STG ME AND MY MOM HAVE GOOD COMMUNICATION 


Saved, thanks.

I am OFFICIALLY an ao3 writer.

Ehe

And I OFFICIALLY have an account on Ao3

Be careful tho, your house might blow up.

(not my screenshot)

oh.

Also ima upload chapter 2 today yayyyy

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Hey Nighty

Lawfully told me that if someone by the name "edgy Enki" joined the room to ban them

They aren't a good person and is also stalking lawful 

Got it ๐Ÿ‘

ty

reminder that they are also a pedo now that I check back

So be very careful 

Very

yikes.

I'm sorry to hear about this. Don't worry, if I ever see them, I'll be sure to ban them.

thanks dude

Np

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I know that rival companies means "this company makes the same thing as us and therefore we must be better than them in order not to lose money while they gain it"

But it's so funny to think of it like an anime rivalry. Just imagine the two CEOs just coming together every year to have an epic shลnen battle to determine who is the strongest and at the end the loser says something like "you've gotten more powerful over this past year... but I assure you... next year will be different" and then the other one is like "we'll see about that" and all that.

I CANT THINK OF THE PHRASE "rival company" NORMALLY EVER AGAIN BRUH ๐Ÿ’€

"Aro ara...Pepsi-kun,Anata wo yoku narimashita..Demo anata ni wa mada jubun'na chikara arimasaen..!"

"NANI!?"

"Hehe...Anata wa makemashita."

"Ie!!!!"

"Kora kokyu:daisanketai,Daittokoku!!"

"YAMARO!!!"

I don't understand any of that but it's hilarious anyway 

ee :v

this song legit makes my day like any time ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Taylor swifter sweeper

EXACTKY ๐Ÿฅฐ

๐Ÿ—ฟ

ANYWAYS

HEYY

HRU

eh-

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Something that's been happening to me for years is occasionally in my right ear my earwax is red. This doesn't happen often maybe once or twice every year or so? Idk but it doesn't happen a lot and straight after my earwax goes back to normal.

It hasn't caused any problems for me and my ears don't seem to hurt at all when it happens, it doesn't affect my hearing at all and overall it just seems like my earwax mysteriously turns red for no reason before returning to normal in the snap of a finger like magic.

Sources say it could be a sign of something bleeding my ear but, as far as I know, my ear is fine. 

The only time anything bad ever happened to it was when I lost my hearing for a bit cause of some like infection I think and had to take some weird medicine or whatever. But that's pretty much the extent of all issues in my ear.

I don't remmeber when it started or how long it's been going on exactly but I do know that it's still weird and confusing. Should I see a doctor?

Also this doesn't happen with my left ear as far as I remember. Only my right.

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PLEASE NY SISTER THINKS MY SHADOW PLUSHIE IS A GIRL AND IS SONIC

I had a dream where I met death

Like

Someone wrote with pen on my tounge and teeth

I could taste the pen in real life

dream me started coughing and crying because I couldn't breathe and it really hurt

That's all I remember mostly

i had a dream of taylor swift kissing my dog…

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oop..

Imso fucking nauseous and I think I've cpughed so aggressively that I actually got injured cause there's scratches on the roof of my mouth.

idk I just woke up. Also my mom is literally missing and so is my sister so yea there's that

Idk what happened andnwhen I tried to call it said line busy-

So idk what to do abt my nausea.

Tgey just went out for aomething they didnt say what in apecific

they shoukd be back soon so until then I guess I just... suffer.

Took some meds. I'm sure I'll be fine.

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He's literally just a silly little guy 

He jokes with you amusingly.

TWO HOURS TO GO

YOU GOT THIS NIGHTY

THANK YOU ๐Ÿ˜

THERES NO WAY IM GONNA LOSE AFTER 22 HOURS OF THIS

I HAVE NOT PUT IN ALL THIS WORK JUST TO FALL ON MY FACE AT THE LAST MINUTE

I JJST AHVE TO KEEP MY HEAD UP HIGH AND DISTRACT MYSELF WITH ANYTHING UNTIL ITS ALL OVER

YWWW

I GOTCHU

WHAT DO YOU WANNA TALJ ABOUT

IT COULD BE THE MOST MUNDANE THING BUT I MIGHT NOT RESPOND BECAUSE SLEEP


BUT I BELIEVE IN YOU 

WELL TIME IS ALMOST UP BUT SINCE YOU SUGGESTED

HAVE YOU WATCHED AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER?

I'VE SEEN BITS ANS PIECES OF IT WHENEVER MY DAD WATCHES IT

I DON'T WATCH IT MYSELF BUT KINDA

So my friend bet that I couldn't go a full 24 hours without a single drop of coffee. I said that I probably could. So we bet on it. And we didn't even have a set amount btw-

We just said "if you win then you just name your price"

So I could pay her however much money (as long as it's not too much, we're broke ass teens not millionaires) and it's all riding on whether or not I'm addicted to coffee.

Before we officially shook on it she also said that "just coffee is too easy. You'll just drink a replacement like hot chocolate or tea or something. You're not allowed to drink anything EXCEPT WATER"

So I can't even drink a replacement drink, and now I have 24 hours to kill and... my routine is destroyed. I'm gonna wake up in the morning and just... sit. No vibing to music in the kitchen as I make myself a nice coffee. Cooking something doesn't take long enough for me to enjoy what I'm listening to properly. And it's not like I'm gonna bake a cake in the morning or something...

I really am gonna wake up and just... sit.

And I'm gonna be scrolling through tumblr and I'm gonna think "man I really need a good sip of my coffee rn" and when I reach my hand out to grab it and taste the wonderful taste of ambrosia, the drink of the gods, I find my hand reaching for... nothing. When I sit at my desk and I think "time to be productive and write/draw something" I'll reach for my coffee to give myself a boost to start and help the ideas flow, I'll put my hand out in search of the sweet sweet nectar called cheap ass coffee I got from the store down the street, the taste of heaven I always keep beside me and never dare to leave, the only thing I find giving me the motivation to actually do something productive that day, and you know what I'll find? Air. Absolutely nothing except air.

But fret not, for I am nothing if not a competitive soul, I shall die before I lose. If I even dare to look at coffee or any other drink for these next 23 hours, 1 minute, and 13 seconds, I shall burn in the fire of eternal damnation for the rest of time and even past when time itself has ended and there is no more universe in existence. I shall stay to suffer in my failure. 

I cannot be broken- NEVER.

I WILL FIGHT.

AND I WILL WIN.

I WILL COME OUT OF THIS VICTORIOUS AND THE ADDICT ACCUSATIONS SHALL AT LAST BE DISPELLED

THOU SHALT REALIZE THINE MISTAKES WHEN I SURVIVE THINE DEMONIC TEST OF ENDURANCE

THOU WILT NOT MAKE A MOCKERY OF THEE WITHOUT A MOCKERY TO BE MADE OF THOU

WE SHALL OBSERVE WHO LAUGHS AT THE END

Anyway yeah so that what's currently going on with me, how is everyone else doing?

till this mf day i donโ€™t understand the concept of this music video

but itโ€™s still one of my favorites๐Ÿ˜ญ
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oh sorry I probs should introduce myself

Name: Aiko

Pronouns: He/They/It

B-day: sep 23

idk what other information is important....

I came from monster girl maker btw, nice 2 meet u all >3<

Hello hello! Happy the link worked for you

I am Cloudy, but I also go by Lofi. I use they/them pronouns!

Im just your local artist and crk obsesser/JSAB hyperfixator. 

It's nice to meet you (formally lmao), I hope we get along well! ~โ™ช

hiyaaa, I love ur name! :DD

Awh, thank you! It's nothing special lol

Hello!

I'm... well I don't really have a set name- just check my creator page that has my names on it- 

also, Queen or Queenie is from an old username I used to have- DaQueenOfYou so no I'm not asking you to call me Queen cause I'm full of myself haha

She/her

Nov 14


I feel like you've already noticed but I tend to be very talkative and I'm not exactly the most aware person ever. If I say something wrong I really don't mean to, I'm just bad at thinking b4 I speak.

I know very random information like the fact that the color orange is actually named after the fruit and not the other way around. Blackberries aren't named after the color black, or at least they weren't, they used to be named blaceberian which means 'fruit of the bramble' 

Why do I know any of this? ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

Uh yeah, also I'm very very very obsessed with Good Omens.

HIIIIIIUU

IM NAT

NATTY

NAT

JUNE 28TH

YEAH

๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ

i also really like taylor swift 

so

yeah

woah that is a lot 2 read

I would use a normal emoji but this is funnier

I feel like I shoukd tell you what British Gov exams are like in case u don't know.

You will not be in your own classroom, you will be moved somewhere else. All the posters on the walls will be removed during exam period so you don't cheat off them. All the exam areas are carpeted so if anything falls on the floor it doesn't make a distracting noise. If you drop your pen, consider it dead, you are not allowed to even look at it for the rest of the exam so make sure you bring a spare. If you bring a pencil case it has to be clear or else it will be confiscated until the end of exams. The only thing you can have on your table is your pen. Your table MUST be clean at all times to ensure no cheating is happening, so there are no drawings on it or anything. The supervisor on your exam cannot be a teacher at your school. No speaking ofc. If you have finished your exam early, put your pencil down and sit quietly facing forward until the exam time is over. DO NOT LOOK AT ANYONE. You can't even breathe near another person, if you do, it will be considered cheating. If you need an eraser or a sharpener or whatever else, you can ask a teacher, do not ask your peers or it will be considered cheating and your paper will be confiscated. Your pockets will be checked before exams to ensure there is nothing in them. You may NOT use a correcter, if you are found using one, it will be confiscated. No part of the exam sheet is allowed to exit the room with you. If you need the restroom, ask a teacher so they can promptly tell you that you can hold it the fuck in or just piss yourself cause no one's letting you out of this room until the exam is over.

They really just hold you hostage in a plain quiet room for like an hour or more depending on what exam you're taking. It's like... torture. You can't even blink or they'll call it cheating.

Idk about others, but this was pretty much the exams for me.

AYTYY AMOR 

FUE UNA TORTUTA

PERDERTE

YO SE QUE NO HA SIDO UN SANTO

PERO LO PUEDO ARREGLARRR AMOR

NO SOLO DE PAN VIVIE EL HOMBRE

Y NO DE EXCUSAS VIVO YO

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what in the shi-

I translated it and it makes no sense

ANYWAY UH IT SOUNDS A LOT WORSE THAN IT IS CAUSE THE SUPERVISOR I WAS UNDER WAS A NIGHTMARE IMAGINE ALREADY STRICT RULES UNDER AN EVEN STRICTER TEACHER

itโ€™s a song but ok…

WHAT

IM CONFUSED EHAT R U TALKING ABT

The British gov exams

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LITERALLY HATE MY INTERNET FR

IT DIES EVRY FREAKING SECOND

real american patriot here! 











ok no but all jokes aside taylor did NOT need to release this song to make me cry….even tho iโ€™m friends with every single ex i have โ˜ ๏ธ

ANYWAYS

I WISH I KEPT MY GREEN EYES FROM WHEN I WAS LITTLE ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•

I NEED ADVICE


NEW TMNT MOVIE

OR OPPENHIEMER

I HAVEN'T SEEN OPPENHEIMER BUT I'D GO WITH TMNT

IM STILL LOGGED IN

HIIII

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You gotta love Neil Gaiman, gomens2 spoilers for the first one  btw:







you can just TELL he's been waiting to use this one.

this is just absolutely hilarious.

You just gotta love Neil Gaiman.

when an ask came in about whether or not he supported LGBTQ+ (the answer is obviously yes in case you don't know) his reply was just "guess."

YOU GOTTA LOVE NEIL GAIMAN YOU JUST GOTTA

He reblogs GOMENS SHITPOSTS HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE THIS MAN

I just wanted to put this one here.

IM JUST KEN


WHERE I SEE LOVE SHE SEES A FRIEND


WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR HER TO SEE THE MAN BEHIND THE TAN


me when atwtmvftvtv starts playing in the car ๐Ÿฅฐ 

I have a lot of thoughts after watching the Barbie movie but like...

Ken...

Take my heart, bro, just take it, I don't need it ๐Ÿ˜ญ

DOJO MOJO HOUSE CASA FOR LIFEEEEEE

DOJO MOJO CASA HOUSE

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ

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MOJO DOJO CASA HOUSEEEEEEE

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MOJO DOJO CASA HOUSEEEE

BRO I HARASSED MY MOM WITH THAT FOR LIKE A WEEK

โ€œmama, dojo, mojo, casa, houseโ€

โ€œya callateโ€

โ€œDOJO. MOJO. CASA. HOUSE.โ€

โ€œNATALT. NO MAMES.โ€

โ€œDOJO-โ€

โ€œNATALIA!!! YA CALLATE ๐Ÿคฌ DEJAME EN PAS!!!โ€

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LMAO

donโ€™t worry, me and her are best friends ๐Ÿฅฐ

Gimmie a random emoji combination to make a character out of.

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๐ŸŒƒ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ™๏ธ

as a celebration of 1989 (taylorโ€™s version)

I'll try

YESSSSSSS

๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿซง

Go wild

Bruh lemme tell you, the people at the cinema were so freaking boring.

Especially at the specific showing we went to.

We went to the fancy rich people's showing with the cushioned chairs that you could recline and all that.

Everyone at the cinema literally just put on a pink shirt then called it a day, and at the showing we went to, only two people there wore a pink shirt and called it a day, everyone else didn't even wear pink.

I saw a few people who actually went all in with a full barbie-core outfit, but those people were few and far-between.

Meanwhile, me and my sisters pulling up to the place dressed in full pink with blonde wigs and everything. Unfortunately we didn't have blue contact lenses, but if we did we would've worn them. Literally, we walked in there like we owned the place in our fancy heels and pink eyeshadow like it was nobody's business.

Also the blonde wigs were the cheapest thing we could find and looked... so freaking bad, but we wore them with all the Barbie confidence in the world.

Also I'm pretty sure this little girl at the cinema was like eyeing me or smthng bcs I looked at her and I saw her just... staring at me? Out of admiration ofc. ๐Ÿ’…

that's funny.....shocker here but I still have not watched it, I so want 2, tho xwx

It's supposed to leave cinemas soon, are you gonna watch it online then?

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