it's so small, and it's not even 3d, where did all those bands go? Did you eat them? Are they in the backrooms? Do you need all those bands to feed the loom band beast so it doesn't kill you????
ok but like... the songs the oompa loompas sing about each child when they die fail are so catchy. Like sir/ma'am I know your child is dying but let me vibe first, and then we can try to save them.
Talking about the Tim Burton Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Hey I'm like...ass at describing characters so can someone describe them for me?;
the best description I've gotten was from an irl friend: "Creative, spunky, energetic, chaotic. I feel like this character is creative with a great sense of style but will also burn down your Minecraft house for fun"
pretty accurate
But I'm taking about how they look
Describe them to me as if describing to another person without a picture
Appearnce:white hair,partially dyed pink(they give me dyed hair vibes) kidcore/I'm also now suddenly sensing weirdcore vibes from that outfit for some reason,alot,ALOT of bandages on their legs(colourful) like,what happened bro-sadist.(the 'your tears' mug)
as people get to know me and I open up more, they start to realize that I am very much actually insane.
I will text you at 3 am to send you a video I saved where it's literally just low res corn spinning around for 5 hours.
I will text you in the middle of school to rant about why I love Good Omens or why that one scene in that one show I watched 10 years ago is so upsetting.
I will text you if you are right next to me to say something like "πͺ±"
I will randomly ask you the most weird and uncalled for questions for just no reason.
I will say the most unserious stuff and I will drop the most random facts on you at any time of day.
The feminine urge to abandon society and make friends with raccoons so I can become the raccoon queen and command my subjects to maul all the ones who ever crossed me.
Me and my sisters have so many meaningful and deep conversations like...
I think what we've all learned from this is that I'm obviously the funniest one of these losers. I'm hilarious. I'm a riot. I'm so funny that people forget to laugh cause they're too busy thinking about how funny my jokes are.
I know that rival companies means "this company makes the same thing as us and therefore we must be better than them in order not to lose money while they gain it"
But it's so funny to think of it like an anime rivalry. Just imagine the two CEOs just coming together every year to have an epic shΕnen battle to determine who is the strongest and at the end the loser says something like "you've gotten more powerful over this past year... but I assure you... next year will be different" and then the other one is like "we'll see about that" and all that.
I CANT THINK OF THE PHRASE "rival company" NORMALLY EVER AGAIN BRUH π
Something that's been happening to me for years is occasionally in my right ear my earwax is red. This doesn't happen often maybe once or twice every year or so? Idk but it doesn't happen a lot and straight after my earwax goes back to normal.
It hasn't caused any problems for me and my ears don't seem to hurt at all when it happens, it doesn't affect my hearing at all and overall it just seems like my earwax mysteriously turns red for no reason before returning to normal in the snap of a finger like magic.
Sources say it could be a sign of something bleeding my ear but, as far as I know, my ear is fine.
The only time anything bad ever happened to it was when I lost my hearing for a bit cause of some like infection I think and had to take some weird medicine or whatever. But that's pretty much the extent of all issues in my ear.
I don't remmeber when it started or how long it's been going on exactly but I do know that it's still weird and confusing. Should I see a doctor?
Also this doesn't happen with my left ear as far as I remember. Only my right.
So my friend bet that I couldn't go a full 24 hours without a single drop of coffee. I said that I probably could. So we bet on it. And we didn't even have a set amount btw-
We just said "if you win then you just name your price"
So I could pay her however much money (as long as it's not too much, we're broke ass teens not millionaires) and it's all riding on whether or not I'm addicted to coffee.
Before we officially shook on it she also said that "just coffee is too easy. You'll just drink a replacement like hot chocolate or tea or something. You're not allowed to drink anything EXCEPT WATER"
So I can't even drink a replacement drink, and now I have 24 hours to kill and... my routine is destroyed. I'm gonna wake up in the morning and just... sit. No vibing to music in the kitchen as I make myself a nice coffee. Cooking something doesn't take long enough for me to enjoy what I'm listening to properly. And it's not like I'm gonna bake a cake in the morning or something...
I really am gonna wake up and just... sit.
And I'm gonna be scrolling through tumblr and I'm gonna think "man I really need a good sip of my coffee rn" and when I reach my hand out to grab it and taste the wonderful taste of ambrosia, the drink of the gods, I find my hand reaching for... nothing. When I sit at my desk and I think "time to be productive and write/draw something" I'll reach for my coffee to give myself a boost to start and help the ideas flow, I'll put my hand out in search of the sweet sweet nectar called cheap ass coffee I got from the store down the street, the taste of heaven I always keep beside me and never dare to leave, the only thing I find giving me the motivation to actually do something productive that day, and you know what I'll find? Air. Absolutely nothing except air.
But fret not, for I am nothing if not a competitive soul, I shall die before I lose. If I even dare to look at coffee or any other drink for these next 23 hours, 1 minute, and 13 seconds, I shall burn in the fire of eternal damnation for the rest of time and even past when time itself has ended and there is no more universe in existence. I shall stay to suffer in my failure.
I cannot be broken- NEVER.
I WILL FIGHT.
AND I WILL WIN.
I WILL COME OUT OF THIS VICTORIOUS AND THE ADDICT ACCUSATIONS SHALL AT LAST BE DISPELLED
THOU SHALT REALIZE THINE MISTAKES WHEN I SURVIVE THINE DEMONIC TEST OF ENDURANCE
THOU WILT NOT MAKE A MOCKERY OF THEE WITHOUT A MOCKERY TO BE MADE OF THOU
WE SHALL OBSERVE WHO LAUGHS AT THE END
Anyway yeah so that what's currently going on with me, how is everyone else doing?
I'm... well I don't really have a set name- just check my creator page that has my names on it-
also, Queen or Queenie is from an old username I used to have- DaQueenOfYou so no I'm not asking you to call me Queen cause I'm full of myself haha
She/her
Nov 14
I feel like you've already noticed but I tend to be very talkative and I'm not exactly the most aware person ever. If I say something wrong I really don't mean to, I'm just bad at thinking b4 I speak.
I know very random information like the fact that the color orange is actually named after the fruit and not the other way around. Blackberries aren't named after the color black, or at least they weren't, they used to be named blaceberian which means 'fruit of the bramble'
Why do I know any of this? Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
Uh yeah, also I'm very very very obsessed with Good Omens.
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SPOOKIFICATION!!
YAAAASSSSSS
>:DDDD
YOU SHOULD MAKE THE COMMUNITY HALLOWEEN THEMED
I CANT EDIT THE THEME CAUSE MY COMPUTER ISNT CONNECTED RO THE INTERNET
NOOO
:(((((
Time to get spooky!
REAL
I'M GONNA CHANGE MY PFP TO PUMPKIN PIE COOKIE BECAUSE SHE'S HALLOWEEN
YESSSS
SPOOKIFIED!!
DOING UT NOW
DONE
Me reading Pride & Prejudice (haven't seen the movie know nothing abt the story) and reading the first interaction between Elizabeth and Darcy:
GIGGLES
That poor tree though
OFMD SEASPN2. FODGDKDGKAVSOSH
IF I DONT HAVE IT WITHIN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES I WILL WATER MY FUCKING PLANTS
DOMT MAKE ME DO IT
IM GOING FERAL
OFMD SEASON 2 RELEASE DATE DDJDYDREQETSWYDDFGTERHAGJFKYKXFHFGMSYH
IM NOT NORMALLLLLLLLKKJHDEWADGFFGXFF
I CANT WITH MY MOM ANYMORE
SHES SCREAMING LUIS MIGUEL SONVS IN THE CAR SND SHES NOT PAUING ATTENTION HOW SHE DRIVES
LADY STILL HADMT FORGOT THE EXPERIMCE WHEN SHE WENT TO HIS CONCERT ππ
but luis miguel ππ
My last post on this got a (-1) and because I think thatβs absolutely hilarious, I've decided to post on the same topic once more.
Child: *literally dying*
Oompa Loompas:
THAT WAS ME
I WAS WALKING
AND I MENT TO PRESS THE UPVOTE BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO RESPOND
AND I MUST'VE MISCLICKED IM SORRY π
ππππππππ
It's aight, I thought it had to be a misclick cause who would fr get mad at a post like that???
Nah fr tho
If someone did get mad that's just... Funny
Sense of humor where?
It died LMAO
Just like those kids XD
Me: *opens a nice loom band tutorial for something cute and smaller than my hand*
the video: So you're gonna need 562 bands for the body 82 for the eyes and mouth and 6739 bands for everything else π
Like- EXCUSE YOU?
it's so small, and it's not even 3d, where did all those bands go? Did you eat them? Are they in the backrooms? Do you need all those bands to feed the loom band beast so it doesn't kill you????
ok but like... the songs the oompa loompas sing about each child when they
diefail are so catchy. Like sir/ma'am I know your child is dying but let me vibe first, and then we can try to save them.Talking about the Tim Burton Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Urgh... seriously????
By the time your an elderly person, your body is just begging to die
Why would you want to live longer on this god forsaken planet
Fr.
Sorry, but I'm not trying to live any longer. I'd rather just die when I'm supposed to, thanks.
That's so real of you nighty
But tbh same
Cannot wait for my forever sleep
CUZ I WANNA GO TO THE ERAS TOUR π
What? I'm sorry, but I'm slow. Explain???
Oh
k gonna go sob now π
as miss americana and london boy were together π₯°:
wig taylor is all that
itβs giving dumbasses π₯°
the STARE.
THEY DIDNT NEEDA BREAK UP BROOO
ππ
Hey I'm like...ass at describing characters so can someone describe them for me?;
the best description I've gotten was from an irl friend: "Creative, spunky, energetic, chaotic. I feel like this character is creative with a great sense of style but will also burn down your Minecraft house for fun"
pretty accurate
But I'm taking about how they look
Describe them to me as if describing to another person without a picture
Appearnce:white hair,partially dyed pink(they give me dyed hair vibes) kidcore/I'm also now suddenly sensing weirdcore vibes from that outfit for some reason,alot,ALOT of bandages on their legs(colourful) like,what happened bro-sadist.(the 'your tears' mug)
And..
space.
Lmao I completely forgot about this
Ty
I STG ITS BEEN THE MIDDLE SCHOOL TEACHERS.
HAPPENED IN MY SISTERS SCHOOL, MY FRIENDS BROTHER SCHOOL, MY FRIEND ALL THE WAY IN SAN JOSE, CA…MFFFF
Except we called the one at my sisters school EDP π₯°
bitch if that didnβt give out hints….
HELP WHATS THE WORD FOR LIKE WHAT YOU GET INTO A CAT OR SOMETHING AND GO FROM ONE PLACE TO ANOTHER OR LIKE A BUS OR A TRAIN OR WHATEVER
WHAT IS THAT CALLED I CANT REMEMBER
Oh. Wait. Transportation/transit.
Thank gosh. I've been trying to remember that for what feels like forever.
as people get to know me and I open up more, they start to realize that I am very much actually insane.
I will text you at 3 am to send you a video I saved where it's literally just low res corn spinning around for 5 hours.
I will text you in the middle of school to rant about why I love Good Omens or why that one scene in that one show I watched 10 years ago is so upsetting.
I will text you if you are right next to me to say something like "πͺ±"
I will randomly ask you the most weird and uncalled for questions for just no reason.
I will say the most unserious stuff and I will drop the most random facts on you at any time of day.
i cracked my phone screen ππππ
i think it broke just the screen protector
so
itβs ok
(ITS NOT MY FAD IS GONNA SCREAM AT ME)
The feminine urge to abandon society and make friends with raccoons so I can become the raccoon queen and command my subjects to maul all the ones who ever crossed me.
You can tell a lot about someone based on what character they pick in a 4 person just dance.
just in case anyone was wondering. I circled myself in blue. π
I'd be this one
I haven't played just dance in years, it was so much fun
Does everyone pick that one or do I just happen to be friends with all the people who pick that one.
I wouldn't know tbh
Oh well.
Me and my sisters have so many meaningful and deep conversations like...
I think what we've all learned from this is that I'm obviously the funniest one of these losers. I'm hilarious. I'm a riot. I'm so funny that people forget to laugh cause they're too busy thinking about how funny my jokes are.
how are u and ur sister so chill bro π
Accross the 3 of us there is a total of one singular braincell and it bounces between us.
Me and my sisters are going on a Barbie movie marathon.
Decided to torture myself with the decision that I shoukd draw each Barbie from each movie so... yea
Brb my cat is barking.
Alr he shut up- ayo wait. I think I forgot to walk my dishes.
I should also fold my fish.
???: βnawww at your age you and your prob donβt have good communicationβ
ik we donβt but i have no shame in texting her a photo that i took of the french sub i have in math π₯°
JOKE STG ME AND MY MOM HAVE GOOD COMMUNICATION
Saved, thanks.
I am OFFICIALLY an ao3 writer.
Ehe
And I OFFICIALLY have an account on Ao3
Be careful tho, your house might blow up.
(not my screenshot)
oh.
Also ima upload chapter 2 today yayyyy
Hey Nighty
Lawfully told me that if someone by the name "edgy Enki" joined the room to ban them
They aren't a good person and is also stalking lawful
Got it π
ty
yikes.
I'm sorry to hear about this. Don't worry, if I ever see them, I'll be sure to ban them.
Np
I know that rival companies means "this company makes the same thing as us and therefore we must be better than them in order not to lose money while they gain it"
But it's so funny to think of it like an anime rivalry. Just imagine the two CEOs just coming together every year to have an epic shΕnen battle to determine who is the strongest and at the end the loser says something like "you've gotten more powerful over this past year... but I assure you... next year will be different" and then the other one is like "we'll see about that" and all that.
I CANT THINK OF THE PHRASE "rival company" NORMALLY EVER AGAIN BRUH π
"Aro ara...Pepsi-kun,Anata wo yoku narimashita..Demo anata ni wa mada jubun'na chikara arimasaen..!"
"NANI!?"
"Hehe...Anata wa makemashita."
"Ie!!!!"
"Kora kokyu:daisanketai,Daittokoku!!"
"YAMARO!!!"
I don't understand any of that but it's hilarious anyway
ee :v
this song legit makes my day like any time π
EXACTKY π₯°
ANYWAYS
HEYY
HRU
Something that's been happening to me for years is occasionally in my right ear my earwax is red. This doesn't happen often maybe once or twice every year or so? Idk but it doesn't happen a lot and straight after my earwax goes back to normal.
It hasn't caused any problems for me and my ears don't seem to hurt at all when it happens, it doesn't affect my hearing at all and overall it just seems like my earwax mysteriously turns red for no reason before returning to normal in the snap of a finger like magic.
Sources say it could be a sign of something bleeding my ear but, as far as I know, my ear is fine.
The only time anything bad ever happened to it was when I lost my hearing for a bit cause of some like infection I think and had to take some weird medicine or whatever. But that's pretty much the extent of all issues in my ear.
I don't remmeber when it started or how long it's been going on exactly but I do know that it's still weird and confusing. Should I see a doctor?
Also this doesn't happen with my left ear as far as I remember. Only my right.
PLEASE NY SISTER THINKS MY SHADOW PLUSHIE IS A GIRL AND IS SONIC
I had a dream where I met death
Like
Someone wrote with pen on my tounge and teeth
I could taste the pen in real life
dream me started coughing and crying because I couldn't breathe and it really hurt
That's all I remember mostly
i had a dream of taylor swift kissing my dog…
oop..
Imso fucking nauseous and I think I've cpughed so aggressively that I actually got injured cause there's scratches on the roof of my mouth.
idk I just woke up. Also my mom is literally missing and so is my sister so yea there's that
Idk what happened andnwhen I tried to call it said line busy-
So idk what to do abt my nausea.
Tgey just went out for aomething they didnt say what in apecific
they shoukd be back soon so until then I guess I just... suffer.
Took some meds. I'm sure I'll be fine.
He's literally just a silly little guy
TWO HOURS TO GO
YOU GOT THIS NIGHTY
THANK YOU π
THERES NO WAY IM GONNA LOSE AFTER 22 HOURS OF THIS
I HAVE NOT PUT IN ALL THIS WORK JUST TO FALL ON MY FACE AT THE LAST MINUTE
I JJST AHVE TO KEEP MY HEAD UP HIGH AND DISTRACT MYSELF WITH ANYTHING UNTIL ITS ALL OVER
YWWW
I GOTCHU
WHAT DO YOU WANNA TALJ ABOUT
IT COULD BE THE MOST MUNDANE THING BUT I MIGHT NOT RESPOND BECAUSE SLEEP
BUT I BELIEVE IN YOU
WELL TIME IS ALMOST UP BUT SINCE YOU SUGGESTED
HAVE YOU WATCHED AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER?
I'VE SEEN BITS ANS PIECES OF IT WHENEVER MY DAD WATCHES IT
I DON'T WATCH IT MYSELF BUT KINDA
So my friend bet that I couldn't go a full 24 hours without a single drop of coffee. I said that I probably could. So we bet on it. And we didn't even have a set amount btw-
We just said "if you win then you just name your price"
So I could pay her however much money (as long as it's not too much, we're broke ass teens not millionaires) and it's all riding on whether or not I'm addicted to coffee.
Before we officially shook on it she also said that "just coffee is too easy. You'll just drink a replacement like hot chocolate or tea or something. You're not allowed to drink anything EXCEPT WATER"
So I can't even drink a replacement drink, and now I have 24 hours to kill and... my routine is destroyed. I'm gonna wake up in the morning and just... sit. No vibing to music in the kitchen as I make myself a nice coffee. Cooking something doesn't take long enough for me to enjoy what I'm listening to properly. And it's not like I'm gonna bake a cake in the morning or something...
I really am gonna wake up and just... sit.
And I'm gonna be scrolling through tumblr and I'm gonna think "man I really need a good sip of my coffee rn" and when I reach my hand out to grab it and taste the wonderful taste of ambrosia, the drink of the gods, I find my hand reaching for... nothing. When I sit at my desk and I think "time to be productive and write/draw something" I'll reach for my coffee to give myself a boost to start and help the ideas flow, I'll put my hand out in search of the sweet sweet nectar called cheap ass coffee I got from the store down the street, the taste of heaven I always keep beside me and never dare to leave, the only thing I find giving me the motivation to actually do something productive that day, and you know what I'll find? Air. Absolutely nothing except air.
But fret not, for I am nothing if not a competitive soul, I shall die before I lose. If I even dare to look at coffee or any other drink for these next 23 hours, 1 minute, and 13 seconds, I shall burn in the fire of eternal damnation for the rest of time and even past when time itself has ended and there is no more universe in existence. I shall stay to suffer in my failure.
I cannot be broken- NEVER.
I WILL FIGHT.
AND I WILL WIN.
I WILL COME OUT OF THIS VICTORIOUS AND THE ADDICT ACCUSATIONS SHALL AT LAST BE DISPELLED
THOU SHALT REALIZE THINE MISTAKES WHEN I SURVIVE THINE DEMONIC TEST OF ENDURANCE
THOU WILT NOT MAKE A MOCKERY OF THEE WITHOUT A MOCKERY TO BE MADE OF THOU
WE SHALL OBSERVE WHO LAUGHS AT THE END
Anyway yeah so that what's currently going on with me, how is everyone else doing?
till this mf day i donβt understand the concept of this music video
oh sorry I probs should introduce myself
Name: Aiko
Pronouns: He/They/It
B-day: sep 23
idk what other information is important....
I came from monster girl maker btw, nice 2 meet u all >3<
Hello hello! Happy the link worked for you
I am Cloudy, but I also go by Lofi. I use they/them pronouns!
Im just your local artist and crk obsesser/JSAB hyperfixator.
It's nice to meet you (formally lmao), I hope we get along well! ~βͺ
hiyaaa, I love ur name! :DD
Awh, thank you! It's nothing special lol
Hello!
I'm... well I don't really have a set name- just check my creator page that has my names on it-
also, Queen or Queenie is from an old username I used to have- DaQueenOfYou so no I'm not asking you to call me Queen cause I'm full of myself haha
She/her
Nov 14
I feel like you've already noticed but I tend to be very talkative and I'm not exactly the most aware person ever. If I say something wrong I really don't mean to, I'm just bad at thinking b4 I speak.
I know very random information like the fact that the color orange is actually named after the fruit and not the other way around. Blackberries aren't named after the color black, or at least they weren't, they used to be named blaceberian which means 'fruit of the bramble'
Why do I know any of this? Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
Uh yeah, also I'm very very very obsessed with Good Omens.
HIIIIIIUU
IM NAT
NATTY
NAT
JUNE 28TH
YEAH
π₯°ππππ
i also really like taylor swift
so
yeah